2021 Basketball Recruiting

[Stomper15]

 

[The Dad]

 

[hawkeyealum]

His mom seems like someone I would sex after a few beers.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’ve been discussing college basketball recruiting on message boards for 22 years. We are officially into “mom is younger than me” territory.

 

[The Dad]

His mom seems like someone I would sex after a few beers.

His dad looks like someone who’s smelling a fart.

 

[eclone]

Ginger with a pompadour.

That's a new box to check off.

 

[Geese]

His mom seems like someone I would sex sober.

 

[Revolver]

His mom seems like someone I would sex sober.

I was gonna say. She seems like "anyone"?

 

[Stomper15]

Ginger with a pompadour.

That's a new box to check off.

We gotta get you out more!

 

[hawkeyealum]

His mom seems like someone I would sex sober.

I was gonna say. She seems like "anyone"?

Her nose looks rather large in that picture. Absent additional research that I will not DMFS I’m sticking to two beers.

 

[eclone]

Ginger with a pompadour.

That's a new box to check off.

We gotta get you out more!

I meant in the context of Iowa basketball recruits.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

This kid looks like the quintessential Fran recruit. I hope the medical staff has been upping their sunscreen supply.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Not a LATFG despite name

 

[Jim]

Not a LATFG despite name

Must have been a hell of a long line for soft serve.

 

[Slidewilly]

Hawk Central item on a 2021 in-state PG, Jadin Jonhson.

https://www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports/high-school/recruiting/2019/01/22/2021-pg-jadin-johnson-council-bluffs-abraham-lincoln-iowa-wisconsin-uni-drake-martin-bros/2645748002/

 

[hawkimike]

 

[hawkeyealum]

Fran and Dolph should take him for beers at the sports column

 

[ClintWalker]

Will he watch the game from the locker room too?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Fran and Dolph should take him for beers at the SpoCo

fify

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Since Goat is too lazy to do it himself, I’ll fire it up. We’ve gotta have one eventually.


LATFG!!!!!

We offered.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Gross

 

[hawkeyealum]

He’s four inches taller and weighs less than Patrick

 

[hawkeyealum]

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Needs to grow a wispy mustache, don the most awkward goggles he can find and never gain any weight. Just really lean into it.

 

[Bob]

Needs to grow a wispy mustache, don the most awkward goggles he can find and never gain any weight. Just really lean into it.

I always thought Aaron White should add some goggles and John Stockton shorts to really maximize the humiliation of getting dunked on by translucent ginger

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Needs to grow a wispy mustache, don the most awkward goggles he can find and never gain any weight. Just really lean into it.

I always thought Aaron White should add some goggles and John Stockton shorts to really maximize the humiliation of getting dunked on by translucent ginger

A missed opportunity.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Same HS as Suggs.


They're probably pretty close, have sleep overs and such.

 

[ClintWalker]

That kid will have trouble putting on weight and muscle. Fran likes the thin wispy players.

 

[douglasbader]

He's a 7' highly skilled freshman. We totally don't need players like that.

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

Eric Hansen 6.9

 

[cloudhawk]

Posterized

 

[Brownzy]

Posterized

That’s an offensive foul

 

[hawkeyealum]

Kid needs a fatty ribeye

 

[Mo T]

Chet would be the perfect guy for Fran. Assuming he can't find a Jedd or a Wyatt

 

[Fletch]

Posterized

That’s an offensive foul

That’s an offensive post.

 

[Brownzy]

Posterized

That’s an offensive foul

That’s an offensive post.

Sometimes things are funny in my head, but not many others

 

[Bob]

I don't care what you guys say having a dude named Chet who dunks on people would be hilarious, I hope he commits

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Hawkstrat]

I don't care what you guys say having a dude named Chet who dunks on people would be hilarious, I hope he commits

He's a top 50 kid, of course you should want him to commit. Doesn't mean you can't laugh at Fran's propensity for recruiting malnourished white kids.

 

[Slidewilly]

Fran better get in on this PG early.

We need to start targeting prospects at conception.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Kid needs a fatty ribeye

Uthoff clone

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

He looks like Ric Ocasek.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Fran better get in on this PG early.

We need to start targeting prospects at conception.

Connor.

 

[Slidewilly]

A recent 247 item (behind a pay wall) says Luke Goode "is starting to see his stock soar on the recruiting trail."

If Fran and his staff were as good at signing talent as they are at identifying it, they'd be naming the arena after Fran someday.

 

[hawkimike]

 

[Nobody]

Spoiler

Hat tip to Julian Vandervelde for retweeting that.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Gonzaga offered Chet Holmgren.

He’s good again!!!

 

[ClintWalker]

Gonzaga offered Chet Holmgren.

He’s good again!!!

Doesn't Gonzaga require their recruits to have a man bun?

 

[eclone]

Well, hell

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Well, hell

What’s the problem?