2022 Football Recruiting

[kenos]

As a Packers reporter, I was fooled by Rachel. She’s pretty and takes a great profile pic but check out the bottom right.



Sorry, I have no football knowledge/opinions/predictions to share. Just talking dump trucks.

phat ass might be worth it

only one way to find out....

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Cheerleader effect

 

[BuffettHawk]

She can play Shiv Roy in the Succession reboot in 10 years.

 

[CamelTones]

They’ve had 3 receivers enter the portal, 2 (if you count pooper) graduate and they replaced them with 1 receiver. Of course Jones could come back.

They must be high on Brecht and Vines.

 

[MikeyJoe]

They’ve had 3 receivers enter the portal, 2 (if you count pooper) graduate and they replaced them with 1 receiver. Of course Jones could come back.

They must be high on Brecht and Vines.

I sort of assumed Jones coming back is one of the reasons some of the WRs have left.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

They’ve had 3 receivers enter the portal, 2 (if you count pooper) graduate and they replaced them with 1 receiver. Of course Jones could come back.

They must be high on Brecht and Vines.

And Ritter, but I agree a couple more bodies would be nice

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

“Jackson Ritter is like having a sixth offensive lineman on the field- what a luxury.” - KirkFerentz, probably

 

[HerkyHopeful]

“Jackson Ritter is like having a sixth offensive lineman on the field- what a luxury.” - KirkFerentz, probably

He should know how to block, his dad played I think OL at Michigan

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

You, sir, are a killer of dreams.

 

[KitKatApples]

I would definitely smash that photographer

 

[Herky823]

I would definitely smash that photographer

Wow you must have really zoomed in on those sunglasses

 

[The Full Monte]

“Jackson Ritter is like having a sixth offensive lineman on the field- what a luxury.” - KirkFerentz, probably

Fucking hell. We spent four fucking games with that kid as a starting WR. Unreal

 

[nolookpass]

Fucking hell. We spent four fucking games with that kid as a starting WR. Unreal

couldnt start the freshmen, it takes months to understand the complexities of czeching into your hotel room on a road game and learning the intricacies of Iowas high octane offense.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

The fact that he is a wr wearing #29 seems like a direct fuck you to the fans wanting offensive production.

 

[brantshawks]

I love those redheads man.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Shawneemicks]

Hard

 

[wondergrape]

I was going to rank them, but I completely forgot which method to which I swore a blood oath.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Black Panther / Talladega Nights as co-favorite movies seem irreonciliable. Positively Jungian like the Peace Sign/Born to Kill helmet in Full Metal Jacket.

 

[douglasbader]

Black Panther / Talladega Nights as co-favorite movies seem irreonciliable. Positively Jungian like the Peace Sign/Born to Kill helmet in Full Metal Jacket.

Sometimes you try way too hard.

 

[Pedro]

Black Panther / Talladega Nights as co-favorite movies seem irreonciliable. Positively Jungian like the Peace Sign/Born to Kill helmet in Full Metal Jacket.

Duality of man. He's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

 

[thrawn]

Black Panther / Talladega Nights as co-favorite movies seem irreonciliable. Positively Jungian like the Peace Sign/Born to Kill helmet in Full Metal Jacket.

one parent is white, one parent is black, and he went to a part rural part suburban high

 

[CamelTones]

I see tweets complimenting the recruiting sites for ‘killing it’ today.

What exactly are they doing other than retweeting the Hawkeye Football account and posting old articles about each player?

 

[KitKatApples]

Some say he dries off in the pool

 

[The Dad]

Did Van Helsing pick Iowa or what?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Did Van Helsing pick Iowa or what?

I would think so

 

[CamelTones]

Not Iowa related.

 

[BuffettHawk]

I see tweets complimenting the recruiting sites for ‘killing it’ today.

What exactly are they doing other than retweeting the Hawkeye Football account and posting old articles about each player?

On a related note, I've seen the same photo of Tyler Barnes's tennis shoes in my Twitter feed about 15 times today.

 

[CamelTones]

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Creed]

Not Iowa related.

That’s dumb.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

LOL at Northwestern posting horrifically unflattering pictures of their signees

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

This kid and Doyle would not have hit it off

 

[rodg12]

That’s dumb.

Barstool reportedly giving him crazy NIL money to go to Jackson St.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Barstool reportedly giving him crazy NIL money to go to Jackson St.

It's so unseemly I'm not even mad and won't bemoan the state of college athletic$$$

 

[Bob Sanders]

Fucking hell. We spent four fucking games with that kid as a starting WR. Unreal

What are you talking about? He was playing a handful of plays per game.

 

[douglasbader]

You can just pay kids with gambling money and pick the place where they go now?

Ok.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

You can just pay kids with gambling money and pick the place where they go now?

Ok.

Your Texas longhorns are apparently just buying people. Ala "here's $100k in NIL money but we don't really have anything for you to promote"

 

[6deuce]

Schools paying players has always been happening it's just "legal" now.

 

[douglasbader]

Schools paying players has always been happening it's just "legal" now.

This is a little beyond all that.

 

[douglasbader]

Your Texas longhorns are apparently just buying people. Ala "here's $100k in NIL money but we don't really have anything for you to promote"

Not mine.

 

[Pedro]

You can just pay kids with gambling money and pick the place where they go now?

Ok.

This was always going to be the eventual outcome of NIL money.

 

[douglasbader]

This was always going to be the eventual outcome of NIL money.

I get someone getting $50k from the local dealership or whatever, but who in the fuck predicted this would be the eventual outcome of NIL money?

People predicted that the #1 recruit in the country would be bought by an outside gambling operation and directed to go to a FCS school?

No.

 

[BVHawk95]

This cannot be a serious thing, can it?

 

[Geese]

I get someone getting $50k from the local dealership or whatever, but who in the fuck predicted this would be the eventual outcome of NIL money?

People predicted that the #1 recruit in the country would be bought by an outside gambling operation and directed to go to a FCS school?

No.

I think Shawnee did

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Am I crazy for thinking the NIL madness doesn't hurt Iowa as much as the shadier big time programs? We typically are not a player for recruits like this. X is our highest in about 20 years and only because he's local and also is sensible about NIL stuff.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Schools paying players has always been happening it's just "legal" now.

Not anything like what is just beginning. Shawnee tried to tell you all this would be a disaster.

 

[douglasbader]

Am I crazy for thinking the NIL madness doesn't hurt Iowa as much as the shadier big time programs? We typically are not a player for recruits like this. X is our highest in about 20 years and only because he's local and also is sensible about NIL stuff.

Not crazy at all. Iowa has stability and 90% of their classes will be 3* and maybe some lower rated 4* guys that won't be the target of this NIL money.

Clemson, Florida State, Miami, most of the SEC, Ohio State and more are the ones who need to worry about it the most. They are susceptible to having to deal with the highly rated guys who will be having $$$$ thrown at them and don't have much of a loyalty compass when choosing who to sign with. They will also be the first to bail and do it all again somewhere else like the QB that was at Ohio State and committed to Texas earlier this week did.

 

[The Full Monte]

I get someone getting $50k from the local dealership or whatever, but who in the fuck predicted this would be the eventual outcome of NIL money?

Really?!?!?

 

[CamelTones]

He’ll be making a lot of girls on campus happy.