**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[26.2]

FIFY

Doug aint' getting off the mat after that uppercut!!!!!!

 

[douglasbader]

Doug aint' getting off the mat after that uppercut!!!!!!

I ain't hear no bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thrawn]

I ain't hear no bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that’s because you got KOed!!

 

[douglasbader]

that’s because you got KOed!!

You don't mess with DA DAWG!!

 

[thrawn]

The Oregon QB that popped up as an option last year before going to Tulane is converting to TE.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Maybe he was born a TE. Ever think of that?

 

[BuffettHawk]

They identify as a tight end. Get it right.

 

[Gushawk]

AJ Derby didn’t think of it in time

 

[KitKatApples]

Maybe he was born a TE. Ever think of that?

Dream come true

 

[Stomper15]

Who are the Big Money Donors Funding the Iowa NIL Swarm Collective?

All that money for a loss to Mizzou. Ouch.

www.offtackleempire.com

 

[Hawkstrat]

Who are the Big Money Donors Funding the Iowa NIL Swarm Collective?

All that money for a loss to Mizzou. Ouch.

www.offtackleempire.com

I think the entire collective thing is stupid, but there's just nothing in that article worthwhile.

 

[douglasbader]

I think the entire collective thing is stupid, but there's just nothing in that article worthwhile.

BREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rodg12]

 

[Verbal]

How would you like to make it 11,500 yards and 139 touchdowns? Just sign here.

 

[Gushawk]

I’d prefer he got rid of the goatee/fumanchu (sp?) and I bet Kirk would too. I imagine that will be addressed during onboarding.

 

[Debit One]

How would you like to make it 11,500 yards and 139 touchdowns? Just sign here.

I looked it up, and was surprised to see that Iowa had 10 passing TDs in 2024. I would have expected single digits.

 

[The Dad]

I’d prefer he got rid of the goatee/fumanchu (sp?) and I bet Kirk would too. I imagine that will be addressed during onboarding.

Fuck that. Keep it all.

 

[Debit One]

Mark looks like a guy who will appreciate the Sorority Row talent upgrade that Iowa surely offers vs. SDSU.

 

[thrawn]

I looked it up, and was surprised to see that Iowa had 10 passing TDs in 2024. I would have expected single digits.

the 9th was the swing pass to Johnson against Nebrantska where he had like 75 yards after catch on a 72-yard reception, so you were close to being correct

 

[Verbal]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Fuck that. Keep it all.

@Gushawk needs something to not like.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Who is Johnny Unitasthere

 

[thrawn]

A guy with 93 career TD passes somehow still has eligibility. Thanks, Karen Warren.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I’d prefer he got rid of the goatee/fumanchu (sp?) and I bet Kirk would too. I imagine that will be addressed during onboarding.

No offense intended here, but please go fuck yourself during this exciting time. Thank you.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I look forward to punting from the other teams 40 yard line with a million quarterback

 

[Shawneemicks]

Gotta get Rhys his snaps

 

[Hawkstrat]

Posting for the ranking information

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

God Bless Tim Lester and the Moon Family

 

[douglasbader]

Fucking told you guys it was a done deal.

 

[Shawneemicks]

That’s as good as could be expected. Find a couple actual WRs and might have something

 

[Bob Sanders]

 

[KitKatApples]

I look forward to punting from the other teams 40 yard line with a million quarterback

Seems like illegal formation

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Why is the quarterback punting?!?! Kirk has lost it!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Seems like illegal formation

 

[thrawn]

Seems like he should already be their best QB since at least CJ

 

[KitKatApples]

Good work Bob.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I look forward to punting from the other teams 40 yard line with a million quarterback

That's a lot of quarterbacks

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I find Greg’s thoughts intriguing and wish to subscribe to his news letter.

I love you, Lee.

 

[The Dad]

God Bless Tim Lester and the Moon Family

 

[BuffettHawk]

$1.2 million

Twice as much as Cade, so that means he'll be twice as great!

 

[HerkyHopeful]

$1.2 million

Twice as much as Cade, so that means he'll be twice as great!

All that to win 4-7 games

 

[douglasbader]

Lol, how much would Beathard have been in 2016 to another school? $5m?

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Damn I didn't realize the kid is 230. That's a major bonus.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

His draft stock must be awful because he’s going to destroy it.

 

[douglasbader]

All the former college players from 2021 and prior have to just want to fucking kill someone with the sort of money being thrown around.

Incredible that a bunch of Ohio State players and a legendary coach was fired and reputation ruined because they sold their gold pants medallions and got some free tattoos.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Damn I didn't realize the kid is 230. That's a major bonus.

I would have said 21 or 22

 

[douglasbader]

None of this matters unless they can convince a couple of WR's worth a shit to transfer in April and Phil needs to buy a couple DB's.

 

[6deuce]

$1.2 million

Twice as much as Cade, so that means he'll be twice as great!

So extremely mediocre? Lolz!

 

[BuffettHawk]

So extremely mediocre? Lolz!

Positive thoughts only, plz!!!