**2018 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[Billy Butters]

I mainly liked McCabe because he was a tough kid and not afraid to mix it up. Every team needs that guy.

That shit is great until we figured out he sucked then it's just annoying. Similar to Pemsl, his antics were amusing last year when he played well but when he sucks and acts like a bitch it gets old.

 

[Monster]

I mainly liked McCabe because he was a tough kid and not afraid to mix it up. Every team needs that guy.

That shit is great until we figured out he sucked then it's just annoying. Similar to Pemsl, his antics were amusing last year when he played well but when he sucks and acts like a bitch it gets old.

Yeah, it's much better when the team tough guy is also a good player. Like Settles. And not just a punk, like Jaacks. I've always believed most bball players are pussies and hate playing against a guy who plays to the edge of what's considered good bball sportsmanship.

I still like Pemsl though. Not a star but a decent role player off the bench. He just needs to remember his role.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Doug is correct about Pemsl, he's a fake tough guy. It's not like he's out there committing clean hard fouls, instead, he's the guy that fights for loose balls after the whistle blows- pointlessly dumb shit all for show.

He did gash his leg diving out of bounds, so he isn't a bitch, he just needs to drop the act.

 

[Monster]

I don't care what Doug says. Pemsl may be a fak tough guy, but he's the only tough guy we've got. Maybe Garza takes on that role. Or McCaffery.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I don't care what Doug says. Pemsl may be a fak tough guy, but he's the only tough guy we've got. Maybe Garza takes on that role. Or McCaffery.

A guy that has the frame for it, but probably not the disposition, is Wagner. Good athlete, strong, not many discernable basketball skills. He could at least make himself annoying to play against.

But I think you're right about Connor, I doubt he'll approach dirty, but he likely has some of his dad's attitude.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Connor seems to seek out contact. He’s a physical player.

 

[Geese]

I mainly disliked McCabe because he wasn't good at basketball. Props for telling Iowa fans to suck a fat one, though.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I mainly liked McCabe because he was a tough kid and not afraid to mix it up. Every team needs that guy.

Lol

LOL!

Post lol! Five more times today please

/sal

 

[Monster]

Bob just doesn't have enough street cred to leave the singlular LOL response.

 

[wondergrape]

I mainly disliked McCabe because he wasn't good at basketball. Props for telling Iowa fans to suck a fat one, though.

McCabe drove me nuts because he was a motherfucking tease.

He'll be an all-around threat like Jess Settles! Nope.

He'll be a rebounding specialist like Reggie Evans! Nope.

He'll be a garbage man like Jacob Jaacks. No.

I'll bet he can make some threes like JR Koch did. No dice.

An minor inspiration like Eric May? Not even.

Can he at least bumblefuck his way into getting hot for two games like Kyle Galloway did? Well fuck you too, Zach McCabe.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Somehow the ball always ended up in Mccabe’s hands in buzzer beater situations and he airballed at least half of his opportunities. That’s one of the many reasons he sucked.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Somehow the ball always ended up in Mccabe’s hands in buzzer beater situations and he airballed at least half of his opportunities. That’s one of the many reasons he sucked.

I wonder why he was open LOL

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I will say, McCabe was damn fun to watch in high school. He was a heck of a football player and basketball player.

 

[nolookpass]

McCabe struck me as more of a bully than a tough guy. That guy he flipped on the sidelines was a little guard if I recall correctly. I don't recall him really getting physical against the bigger guys in the Big Ten

 

[Fletch]

You can all suck a fat one.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

17 years ago. Fuck me.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I know several people who loved McCabe. Said they loved his grit. They are probably racist.

 

[BBK]

McCabe fans = Trump supporters

 

[CamelTones]

Iowa’s record against teams in the NCAA tournament and NIT this year? 0-13. That’s not good.

 

[Carter Page]

Iowa’s record against teams in the NCAA tournament and NIT this year? 0-13. That’s not good.

Oof.

 

[Geese]

Iowa’s record against teams in the NCAA tournament and NIT this year? 0-13. That’s not good.

LOL

 

[BBK]

We were no one's bad loss.

Look at the bright side.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

We were no one's bad loss.

Look at the bright side.

Probably should get some sort of sportsmanship banner to hang in Carver

 

[Stomper15]

We were no one's bad loss.

Look at the bright side.

Probably should get some sort of sportsmanship banner to hang in Carver

Baer's favorite kinda trophy!

 

[douglasbader]

We got the Cook news on Friday and no news on anything since. I am hoping that Fran gave them until after the break this week to decide to announce any transfers.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There’s no real rush at all. I suspect it will take months for everything to be certain.

 

[douglasbader]

There’s no real rush at all. I suspect it will take months for everything to be certain.

That sucks. Wonder if certain guys will wait to see what happens with Cook and then decide to transfer after that.

I guess the next best deadline is next week to see if anything happens with Wagner and Dochterman's wet dream.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Not only do players want to see who else is transferring but they also probably want to know what players at other schools are transferring and what coaches are moving on.

Take someone like Kriener, where not only are the decisions of Cook, Nunge, and Pemsl huge in regards to playing time and role but if he’s going to say North Dakota then he wants to make sure Horner doesn’t take a different job. If Jeff would go to Drake or something that would likely affect his decision.

