**2018 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Stomper15]

 

[cjhawks]

Uber driver in DC was a close friend of the Garza family. I’m gonna make a prediction and say if Luka continues to progress he won’t see his senior year at Iowa, based on the driver’s comments.

 

[Bovert]

Uber driver in DC was a close friend of the Garza family. I’m gonna make a prediction and say if Luka continues to progress he won’t see his senior year at Iowa, based on the driver’s comments.

Oh for fuck's sake

 

[Hawk&Balls]

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Luka play basketball at the field house last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

 

[douglasbader]

Uber driver in DC was a close friend of the Garza family. I’m gonna make a prediction and say if Luka continues to progress he won’t see his senior year at Iowa, based on the driver’s comments.

Lol.

 

[Hawkstrat]

If he progresses in a way that allows for him to leave early, good, and he should.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

my Uber driver in Vegas totally grew up with the Counting Cars guy and is his best friend.

 

[Billy Butters]

If he progresses in a way that allows for him to leave early, good, and he should.

Lol, his physical limitations will never allow him to leave early. He's already very good and will be a great college player but JFC these are some dumb comments.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What is this? Amateur hour?

 

[Fletch]

Now I see why cj got punched.

 

[Hawkstrat]

If he progresses in a way that allows for him to leave early, good, and he should.

Lol, his physical limitations will never allow him to leave early. He's already very good and will be a great college player but JFC these are some dumb comments.

I didn't make a prediction and my point is pretty fucking clear.

Having players that want to leave early isn't a bad thing. The way Jok and Cook were covered by local reporters wasn't just stupid, but unfair to the players.

 

[CurdMan]

If he progresses in a way that allows for him to leave early, good, and he should.

Lol, his physical limitations will never allow him to leave early. He's already very good and will be a great college player but JFC these are some dumb comments.

I didn't make a prediction and my point is pretty fucking clear.

Having players that want to leave early isn't a bad thing. The way Jok and Cook were covered by local reporters wasn't just stupid, but unfair to the players.

It’s what happens when you have fan boys covering their favorite teams. They all want the good players to stay because they want the hawks to win. I’m not a huge Morehouse fan, but I’ve always enjoyed his perspective because I feel like he’s one of the only Iowa reporters who isn’t a fan.

 

[Mo T]

I know how Luke Recker got hurt.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I know how Luke Recker got hurt.

Did your Uber driver tell you?

 

[Mo T]

My bartender did.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

That was a rhetorical question.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

He fell off a barstool

 

[Mo T]

That was a rhetorical question.

I was drunk

 

[Nobody]

 

[douglasbader]

I know this is shitty, but Baer annoys the shit out of me and sort of looking forward to him graduating.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Pemsl looks like he lost more weight

 

[douglasbader]

Also, the ball licking of Randy Larson for putting together the PTL is hilarious. The guy found a dozen local shitty sponsors to pay enough to cover uniforms and have underlings schedule gym space and hire a few refs and scorers.

Let's all suck the dick of the guy who puts together your local over 30 league.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Pemsl looks like he lost more weight

down to 226

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[douglasbader]

 

[douglasbader]

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Geese]

Cook still not playing defense. Great.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

https://www.nok20.org/wp-content/uploads/2/2-hon-chairs-Mousecatine.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If pemsl weighs 226 I feel awful about myself.

 

[CurdMan]

Was really hoping for fat Pemsl

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Also, the ball licking of Randy Larson for putting together the PTL is hilarious. The guy found a dozen local shitty sponsors to pay enough to cover uniforms and have underlings schedule gym space and hire a few refs and scorers.

Let's all suck the dick of the guy who puts together your local over 30 league.

Fitzpatrick’s was NOT a shitty sponsor. Take that back.

 

[SteadyEddy]

If pemsl weighs 226 I feel awful about myself.

I once had a roommate who was 6'8 and got up over 315 lbs. He went on a beebs level crash diet and ended up a svelte 210.

When you weigh more than your 6'8 giant friend its a gut check moment.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’ve made it pretty clear that I believe in Fran and that last year was an aberration. I am pumped for this season and feel like this team will be on the bubble come March.

