**2018 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[L. Wade Childress]

Cook going full "NCAA where's my money pay the athletes" while arguing with twitter trolls.

I'm sure this will end well and there totally won't be people pointing out Iowa was in last place and Carver was half full.

I was just going to mention this. I will rarely tweet anything negative at college kids but JFC Tyler.

 

[KitKatApples]

It's almost like he has little self awareness

 

[TJones3312]

It's almost like he has little self awareness

He took a picture of a kid wearing his jersey on instagram with the caption something like “NCAA where’s my cheddar?”

 

[Berzerkenpas]

It's almost like he has little self awareness

He took a picture of a kid wearing his jersey on instagram with the caption something like “NCAA where’s my cheddar?”

TC is going high carbohydrate, not keto.

The boy wants his "bread,"

Kids these days....

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

I’m interested to know what Tyler Cook’s backup plan is.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I’m interested to know what Tyler Cook’s backup plan is.

 

[SteadyEddy]

 

[CurdMan]

Bryant was 341 in RPI last year. Terrible.

 

[Fletch]

Bryant was 341 in RPI last year. Terrible.

Yeah, but Kris is pretty talented.

 

[Tugboat]

Bryant was 341 in RPI last year. Terrible.

Ugh.

 

[CurdMan]

I know we discuss this and bitch every single year. I think we know this is just who Fran and Barta are and will continue to be. But it is insane. There is no excuse for not being able to find a better opponent than Bryant. They are 300 or worse every single year

 

[sobrien51]

Bryant was 341 in RPI last year. Terrible.

I hope it's not Kobe ...

 

[hawkeyealum]

I assumed Bryant was the last name of a recruit.

 

[Verbal]

It appears Iowa last played Bryant ten years ago, in year two under the Criminal. They won 61-36 in front of a smattering of hundreds.

 

[Stomper15]

I know we discuss this and bitch every single year. I think we know this is just who Fran and Barta are and will continue to be. But it is insane. There is no excuse for not being able to find a better opponent than Bryant. They are 300 or worse every single year

It's just wonderful -- give players a shot at a 30-40 pt blow out so they feel better about their game--more so than they should. Then go into a holiday tournament and lose in the first round after playing someone with a 30-85 RPI. Rinse and repeat please.

 

[Mo T]

I guarantee at some point next year with tourney bubble talk, Bryant gets mentioned.

 

[hawkbloom]

I hope this isn't Fran's trap game.

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

I guarantee at some point next year with tourney bubble talk, Bryant gets mentioned.

Pump the brakes there

 

[Fletch]

I guarantee at some point next year with tourney bubble talk, Bryant gets mentioned.

Pump the brakes there

No kidding. Iowa will be a lock.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I guarantee at some point next year with tourney bubble talk, Bryant gets mentioned.

Pump the brakes there

No kidding. Iowa will be a lock.

Big Ten Champions. Hop on the train, fellas. If not I promise to bung the booce on ol’ @brantshawks.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I’m sorry, what?

 

[BngHawk]

Pump the brakes there

No kidding. Iowa will be a lock.

Big Ten Champions. Hop on the train, fellas. If not I promise to bung the booce on ol’ @brantshawks.

I’m glad to help.

 

[wondergrape]

best to keep me out of this transaction, for Brant's sake.

 

[douglasbader]

Pemsl posted this and deleted it almost immediately.

 

[Tugboat]

Fran overworking these guys?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I know we discuss this and bitch every single year. I think we know this is just who Fran and Barta are and will continue to be. But it is insane. There is no excuse for not being able to find a better opponent than Bryant. They are 300 or worse every single year

Hey dipshit remember way back to last year when people when people went off the rails bitching about Southern Utah? And then they ended up finishing about 120 spots higher than the previous year???

Scheduling outrage is fucking retarded.

 

[6deuce]

I know we discuss this and bitch every single year. I think we know this is just who Fran and Barta are and will continue to be. But it is insane. There is no excuse for not being able to find a better opponent than Bryant. They are 300 or worse every single year

Hey dipshit remember way back to last year when people when people went off the rails bitching about Southern Utah? And then they ended up finishing about 120 spots higher than the previous year???

Scheduling outrage is fucking retarded.

 

[turtley78]

I know we discuss this and bitch every single year. I think we know this is just who Fran and Barta are and will continue to be. But it is insane. There is no excuse for not being able to find a better opponent than Bryant. They are 300 or worse every single year

Hey dipshit remember way back to last year when people when people went off the rails bitching about Southern Utah? And then they ended up finishing about 120 spots higher than the previous year???

Scheduling outrage is fucking retarded.

Well it looks like Bryant can't be much worse this year...

...and the mighty Bryant Bulldogs. They of 3 wins, a last place finish in the Northeast Conference, and the 344th best team according to KenPom.com.

 

[nolookpass]

I know we discuss this and bitch every single year. I think we know this is just who Fran and Barta are and will continue to be. But it is insane. There is no excuse for not being able to find a better opponent than Bryant. They are 300 or worse every single year

Hey dipshit remember way back to last year when people when people went off the rails bitching about Southern Utah? And then they ended up finishing about 120 spots higher than the previous year???

