**2018-2019 Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Season Thread**

[ivan_drago]

Woah woah woah.

You got so drunk you got kicked out of a BBQ joint with your kids with you?

Never mind. I see now it wasn’t you.

Who the fuck gets that drunk at Q39?

 

[Herky823]

I don't see the edit thing either. But I checked, and double checked. There was a missing "s" after you talked about drinking while helping with math and it not being an issue. I found that funny, but it appears to be Halo AIDS, my apologies.

If you edit quick enough it doesn’t leave any text. Try it.

Oh, well then he 100%! Forgot the "s" because he's showing his kid what a drunk he is while posting about people making too big a deal out of that.

This is halo. Everyone is a drunk

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Woah woah woah.

You got so drunk you got kicked out of a BBQ joint with your kids with you?

Never mind. I see now it wasn’t you.

Who the fuck gets that drunk at Q39?

That wasn’t a joke? Like rescinded.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

I don't see the edit thing either. But I checked, and double checked. There was a missing "s" after you talked about drinking while helping with math and it not being an issue. I found that funny, but it appears to be Halo AIDS, my apologies.

If you edit quick enough it doesn’t leave any text. Try it.

Oh, well then he 100%! Forgot the "s" because he's showing his kid what a drunk he is while posting about people making too big a deal out of that.

Lol

I almost left it because of the irony.

Good catch.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Woah woah woah.

You got so drunk you got kicked out of a BBQ joint with your kids with you?

Reading is hard for some. I won’t judge.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Woah woah woah.

You got so drunk you got kicked out of a BBQ joint with your kids with you?

Never mind. I see now it wasn’t you.

Who the fuck gets that drunk at Q39?

THAT GUY!!

yeah, it was weird. Guy was completely shit canned. Probably didn’t expect a fairly athletic 300 lb cook to appear from the kitchen and hop the bar to tackle him.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Woah woah woah.

You got so drunk you got kicked out of a BBQ joint with your kids with you?

Never mind. I see now it wasn’t you.

Who the fuck gets that drunk at Q39?

THAT GUY!!

yeah, it was weird. Guy was completely shit canned. Probably didn’t expect a fairly athletic 300 lb cook to appear from the kitchen and hop the bar to tackle him.

Woah, woah, woah, you are a cook at Q39?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Never mind. I see now it wasn’t you.

Who the fuck gets that drunk at Q39?

THAT GUY!!

yeah, it was weird. Guy was completely shit canned. Probably didn’t expect a fairly athletic 300 lb cook to appear from the kitchen and hop the bar to tackle him.

Woah, woah, woah, you are a cook at Q39?

Yes, but I am not the athletic one.

 

[Harlan]

Never mind. I see now it wasn’t you.

Who the fuck gets that drunk at Q39?

THAT GUY!!

yeah, it was weird. Guy was completely shit canned. Probably didn’t expect a fairly athletic 300 lb cook to appear from the kitchen and hop the bar to tackle him.

Woah, woah, woah, you are a cook at Q39?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I used to drink in front of my kids, who are 7 and 4. Didn’t think twice about it.

One day we were out to eat in KC and someone got kicked out of Q39 after a scuffle with employees. Kids were scared because I actually had to get up to make sure the dipshit didn’t inadvertently hurt them. My daughter asked why he was so mad and we told her it was because he had too much beer.

The next time I had a drink, my daughter was worried that I would get in trouble if I had too much beer. So I don’t drink in front of my kids any more. Minor shift in habits for the sake of people I spend a lot of time with and that see me as a role model.

I'm having a beer right now while helping my 12 year old with her math.

JFC people, get a grip.

Better math than analogies I guess

Road rockets

 

[Nobody]

Bobby Hansen filled in on the Sunday night coach's show and it honest to goodness looks like a hostage video at times. This is actually kind of great.

 

[Gushawk]

Who was the hostage?

 

[Wanderer]

Any of you looking to unload a couple tickets for Saturday’s game?

 

[Geese]

Who was the hostage?

Yes

 

[Hawkstrat]

Who was the hostage?

Fay Wray.

 

[ivan_drago]

Any of you looking to unload a couple tickets for Saturday’s game?

It's sold out?

 

[ivan_drago]

x

 

[Wanderer]

Any of you looking to unload a couple tickets for Saturday’s game?

It's sold out?

No, there are seats together in the top couple rows in the end zone. But actually, it is getting close to being sold out.

 

[KitKatApples]

Is this game at Kinnick?

 

[The Game]

Is this game at Kinnick?

Going to be pretty fucking cold out there.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Any of you looking to unload a couple tickets for Saturday’s game?

I have four I can’t use.

 

[CosmoKramer]

And Dagwoods is now Gingers?

WTF Cascade?

New owner has a couple of ginger kids.

 

[Revolver]

Is this game at Kinnick?

My seats are in AA and whenever people ask where my seats are I always just tell them pretty close to the 50 yard line. So Wanderer's "end zone" comment is actually preferable to me.

