**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[CurdMan]

From the Swarm dude, really instills confidence:

Eickholt and Leistikow saying they’re hearing good things about tomorrow

 

[jabberjaw]

Eickholt and Leistikow saying they’re hearing good things about tomorrow

Rashada, most likely

 

[CamelTones]

You’d have to think this means it’s a done deal - because if he puts that out there and this falls through that would be awkward.

He did the same thing before Pribula picked Missouri and that offensive tackle picked Ohio State.

 

[MikeyJoe]

He did the same thing before Pribula picked Missouri and that offensive tackle picked Ohio State.

Oh.

 

[Stomper15]

Poster: "Brad — I’d love to see a big “DONATE NOW” button in the header on the Swarm website. I felt like I had to dig around (on the Join page) to donate. Make it obvious and easy. Just an idea."

Brad: "Thank you. You might be surprised how difficult it is to get this done."

Difficult? @Wild Onion @ivan_drago & co. help him out. Ivan it's the least you could do after the catastrophe of NIL.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You’d have to think this means it’s a done deal - because if he puts that out there and this falls through that would be awkward.

You mean like when he did it two weeks ago?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Scooped

 

[douglasbader]

Brad says on TOS that he put forth $150k of his own funds last year

He's a fucking liar. Zero chance some 40-ish year old actuary put $150k of his own money in.

I guarantee he's doing some horseshit like calculating his time, but absolutely zero chance he donated that much money.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

He's a fucking liar. Zero chance some 40-ish year old actuary put $150k of his own money in.

I guarantee he's doing some horseshit like calculating his time, but absolutely zero chance he donated that much money.

He’s not desk jockey Loog - he’s the CEO of a legit company. I bet he makes plenty and is spending pretty close to what he claims.

 

[douglasbader]

Oh, so he's just an absolute dumbfuck. Got it.

 

[FatNTired]

He accepts Venmo? lol

Surprisingly common method for charitable gifts.

You’re just upset you were pre-selected for a Venmo credit card!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He's a fucking liar. Zero chance some 40-ish year old actuary put $150k of his own money in.

I guarantee he's doing some horseshit like calculating his time, but absolutely zero chance he donated that much money.

lol. He runs a highly successful company.

 

[Stomper15]

lol. He runs a highly successful company.

And can't figure out how to update his own website without a major hassle, got it.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

And can't figure out how to update his own website without a major hassle, got it.

I hear they have a toilet that runs constantly as well.

 

[douglasbader]

lol. He runs a highly successful company.

So did Mike Lindell.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I’d rather light my money on fire than trust these guys to spend it appropriately

 

[Hawkstrat]

I'd also rather light your money on fire than trust those guys.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have no idea if they are doing a good job. I don’t care because i do not donate and no one else took the initiative to start it or run it.

I do know that an actuary with a 25 year career for a private held consulting company would have $150k laying around to donate if they choose.

 

[cloudhawk]

So, we waiting for the NFL draft in order to get this done or what?

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

They've had 2 years to get Cam Miller on campus.

 

[Gushawk]

I’m starting to think that the consequences of comically godawful QB assessment and development for the better part of a decade may be coming home to roost. The gift of Bridawg and Bud continues to give.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

I’m starting to think that the consequences of comically godawful QB assessment and development for the better part of a decade

Starting to? We've had offensive issues, especially at the WR position for a long time. Our current QB issues lie w/the head coach period. Love what he's done for Iowa, but we've been very slow to address or recognize these issues.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

They've had 2 years to get Cam Miller on campus.

He doesn’t have the “measurables” would be my guess as to why they never even gave him a chance.

The kid is just a player. Not the most athletic but not a stiff. He was a 3 year starter for us in basketball too. Just competes.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

He doesn’t have the “measurables” would be my guess as to why they never even gave him a chance.

The kid is just a player. Not the most athletic but not a stiff. He was a 3 year starter for us in basketball too. Just competes.

Neither did Drew Tate but the dude was just a winner despite the stiffs he had around him.

 

[The Dad]

He doesn’t have the “measurables” would be my guess as to why they never even gave him a chance.

The kid is just a player. Not the most athletic but not a stiff. He was a 3 year starter for us in basketball too. Just competes.

Cool coach alert!! Did you all wear matching shoes? Were you allowed on the bench or relegated to the second row?

 

[KitKatApples]

LOL. That was some classic Doug. NO WAY HE HAS THAT MONEY! He does. WELL THAN HES STUPID!

 

[Gushawk]

Starting to? We've had offensive issues, especially at the WR position for a long time. Our current QB issues lie w/the head coach period. Love what he's done for Iowa, but we've been very slow to address or recognize these issues.

that was what you’d call sarcasm, Rec.

but yes, prior to Lester, Kirk’s choices about who to put in
charge of finding and developing QBs and WRs were criminally stupid for a long time (GDGD, Bridawg, an old checked out KOK, and Bud). the fact that he continues to choose Bud is one of the things that I currently hate about him most.

 

[KitKatApples]

I’d rather light my money on fire than trust these guys to spend it appropriately

But enough about those fat cats in Washington you know what I'm sayin!

 

[Geese]

He doesn’t have the “measurables” would be my guess as to why they never even gave him a chance.

The kid is just a player. Not the most athletic but not a stiff. He was a 3 year starter for us in basketball too. Just competes.

I thought you preferred it stiff

 

[Gushawk]

just like Mother Goose!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

He doesn’t have the “measurables” would be my guess as to why they never even gave him a chance.

The kid is just a player. Not the most athletic but not a stiff. He was a 3 year starter for us in basketball too. Just competes.

Cade (and Spence and Bacon) didn’t have measurables or athleticism either.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Dude is plenty athletic, especially compared to the bums we've trotted out the last 3-4 years. Just a criminal fleecing of the Iowa fan base

 

[Fair and Balanced]

LOL. That was some classic Doug. NO WAY HE HAS THAT MONEY! He does. WELL THAN HES STUPID!

* then

 

[KitKatApples]

SO AM I THEN!

 

[douglasbader]

LOL. That was some classic Doug. NO WAY HE HAS THAT MONEY! He does. WELL THAN HES STUPID!

RATT

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[The Dad]

Cade (and Spence and Bacon) didn’t have measurables or athleticism either.

Bacon had plenty of stuff to measure.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Bacon had plenty of stuff to measure.

and KF hired the guy who brought him aboard to coach WRs

 

[L. Wade Childress]

So did Mike Lindell.

Dale*

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Cool coach alert!! Did you all wear matching shoes? Were you allowed on the bench or relegated to the second row?
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No.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Cade (and Spence and Bacon) didn’t have measurables or athleticism either.

I know. I’m saying Iowa missed out. Too tied to measurables when recruiting QB’s.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Cool coach alert!! Did you all wear matching shoes? Were you allowed on the bench or relegated to the second row?
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Are you ALWAYS a dick?

 

[The Dad]

Are you ALWAYS a dick?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I know. I’m saying Iowa missed out. Too tied to measurables when recruiting QB’s.

Then why did they sign kids with shitty measurables?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Then why did they sign kids with shitty measurables?

Good question.

 

[douglasbader]

Good question.

The only shitty measurable is your mouse cock after a Saturday night date with your boyfriend.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The only shitty measurable is my mouse cock after a Saturday night date with my boyfriend.

FIFY

 

[thrawn]

Roasted mouse

 

[douglasbader]

Boom!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KitKatApples]