Scheduling outrage is fucking retarded.

I haven't paid much attention to attendance last few years but I don't imagine scheduling numerous cupcakes like this helps

 

[douglasbader]

I know we discuss this and bitch every single year. I think we know this is just who Fran and Barta are and will continue to be. But it is insane. There is no excuse for not being able to find a better opponent than Bryant. They are 300 or worse every single year

Hey dipshit remember way back to last year when people when people went off the rails bitching about Southern Utah? And then they ended up finishing about 120 spots higher than the previous year???

Scheduling outrage is fucking retarded.

I haven't paid much attention to attendance last few years but I don't imagine scheduling numerous cupcakes like this helps

That is pretty much irrelevant this year and going forward with the 20 conference games.

 

[TJones3312]

I know we discuss this and bitch every single year. I think we know this is just who Fran and Barta are and will continue to be. But it is insane. There is no excuse for not being able to find a better opponent than Bryant. They are 300 or worse every single year

Hey dipshit remember way back to last year when people when people went off the rails bitching about Southern Utah? And then they ended up finishing about 120 spots higher than the previous year???

Scheduling outrage is fucking retarded.

I haven't paid much attention to attendance last few years but I don't imagine scheduling numerous cupcakes like this helps

Yet you seem to bring it up everytime Carver is brought up.

 

[nolookpass]

Hey dipshit remember way back to last year when people when people went off the rails bitching about Southern Utah? And then they ended up finishing about 120 spots higher than the previous year???

Scheduling outrage is fucking retarded.

I haven't paid much attention to attendance last few years but I don't imagine scheduling numerous cupcakes like this helps

Yet you seem to bring it up everytime Carver is brought up.

ah.....no.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Pemsl posted this and deleted it almost immediately.

Does it really matter for 95% of athlete-students? Most are not there to play school

 

[HawkeyeDC]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

OMG he's going to play Frederick. We're fucked.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

OMG he's going to play Frederick. We're fucked.

makes them all in practice

 

[nolookpass]

OMG he's going to play Frederick. We're fucked.

makes them all in practice

other than Josh Oglesby, hes the best shooter Fran has ever coached.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

OMG he's going to play Frederick. We're fucked.

makes them all in practice

other than Josh Oglesby, hes the best stand-still shooter Fran has ever coached.

fify

 

[L. Wade Childress]

InterestING quote by Jordan that he would prefer to play home and homes vs drake and UNI.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Why is that interesting?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

InterestING quote by Jordan that he would prefer to play home and homes vs drake and UNI.

*holmes

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Why is that interesting?

Because i think it’s interesting, you fucking retard.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have just been informed by a highly regarded poster that Pat Harty in his latest podcast was not overly appreciative of my opinion that it’s ok for iowa fans to not GAF about UNI or Drake.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I think kind of hate Jordan bohannon, and I certainly hate L.Wade for making me search Pat Harty's Twitter feed.

What the fuck does 'Good for the state,' even mean. Iowa traveling to Des Moines or Cedar Falls every other years does absolutely nothing for the state.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I just searched for the podcast to hear the comments. I listened for two minutes and nearly killed myself from boredom, so if someone wants to fill me in on what was said that would be great. Just make sure your will is finalized first.

 

[Carter Page]

I think kind of hate Jordan bohannon, and I certainly hate L.Wade for making me search Pat Harty's Twitter feed.

What the fuck does 'Good for the state,' even mean. Iowa traveling to Des Moines or Cedar Falls every other years does absolutely nothing for the state.

Traveling to CF is good for UNI and that's about it. Still sucks thinking about the ref job up there in Fran's first couple of years when he got escorted out by the police. Fuck UNI.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I think kind of hate Jordan bohannon, and I certainly hate L.Wade for making me search Pat Harty's Twitter feed.

What the fuck does 'Good for the state,' even mean. Iowa traveling to Des Moines or Cedar Falls every other years does absolutely nothing for the state.

Traveling to CF is good for UNI and that's about it. Still sucks thinking about the ref job up there in Fran's first couple of years when he got escorted out by the police. Fuck UNI.

I have a UNI diehard friend who still talks about this and brings it up every time Fran gets loud. Her Twitter feed is insufferable between anti-Iowa and political tweets.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I think kind of hate Jordan bohannon, and I certainly hate L.Wade for making me search Pat Harty's Twitter feed.

What the fuck does 'Good for the state,' even mean. Iowa traveling to Des Moines or Cedar Falls every other years does absolutely nothing for the state.

Traveling to CF is good for UNI and that's about it. Still sucks thinking about the ref job up there in Fran's first couple of years when he got escorted out by the police. Fuck UNI.

I have a UNI diehard friend who still talks about this and brings it up every time Fran gets loud. Her Twitter feed is insufferable between anti-Iowa and political tweets.

 

[Stomper15]