**2018-2019 Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Season Thread**

[CamelTones]

The biggest travesty in this Dolph saga is Jim Albrecht calling games.


He’s going to drop a Kaboom! I love this team!

 

[ivan_drago]

Albrecht is somehow a downgrade.

I'm pretty sure I listened to him say "There's a slamma jamma," during one of his fill in early season games last year and almost drove my car into a river purposely.

 

[Geese]

So something positive almost came out of this

LOLOL

 

[Geese]

So we gotta root for NW and OSU today

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I still feel at this point Fran is replaceable. He has by no means earned a lifetime contract here....yet. If he sustains the level of competition from this year and/or builds off of it, that could change pretty quickly.

Dolph has been here long enough to earn his tenure and is solidly entrenched in Hawkeye fandom. As much as you want to marginalize his PBP skills, he is still OUR shitty PBP guy.

Holy shit, this is the worst post I've ever fucking read.

It was a comment of passion!

 

[wondergrape]

So we gotta root for NW and OSU today

The beauty part is we don't have to root for shit.

 

[IowaWigman]

I’m more upset about people calling the Sports Column “SpoCo” than anything else.

 

[Bob]

I’m more upset about people calling the Sports Column “SpoCo” than anything else.

That's what everyone calls it, dweeb

 

[CurdMan]

So we gotta root for NW and OSU today

Iowa has to win out. After that the best routes for getting the four are:
1) Maryland and Wisconsin each lose twice
2) Maryland loses twice, Iowa ties with Wisconsin and wins tiebreak if (and only if) Michigan finishes not tied with Michigan st.
3) Michigan loses three times

 

[Alan Lomax]

I’m more upset about people calling the Sports Column “SpoCo” than anything else.

That's what everyone calls it, dweeb

Don't they have it on a sign?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’m more upset about people calling the Sports Column “SpoCo” than anything else.

That's what everyone calls it, dweeb

No. It’s “The Column”. That’s it.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It’s honestly hard to comprehend the dichotomy of “iowa fan posting on twitter” and “iowa fan who gives money and attends games”.

You have like 90% of the people screaming about (insert outrage here), but honestly no one gives a fuck about them. They don’t matter because they are easily replaced. They won’t be there when you are trying to build a baseball stadium or when you lose to ISU. Media can try to blow it up but they don’t really have any credibility either.

That’s why Barta doesn’t think twice about not even making himself available to the media today but then shows up at the game. He gives zero shits about his image. It’s actually pretty impressive. I don’t necessarily always agree with him, but that fucker has conviction. And why would he care? At the end of the day, if you win in major sports people will be fine with you. Coaches like him, donors like him, people that report to him for the most part like him, it’s just crazy the outrage we have towards a pretty damn successful athletic department.

Will you ever stop sucking Gary Barta's dick?

I don’t give a shit about Barta.

I give a shit about stupid people jumping to conclusions that undermine the athletic department without knowing the whole story. This isn’t a Barta problem. It happened under Bob and it will happen to the next guy/girl.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I think a lot of people aren’t stans per se, but just feel this is pretty rich coming from Barta of all people. You know, the guy who lets Kirk’s agent walk all over him and just cost the athletic department millions of dollars in a lawsuit.

On the bright side, at least we should be able to know the score during basketball games assuming they hire a competent replacement.

Kirk’s contract!!!!!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m more upset about people calling the Sports Column “SpoCo” than anything else.

That's what everyone calls it, dweeb

No. It’s “The Column”. That’s it.

Spo Co has evolved into the preferred name actually. Disappointing but true. It’s on the sign.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That's what everyone calls it, dweeb

No. It’s “The Column”. That’s it.

Spo Co has evolved into the preferred name actually. Disappointing but true. It’s on the sign.

That’s gay.

 

[ivan_drago]

I am personally very pissed the youths don't refer to a bar as the same slang I did in the 90s.

