**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

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I have a pair of pants like that. Good for fishing.
 
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BluesHawk said:
I have a pair of pants like that. Good for fishing.
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Bingo. excellent outdoors activity pants, especially when the day starts at 45 degrees and ends up at 75 and I'm nowhere near my car/house/cabin for the duration. Herky's big "nice pants GOTCHA!" moment that he's tried to lay on me multiple times in multiple threads just isn't getting the traction he was hoping for.
 
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26.2 said:
Bingo. excellent outdoors activity pants, especially when the day starts at 45 degrees and ends up at 75 and I'm nowhere near my car/house/cabin for the duration. Herky's big "nice pants GOTCHA!" moment that he's tried to lay on me multiple times in multiple threads just isn't getting the traction he was hoping for.
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are lowtop Chuck Taylor's without shoelaces really a good footwear selection for outdoor activity, jog?
 
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26.2 said:
Bingo. excellent outdoors activity pants, especially when the day starts at 45 degrees and ends up at 75 and I'm nowhere near my car/house/cabin for the duration. Herky's big "nice pants GOTCHA!" moment that he's tried to lay on me multiple times in multiple threads just isn't getting the traction he was hoping for.
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No.

Your attempts to appeal to a sense of outdoor manliness, and to a sense of pragmatism, both fail.

Such pants are one of the purest manifestations of faggotry. Stop trying to deny it.
 
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Lee Beevers said:
are lowtop Chuck Taylor's without shoelaces really a good footwear selection for outdoor activity, jog?
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Nope. Changed shoes when I got back to my car. Didn't want to wear my hiking boots to the beach to watch the sunset.
 
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The worst aspect of Halo is mediocre white guys pretending to be too good for, well, anything.

"You ate at Buffalo Wild Wings once, how embarrassing!"

You aren't above BWW, you are an insipid nobody just like everyone else, you are Buffalo Wild Wings.

So typically, when someone wears shitty pants, I assume they simply like them and I don't comment. But Jogger doesn't really deserve that benefit of the doubt.

He doesn't realize it, but he is the perfect mark. He's got a little money, a lot of time and a crippling desire to convince himself he isn't just another internet dweeb.

So some outdoor clothing company repackages zip off shorts, the ones we white trash kids wore in the 90's, and he laps it up.

They aren't zip offs anymore, they are convertible hiking pants. You rubes don't understand, sweat control is key. A brisk morning turns to a warm day, you need these.

I'd be willing to bet he has a bunch of merino wool long johns, err, excuse me, "baselayers," so he can walk on a few trails three times a year.
 
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Hawkstrat said:
The worst aspect of Halo is mediocre white guys pretending to be too good for, well, anything.

"You ate at Buffalo Wild Wings once, how embarrassing!"

You aren't above BWW, you are an insipid nobody just like everyone else, you are Buffalo Wild Wings.

So typically, when someone wears shitty pants, I assume they simply like them and I don't comment. But Jogger doesn't really deserve that benefit of the doubt.

He doesn't realize it, but he is the perfect mark. He's got a little money, a lot of time and a crippling desire to convince himself he isn't just another internet dweeb.

So some outdoor clothing company repackages zip off shorts, the ones we white trash kids wore in the 90's, and he laps it up.

They aren't zip offs anymore, they are convertible hiking pants. You rubes don't understand, sweat control is key. A brisk morning turns to a warm day, you need these.

I'd be willing to bet he has a bunch of merino wool long johns, err, excuse me, "baselayers," so he can walk on a few trails three times a year.
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You had me until the merino wool, that shit is great for long hunting trips. I still call them long johns though.
 
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Hawkstrat said:
The worst aspect of Halo is mediocre white guys pretending to be too good for, well, anything.

"You ate at Buffalo Wild Wings once, how embarrassing!"

You aren't above BWW, you are an insipid nobody just like everyone else, you are Buffalo Wild Wings.

So typically, when someone wears shitty pants, I assume they simply like them and I don't comment. But Jogger doesn't really deserve that benefit of the doubt.

He doesn't realize it, but he is the perfect mark. He's got a little money, a lot of time and a crippling desire to convince himself he isn't just another internet dweeb.

So some outdoor clothing company repackages zip off shorts, the ones we white trash kids wore in the 90's, and he laps it up.

They aren't zip offs anymore, they are convertible hiking pants. You rubes don't understand, sweat control is key. A brisk morning turns to a warm day, you need these.

I'd be willing to bet he has a bunch of merino wool long johns, err, excuse me, "baselayers," so he can walk on a few trails three times a year.
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Damn.
 
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Hawkstrat said:
The worst aspect of Halo is mediocre white guys pretending to be too good for, well, anything.

"You ate at Buffalo Wild Wings once, how embarrassing!"

You aren't above BWW, you are an insipid nobody just like everyone else, you are Buffalo Wild Wings.

So typically, when someone wears shitty pants, I assume they simply like them and I don't comment. But Jogger doesn't really deserve that benefit of the doubt.

He doesn't realize it, but he is the perfect mark. He's got a little money, a lot of time and a crippling desire to convince himself he isn't just another internet dweeb.

So some outdoor clothing company repackages zip off shorts, the ones we white trash kids wore in the 90's, and he laps it up.

They aren't zip offs anymore, they are convertible hiking pants. You rubes don't understand, sweat control is key. A brisk morning turns to a warm day, you need these.

I'd be willing to bet he has a bunch of merino wool long johns, err, excuse me, "baselayers," so he can walk on a few trails three times a year.
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It is also the best thing about halo. Don’t get asses in seats if we all tell each other every Middle Aged family man thing we do is awesome
 
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