/CSB

 

[KitKatApples]

I hope we get a lot of touchdowns

 

[Wanderer]

Any of you looking to unload a couple tickets for Saturday’s game?

I have four I can’t use.

Sent a PM.

 

[TheOwl]

So does Speraw replace Fran when he tells the fan base to fuck off after this season?

 

[Match34]

Last 4	Probability	Overall	Conference
4-0	4%	25-6	14-6
3-1	23%	24-7	13-7
2-2	41%	23-8	12-8
1-3	27%	22-9	11-9
0-4	4%	21-10	10-10

 

[douglasbader]

So does Speraw replace Fran when he tells the fan base to fuck off after this season?

I wouldn't blame him, but Fran isn't going anywhere. He has this thing rolling again and isn't going to take over some long rebuild and have his kids college careers be mostly shitty.

As pissed as he might be, their entire family is entrenched in the community and he makes a lot of money and most importantly has a heck of a roster coming back next year.

bohannon / Moss / potentially Cook as seniors, Garza as a junior and Wieskamp as a Sophomore might be a Top 15 in the country lineup next year.

Throw in Connor / Nunge / Pemsl / Patrick / Toussaint and whoever else and that is a long and athletic loaded team.

I've been on the Cook is leaving no matter what train, but if they finish up this year well and he looks at that roster he might think coming back one more time is good.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Any one of us would have space whacked at the thought of 12-8 this year, and if Iowa ends up there, it would be due to a pretty meh finish.

Fran and staff have done an excellent job this year.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Notre Dame sucks this year but I haven't read anything about Brey's seat being hot. He's pretty well entrenched there so will get at least another season.

 

[Herky823]

https://collegebasketball.ap.org/poll/2019/17

Iowa down 1 spot to 22. Wofford is ranked.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

 

[6deuce]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

So you’re not hearing Fran is pissed?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

Well, other than the athletic department putting it in a press release

 

[Hawk4Life94]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

So you’re not hearing Fran is pissed?

Lol

This may never get old.

 

[Revolver]

This would as close to ideal as it could possibly be.

 

[Geese]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

Well, other than the athletic department putting it in a press release

I’m talking about the narrative that Fran has hated him for a long time, the Wisconsin fan heckling Margaret thing. Not the Dailey thing.

 

[Hawkstrat]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

Fran acknowledged that they've had their differences.

Obviously the idea Fran is out to get Dolph is message board BS.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

So you’re not hearing Fran is pissed?

Hey fucking retard it was a fucking joke. Sorry you mouth breathers can’t figure it out.

 

[MikeyJoe]

This would as close to ideal as it could possibly be.

Would rather play Maryland than Michigan, but I'd much rather see Nebrantska than either Penn State or Indiana. I doubt Nebrantska is still in the 11 seed by season end though.

 

[Revolver]

This would as close to ideal as it could possibly be.

Would rather play Maryland than Michigan, but I'd much rather see Nebrantska than either Penn State or Indiana. I doubt Nebrantska is still in the 11 seed by season end though.

I wouldn't. Michigan is so thin in the front court if you get Teske into foul trouble, you're in business. Maryland is so damn long and definitely more deep than Michigan. Michigan's lack of depth is going to be their biggest hurdle as they try and make a run.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

The hissy fit Howe, Miller, the other Hawkeyenation dickbeater, dochterman, Brommelkamp, Hassel, Murphy, and Harty are having with this whole Dolph/Bart ordeal is borderline hilarious

 

[Geese]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

So you’re not hearing Fran is pissed?

Hey fucking retard it was a fucking joke. Sorry you mouth breathers can’t figure it out.

Is pissed

 

[Hawkstrat]

So you’re not hearing Fran is pissed?

Hey fucking retard it was a fucking joke. Sorry you mouth breathers can’t figure it out.

Is fucking pissed

 

[6deuce]

The Fran is pissed, hates Dolph thing seems like something someone made up one day and then everyone just took it as fact.

So you’re not hearing Fran is pissed?

Hey fucking retard it was a fucking joke. Sorry you mouth breathers can’t figure it out.

Oh

 

[Revolver]

@6deuce when he read the reply.

 

[CamelTones]

So does Speraw replace Fran when he tells the fan base to suck a fat one after this season?

 

[mac50702]

So does Speraw replace Fran when he tells the fan base to fuck off after this season?

I'd put my money on Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

If I were Fran I would GTFO after this season. If people are choosing Dolph is this whole matter Fran will never win over the fans here.

I don’t know all the details but there is obviously a rift there. I’m guessing Fran is being a bit of a baby, and Gary isn’t doing anything to make it better.

Oh my god, 3,700 people that may or may not be Iowa fans like Dolph better! Iowa fans are so dumb. Fran should leave!

It's amusing that some of you are acting like the results of Hassel's dumb Twitter poll are meaningful and representative of Hawkeye fans overall.