 

[BBK]

L. Wade has really taken the time to think this through for the rest of us.

 

[wondergrape]

L. Wade has really taken the time to think this through for the rest of us.

Hey Beebs. Good observation, I agree. Hey, could you do me a favor and reconsider your avatar strategy? Specifically, could you go back to your previous avatar strategy? Thanks - gRape.

 

[douglasbader]

L. Wade has really taken the time to think this through for the rest of us.

Hey Beebs. Good observation, I agree. Hey, could you do me a favor and reconsider your avatar strategy? Specifically, could you go back to your previous avatar strategy? Thanks - gRape.

No shit, the new one is bad.

Change that shit Beebs.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

This has been an annoying offseason so far. Lots of regard going around.

 

[BBK]

L. Wade has really taken the time to think this through for the rest of us.

Hey Beebs. Good observation, I agree. Hey, could you do me a favor and reconsider your avatar strategy? Specifically, could you go back to your previous avatar strategy? Thanks - gRape.

No shit, the new one is bad.

Change that shit Beebs.

Done.

 

[douglasbader]

Hey Beebs. Good observation, I agree. Hey, could you do me a favor and reconsider your avatar strategy? Specifically, could you go back to your previous avatar strategy? Thanks - gRape.

No shit, the new one is bad.

Change that shit Beebs.

Done.

Mr. 305 needs to come back.

 

[BBK]

No shit, the new one is bad.

Change that shit Beebs.

Done.

Mr. 305 needs to come back.

I've considered just adopting Zimbu's avi of Don Omar. He's my guy, afterall.

 

[KingJames]

Haven't checked HaLo since last Thursday. After reading the last 6 pages, I wished I never would've checked it again. That's 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Thanks for finally STFU @Revolver and @douglasbader

 

[douglasbader]

Haven't checked HaLo since last Thursday. After reading the last 6 pages, I wished I never would've checked it again. That's 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Thanks for finally STFU @Revolver and @douglasbader

All those dumb posts are still better than this stupid fucking post you made. Go fuck yourself.

 

[Geese]

Haven't checked HaLo since last Thursday. After reading the last 6 pages, I wished I never would've checked it again. That's 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Thanks for finally STFU @Revolver and @douglasbader

 

[Geese]

L. Wade has really taken the time to think this through for the rest of us.

Hey Beebs. Good observation, I agree. Hey, could you do me a favor and reconsider your avatar strategy? Specifically, could you go back to your previous avatar strategy? Thanks - gRape.

No shit, the new one is bad.

Change that shit Beebs.

Not as bad as brants golf ball, but yeah not great.

 

[KingJames]

Haven't checked HaLo since last Thursday. After reading the last 6 pages, I wished I never would've checked it again. That's 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Thanks for finally STFU @Revolver and @douglasbader

All those dumb posts are still better than this stupid fucking post you made. Go fuck yourself.

Let me make a good post like you then, @douglasbader

GFY, you dumbfuck faggot pussy bitch. I fucked your mom and sister last night. Tonight I'll be fucking your cousin. You're a fat fuck retard. More name calling, more name calling, more name calling. YELL! I'll kick your ass! Meet me at the Airliner and I'll lay you out with one punch!

 

[douglasbader]

Haven't checked HaLo since last Thursday. After reading the last 6 pages, I wished I never would've checked it again. That's 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Thanks for finally STFU @Revolver and @douglasbader

All those dumb posts are still better than this stupid fucking post you made. Go fuck yourself.

Let me make a good post like you then, @douglasbader

GFY, you dumbfuck faggot pussy bitch. I fucked your mom and sister last night. Tonight I'll be fucking your cousin. You're a fat fuck retard. More name calling, more name calling, more name calling. YELL! I'll kick your ass! Meet me at the Airliner and I'll lay you out with one punch!

Cool.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Haven't checked HaLo since last Thursday. After reading the last 6 pages, I wished I never would've checked it again. That's 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Thanks for finally STFU @Revolver and @douglasbader

thanks for bringing it back up

 

[BBK]

Haven't checked HaLo since last Thursday. After reading the last 6 pages, I wished I never would've checked it again. That's 30 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Thanks for finally STFU @Revolver and @douglasbader

All those dumb posts are still better than this stupid fucking post you made. Go fuck yourself.

Let me make a good post like you then, @douglasbader

GFY, you dumbfuck faggot pussy bitch. I fucked your mom and sister last night. Tonight I'll be fucking your cousin. You're a fat fuck retard. More name calling, more name calling, more name calling. YELL! I'll kick your ass! Meet me at the Airliner and I'll lay you out with one punch!

 

[KitKatApples]

You should fight at wig and pen. Way better pizza.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

You should fight at wig and pen. Way better pizza.

I like Basta, or the wedge

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The Wedge doesn’t get mentioned enough. It’s really good

 

[KitKatApples]

I'll see what I can do.

 

[hawkeyealum]

The Wedge doesn’t get mentioned enough. It’s really good

Is it time for your annual pizza thread?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The Wedge doesn’t get mentioned enough. It’s really good

Is it time for your annual pizza thread?

Nah. @Geese is taking over for me

 

[Geese]

Casey's Pizza is life