**2018 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

[L. Wade Childress]

Alcohol kills osteoporosis #facts

 

[ClintWalker]

I did 3 reps of 220 on the old Boflex. Then I took a break and downed an ice cold Fanta.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I haven’t lifted a weight in close to 20 years. It shows.

Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard

You should. You don’t need to lift heavy, just battle the osteoporosis.

It’s not like I’m sedentary. I lift shit. Dragging a roller across DFW is no picnic

 

[Talkin' Goat]

12 oz curls. It’s one of my skills.

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

I prefer 16 oz, because I’m not a pussy

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Gushawk]

I enjoyed this.

 

[Gushawk]

I am probably not exceeding the pre-summer Wagner total now or ever again. That kind of makes me sad, but Father Time is a real cocksucker.

 

[BBK]

What's your highest bench press ever, HaLes?

 

[KitKatApples]

And so it begins

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

What's your highest bench press ever, HaLes?

no idea

 

[Gushawk]

What's your highest bench press ever, HaLes?

305. Long arms

 

[BBK]

285. 21 years old. Normal arms, and on some sort of testosterone performance enhancer given to me via injections in my ass by my old army buddy (and former UFC professional), Gabriel.

 

[Gushawk]

LOL! Never took a shot or pill, but might have had they been readily available

 

[hawkeyealum]

I think 245 when i was 19 or 20 which was also the last time I even remotely cared.

Two decades later I can’t even imagine getting worked up about a max bench press

 

[Geese]

270ish in college. That was reps though. I never attempted a max.

 

[Berzerkenpas]

my undisclosed number is laughably low.

 

[Jim]

125

 

[JamesMouton]

 

[KitKatApples]

I was thinking of that sketch

 

[Deez]

335 in my prime

 

[Hawk4Life94]

335 in my prime

Same. Senior year in college.

 

[6deuce]

I did 405 my my freshman year of college. Never tried to go any higher but got that up pretty easily.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I did 405 my my freshman year of college. Never tried to go any higher but got that up pretty easily.

I have no doubt

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

205 x6.

 

[Geese]

I did 405 my my freshman year of college. Never tried to go any higher but got that up pretty easily.

Fuck

 

[PipeDaddy]

Larry Allen laughs at you all.

 

[Herbie2]

Nate Newton?? holy fuck. he lost an entire person. at least.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

285. 21 years old. Normal arms, and on some sort of testosterone performance enhancer given to me via injections in my ass by my old army buddy (and former UFC professional), Gabriel.

Ass or asshole?

 

[PipeDaddy]

Nate Newton?? holy fuck. he lost an entire person. at least.

Yeah I hardly recognized him.

 

[BBK]

285. 21 years old. Normal arms, and on some sort of testosterone performance enhancer given to me via injections in my ass by my old army buddy (and former UFC professional), Gabriel.

Ass or asshole?

 

[Mo T]

When you were 21, if you couldn't bench press your weight easily, you were either flabby or un-athletic.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

When you were 21, if you couldn't bench press your weight easily, you were either flabby or un-athletic.

I was 185 at 21, so that likely wasn’t a problem but I would have never done it.

 

[wondergrape]

When you were 21, if you couldn't bench press your weight easily, you were either flabby or un-athletic.

Not true. I am - and have always been - skinny as fuck. I can't bench shit, but all of you uncoordinated dicks would pick me first to be your pickup QB or PG.

Think a white, handsome, short and slightly rapey* Reggie Miller.

Spoiler: *

I would never rape anyone, under any circumstances

 

[brantshawks]

When you were 21, if you couldn't bench press your weight easily, you were either flabby or un-athletic.

Not true. I am - and have always been - skinny as fuck. I can't bench shit, but all of you uncoordinated dicks would pick me first to be your pickup QB or PG.

Think a white, handsome, short and slightly rapey* Reggie Miller.

Spoiler: *

I would never rape anyone, under any circumstances

Those that have to say that are the most likely suspects.

 

[wondergrape]

I've posted this before, so I'll do it again. @Mo T, I think you'll observe both some athleticism and complete lack of upper body strength in this photo. They can coexist, when conditions are perfectly mediocre.

 

[douglasbader]

I fucking hate all of you dipshits. Stop posting in this thread.

 

[Geese]

I've posted this before, so I'll do it again. @Mo T, I think you'll observe both some athleticism and complete lack of upper body strength in this photo. They can coexist, when conditions are perfectly mediocre.

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Fro hairline lololol

 

[Geese]

U bald bitch

 

[Geese]

doug has a big ol hog

 

[wondergrape]

Optical illusion. Lustrous.

Edit: my hair, that is. Doug's hog is probably lustrous too from all the lube tho.

 

[BBK]

I've posted this before, so I'll do it again. @Mo T, I think you'll observe both some athleticism and complete lack of upper body strength in this photo. They can coexist, when conditions are perfectly mediocre.

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[BBK]

What was your max bench, Doúgie?

 

[hawkimike]

I fucking hate all of you dipshits. Stop posting in this thread.

If there is one thing that Doug wont abide is the derailment of threads by taking it off tangent. Be better people!

 

[Bovert]

I've posted this before, so I'll do it again. @Mo T, I think you'll observe both some athleticism and complete lack of upper body strength in this photo. They can coexist, when conditions are perfectly mediocre.

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It seems like if you were athletic you'd be farther ahead of the herd of cattle behind you

 

[KitKatApples]

So if I'm not mistaken I believe basketball was invented by DR. James Naismith

 

[BBK]

So if I'm not mistaken I believe basketball was invented by DR. James Naismith

What was his max bench?

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[wondergrape]

I've posted this before, so I'll do it again. @Mo T, I think you'll observe both some athleticism and complete lack of upper body strength in this photo. They can coexist, when conditions are perfectly mediocre.

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It seems like if you were athletic you'd be farther ahead of the herd of cattle behind you

staggered start times, brovert

 

[wondergrape]

I've posted this before, so I'll do it again. @Mo T, I think you'll observe both some athleticism and complete lack of upper body strength in this photo. They can coexist, when conditions are perfectly mediocre.

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that's a fine looking man.