**2017–18 Offseason Thread**

[sergeanthulka]

I decided to try the mobile ticket season plan. I'm sure the seats will suck, but for $250/season ticket, it was cheaper than buying single game tickets to just Iowa State, Wisconsin and Nebrantska.

yeah but everyone will hate you when it takes them 10 minutes to scan your phone

I've never had any problems with getting tickets scanned from my phone. Are these top secret, unscannable codes?

Stu's phone is smeared with ejaculate.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I decided to try the mobile ticket season plan. I'm sure the seats will suck, but for $250/season ticket, it was cheaper than buying single game tickets to just Iowa State, Wisconsin and Nebrantska.

yeah but everyone will hate you when it takes them 10 minutes to scan your phone

I've never had any problems with getting tickets scanned from my phone. Are these top secret, unscannable codes?

I've done it for years with PDFs downloaded from Stubhub. It was never an issue even before they supported mobile tickets.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I decided to try the mobile ticket season plan. I'm sure the seats will suck, but for $250/season ticket, it was cheaper than buying single game tickets to just Iowa State, Wisconsin and Nebrantska.

yeah but everyone will hate you when it takes them 10 minutes to scan your phone

been to any event, of any kind recently?

 

[Stu Beagle]

It was a joke guys

I’m aware technology has advanced that it’s no longer an issue

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Fair and Balanced]

yeah but everyone will hate you when it takes them 10 minutes to scan your phone

I've never had any problems with getting tickets scanned from my phone. Are these top secret, unscannable codes?

I've done it for years with PDFs downloaded from Stubhub. It was never an issue even before they supported mobile tickets.

Thanks Bob.

 

[Carter Page]

https://www.landof10.com/iowa/iowa-football-recruiting-indianapolis

A pretty good read on Iowa's explosion on to the Indianapolis recruiting scene and Kelvin Bell. Sorry if it has been posted already, and didn't really think it belonged in a recruiting thread because it is more of an overview type of article.

Regardless, it's pretty remarkable for us to compete in Indy given its proximity to ND, Michigan, MSU, Ohio State, and of course the lesser Indiana schools including our hated and protected rival Purdue. Kelvin Bell sounds like a helluva guy.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I feel like we have multiple future head coaches on staff right now.

 

[Gushawk]

I feel like we have multiple future head coaches on staff right now.

We talkin P5?

 

[Kamala]

I feel like we have multiple future head coaches on staff right now.

We talkin P5?

Fantasy

 

[eclone]

Early spreads for "Games of the Year" posted
http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/story.cfm/story/1923673

Iowa -7 vs. ISU
Iowa +5 vs. Wisconsin
Iowa -7 vs. Northwestern
Iowa -8 vs. Nebrantska

 

[Lime]

Iowa isn't looking for grad transfers

alternate uniforms likely again, possibly the Ohio State ones from last year.

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa/football/2018/05/29/iowa-football-hawkeyes-likely-use-alternate-uniforms-kirk-ferentz-interview/653319002/

 

[KitKatApples]

Sweet I love gray.

 

[Tugboat]

All black for the alternate unis.

 

[ivan_drago]

Early spreads for "Games of the Year" posted
http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/story.cfm/story/1923673

Iowa -7 vs. ISU
Iowa +5 vs. Wisconsin
Iowa -7 vs. Northwestern
Iowa -8 vs. Nebrantska

I’ll wait for Sitzmann’s picks for the first one, thanks.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Iowa isn't looking for grad transfers

alternate uniforms likely again, possibly the Ohio State ones from last year.

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa/football/2018/05/29/iowa-football-hawkeyes-likely-use-alternate-uniforms-kirk-ferentz-interview/653319002/

Wearing all Black for a blackout game against UW seems to make the most sense. Expect out blackout game is already scheduled against NW. Lame

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I loved last years alts but they weren’t better than 2015s.

Which reminds me that me average like 50ppg in blackout unis.

 

[HawkLax6]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Have they ever played UNI at night?

 

[Verbal]

Huh. They might not play a single 11 a.m. game in September.

 

[HawkLax6]

The new Fox/Big Ten deal means more 3/4 PM windows since they have both Fox and FS1 to fill.

 

[douglasbader]

I fucking hate those weird times.

 

[douglasbader]

There are likely 5 games with at 4pm or later start time.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

fuck

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

double fuck

 

[Wanderer]

Huh. They might not play a single 11 a.m. game in September.

Weirder is to play only 1 home game between September 22 and November 10. Kind of sucks.

 

[Wayne Rogers]

fuck

double fuck

You can't double fuck a single fuck, Lloyd.

 

[CamelTones]

How the fuck does their scheduler give a team a stretch of 4 out of 5 games on the road?

 

[KitKatApples]

Russia

 

[douglasbader]

How the fuck does their scheduler give a team a stretch of 4 out of 5 games are on the road?

5 out of 7 on the road with no bye week during that stretch.

 

[KitKatApples]

Should make the Hawks a given for the playoff when they run the table

 

[Uff Da]

As a season ticket holder in the West stands, I welcome the 2:30 and later starts early in the season. I will be comfy in the shade

 

[Stu Beagle]

No 11 am kickoffs in September is just weird

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

No 11 am kickoffs in September is just the worst

 

[26.2]

No 11 am kickoffs in September is just weird

I fucking love it. I can get stuff done before watching the game.

 

[hawkbloom]

IDC when they play. Just win, baby!!!

 

[Carter Page]

What time is the Rose Bowl kickoff?

 

[wondergrape]

IDC when they play. Just win, baby!!!

I love this post so much. Fuck yeah, Casual Poster!

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

IDC when they play. Just win, baby!!!

I love this post so much. Fuck yeah, Casual Poster!

which one?

 

[Lime]

What time is the Rose Bowl kickoff?

Iowa is playing in the orange or cotton bowls

 

[Carter Page]

What time is the Rose Bowl kickoff?

Iowa is playing in the orange or cotton bowls

That'll work too.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[CamelTones]

The contractor told my boss they would be done and leaving town Wednesday.

My boss gave them 2 weeks. But he also works for the university where time frames are infinity.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Was that so fucking hard?

Was it, Iowa?

 

[Verbal]

That copter pilot blood is gonna be on your hands, Barta.

 

[fuisu98]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

*vinegar

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[MisterFalcon]