But I was thinking, can you imagine what the hype would be like if we had snuck into the tourney last year? We would be adding two good players, probably have got an early commit from Carton, and returning everyone of any importance. Shit would be unbearably off the charts. Now, I would take it of course, but at least things are tempered going into this year.

NLP will be excited to hear that Joe and Connor have been our two best players in practice this summer.

 

[26.2]

Also, the ball licking of Randy Larson for putting together the PTL is hilarious. The guy found a dozen local shitty sponsors to pay enough to cover uniforms and have underlings schedule gym space and hire a few refs and scorers.

Let's all suck the dick of the guy who puts together your local over 30 league.

Fitzpatrick’s was NOT a shitty sponsor. Take that back.

Maybe not, but Mr Fitzpatrick was a shitty person.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I’ve made it pretty clear that I believe in Fran and that last year was an aberration. I am pumped for this season and feel like this team will be on the bubble come March.

But I was thinking, can you imagine what the hype would be like if we had snuck into the tourney last year? We would be adding two good players, probably have got an early commit from Carton, and returning everyone of any importance. Shit would be unbearably off the charts. Now, I would take it of course, but at least things are tempered going into this year.

NLP will be excited to hear that Joe and Connor have been our two best players in practice this summer.

You're on the wrong site with this shit.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

But I was thinking, can you imagine what the hype would be like if we had snuck into the tourney last year?

Just think what the hype would be like if we would've won the NCAA Tournament.

 

[nolookpass]

I’ve made it pretty clear that I believe in Fran and that last year was an aberration. I am pumped for this season and feel like this team will be on the bubble come March.

But I was thinking, can you imagine what the hype would be like if we had snuck into the tourney last year? We would be adding two good players, probably have got an early commit from Carton, and returning everyone of any importance. Shit would be unbearably off the charts. Now, I would take it of course, but at least things are tempered going into this year.

NLP will be excited to hear that Joe and Connor have been our two best players in practice this summer.

Tanner Miller and Jake Christensen were great in practice also

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’ve made it pretty clear that I believe in Fran and that last year was an aberration. I am pumped for this season and feel like this team will be on the bubble come March.

But I was thinking, can you imagine what the hype would be like if we had snuck into the tourney last year? We would be adding two good players, probably have got an early commit from Carton, and returning everyone of any importance. Shit would be unbearably off the charts. Now, I would take it of course, but at least things are tempered going into this year.

NLP will be excited to hear that Joe and Connor have been our two best players in practice this summer.

Tanner Miller and Jake Christensen were great in practice also

I can confirm that Jake Christensen sucked in practice.

 

[wondergrape]

Can you imagine what the hype would have been like if he was great?

 

[Berzerkenpas]

"at the same token," twice?

elevate the usage game, young man.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Cook taking long twos in that video triggered me.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Cook taking long twos in that video triggered me.

Our fan base that bitches about Fran being behind the times wants cook and pemsl to shoot long twos and doesn’t like our hyper efficient, shoot-first PG.

Fucking retards.

 

[Slidewilly]

Cook taking long twos in that video triggered me.

Our fan base that bitches about Fran being behind the times wants cook and pemsl to shoot long twos and doesn’t like our hyper efficient, shoot-first PG.

Fucking retards.

Is there somewhere I can go on the internet to see these fucking retards saying they want Cook and Pemsl to shoot long two's or is this just coming from the fucking retards you hang out with?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Cook taking long twos in that video triggered me.

Our fan base that bitches about Fran being behind the times wants cook and pemsl to shoot long twos and doesn’t like our hyper efficient, shoot-first PG.

Fucking retards.

Is there somewhere I can go on the internet to see these fucking retards saying they want Cook and Pemsl to shoot long two's or is this just coming from the fucking retards you hang out with?

TOS and Twitter. Fucking cockaroaches.

 

[CurdMan]

Juice and the joggers HH Facebook page are crawling with em too

 

[eclone]

Uthoff is playing with the Celtics in the Vegas summer league.