 

[Bob]

I don't think I hate anything as much as this forum hates abbreviations

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I am personally very pissed the youths don't refer to a bar as the same slang I did in the 90s.

You should tweet about it.

 

[ivan_drago]

I don't think I hate anything as much as this forum hates abbreviations

Capitalism?

 

[ivan_drago]

I am personally very pissed the youths don't refer to a bar as the same slang I did in the 90s.

You should tweet about it.

OK, NLPMess

 

[Bob]

I don't think I hate anything as much as this forum hates abbreviations

Capitalism?

That's true

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Russell Ziske]

Albrecht is somehow a downgrade.

I'm pretty sure I listened to him say "There's a slamma jamma," during one of his fill in early season games last year and almost drove my car into a river purposely.

I don’t mind Albrecht. He calls a decent game...at least you know what’s going on, in the game.

 

[Geese]

Ryan should probably get pissed

 

[6deuce]

I love that other team’s fans loathe bohannon.

 

[Stomper15]

I still feel at this point Fran is replaceable. He has by no means earned a lifetime contract here....yet. If he sustains the level of competition from this year and/or builds off of it, that could change pretty quickly.

Dolph has been here long enough to earn his tenure and is solidly entrenched in Hawkeye fandom. As much as you want to marginalize his PBP skills, he is still OUR shitty PBP guy.

Holy shit, this is the worst post I've ever fucking read.

He’s been the biggest dumb fuck since Iowa basketball started. Routinely gets the worst in chat award. “The game is over” after 5 minutes. “Fuck this shit, this team is horrible...”

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

 

[The Dad]

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I love that other team’s fans loathe bohannon.

there’s at least three pages on CF of people calling him a douche

 

[The Dad]

I love that other team’s fans loathe bohannon.

there’s at least three pages on CF of people calling him a douche

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I love that other team’s fans loathe bohannon.

there’s at least three pages on CF of people calling him a douche

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[CamelTones]

 

[eclone]

I love that other team’s fans loathe bohannon.

there’s at least three pages on CF of people calling him a douche

There’s probably more pages than that here doing the same.

 

[CurdMan]

 

[The Dad]

Social media has turned everyone into giant faggots.

 

[TH1974]

Social media has turned everyone into giant faggots.

To be fairrrrr, Cyclone fans have been giant faggots all along.

 

[Mo T]

So, who is the faggot here? Let me know who I need to be pissed at.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

He is a douche and if he played for another team I would probably hate him.

But he is our douche, I don't hate him, I love the big-balled bastard. Probably some homo.

The haters can fuck right off.

 

[ivan_drago]

Revsine is one of my favorites on BTN - but that's a dumb thing to say. Get over it, bitch.

 

[eclone]

So, who is the faggot here? Let me know who I need to be pissed at.

I don’t know who Revsine is feeling bad for, everyone in the picture he’s responding to is standing up except for the guy next to him.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

what a fuckin dildo

 

[Mo T]

I wish I had recorded it. Kriener had possibly the stupidest mean-mug face I've ever seen after one of the 3's.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

So, who is the faggot here? Let me know who I need to be pissed at.

both

 

[Alan Lomax]

I like that he's calling out that sideline douche fan.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

what a fuckin dildo

Both of them

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I like that he's calling out that sideline douche fan.

Yeah a half a million dollar donation doesn't give you the right to act a fool in the front row.

 

[Hawkstrat]

It's a great picture.

 

[douglasbader]

Revsine is one of my favorites on BTN - but that's a dumb thing to say. Get over it, bitch.

No way. Gasser is ridiculous recently. If he was standing and cheering that would be one thing, but the last few games he is jumping up and down in front of the table, running all over the sideline and acting like a dipshit.

His donation and support gets him a sideline seat, not a 30 foot runway.

 

[CurdMan]

I wish I had recorded it. Kriener had possibly the stupidest mean-mug face I've ever seen after one of the 3's.