**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[eclone]

Piercings in private areas scare me.

I don’t think that area is particularly private for her…

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Pretty pumped about the offensive improvements tho

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Just need a CB

 

[Truant]

Piercings in private areas scare me.

Different strokes for different folks.

 

[Shawneemicks]

We sure LB isn’t gonna be an issue next year cuz the guys that weren’t named Jay and Nick looked pretty slow to me

 

[Mysterio]

Doesn't seem like coaches went after much at LB in the portal so I'm assuming the coaches are happy with where they're at.

 

[Alan Lomax]

We sure LB isn’t gonna be an issue next year cuz the guys that weren’t named Jay and Nick looked pretty slow to me

Starting this season pod such as @tcondon ’s said it’s the best linebacker room in forever.

 

[Lee Beevers]

We sure LB isn’t gonna be an issue next year cuz the guys that weren’t named Jay and Nick looked pretty slow to me

You expressing your concerns pretty much guarantees we have several all big ten selections at the linebacker position currently on the roster. So that’s nice.

 

[Shawneemicks]

IM JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I thought van kekerix looked good in limited time

 

[tcondon]

Starting this season pod such as @tcondon ’s said it’s the best linebacker room in forever.

I now only say "room" to piss off HALO

 

[jandj]

I now only say "room" to piss off HALO

Obviously it’s working. lol

 

[KitKatApples]

I now only say "room" to piss off HALO

 

[Gushawk]

Scheier is supposedly a freak athlete but injury prone. Agree that Van Kek looked pretty good. Don’t love much that I’ve seen from Harrell or Rexroth. Hopefully, Buffington and/or Weiskopf pass them.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Those names are all made up

 

[Mr. Hawk]

We’re fine at LB

 

[Monster]

Scheier is supposedly a freak athlete but injury prone. Agree that Van Kek looked pretty good. Don’t love much that I’ve seen from Harrell or Rexroth. Hopefully, Buffington and/or Weiskopf pass them.

It's Sharar.

Weisskopf will be an nfl player in a few years.

 

[Gushawk]

It's Sharar.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Scheier is supposedly a freak athlete but injury prone. Agree that Van Kek looked pretty good. Don’t love much that I’ve seen from Harrell or Rexroth. Hopefully, Buffington and/or Weiskopf pass them.

I only remember one play from Jaden Harrell. Against UCLA near the goal line he was slow to identify the play and react, but still ended up in the right spot to recover a fumble. I don't think I can recall a play from any of the other linebackers. Sharar on special teams, sure

 

[Monster]

Many were saying similar stuff about that Higgins guy 3 years ago.

 

[BBK]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Many were saying similar stuff about that Higgins guy 3 years ago.

Higgins had played some as the 3rd LB and looked good when he did play.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Uncloaked it looks like two flaccid johnsons sandwiching an absolute rhinoceros horn of a clit

 

[brantshawks]

View attachment 59473

 

[BBK]

She's hideous and that thing is a monstrosity, but I'm wondering if being inside that giant cave might feel better than a normal size triangle.

Maybe it's gallons wetter given the higher volume?

She does porn, so I suppose I could just pay to have sex with her when I'm in Rio and find out. My concern is that what goes in that thing may never come out

 

[jandj]

Hmmmm. Screen name??

 

[KitKatApples]

She's hideous and that thing is a monstrosity, but I'm wondering if being inside that giant cave might feel better than a normal size triangle.

Maybe it's gallons wetter given the higher volume?

She does porn, so I suppose I could just pay to have sex with her when I'm in Rio and find out. My concern is that what goes in that thing may never come out

I'll go with you. Tie a rope around your waist.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Ben Kueter is supposed to be back this year. Is he still a linebacker?

 

[BBK]

Hmmmm. Screen name??

You can find her here. It's kinda icky.
https://spankbang.com/azxl3/playlist/pamella+makeup

Spoiler

 

[Geese]

She's hideous and that thing is a monstrosity, but I'm wondering if being inside that giant cave might feel better than a normal size triangle.

Maybe it's gallons wetter given the higher volume?

She does porn, so I suppose I could just pay to have sex with her when I'm in Rio and find out. My concern is that what goes in that thing may never come out

U better video it

 

[26.2]

She's hideous and that thing is a monstrosity, but I'm wondering if being inside that giant cave might feel better than a normal size triangle.

Maybe it's gallons wetter given the higher volume?

She does porn, so I suppose I could just pay to have sex with her when I'm in Rio and find out. My concern is that what goes in that thing may never come out

Please fuck her and report back.
Please.

 

[Geese]

You can find her here. It's kinda icky.
https://spankbang.com/azxl3/playlist/pamella+makeup

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Sort of want

 

[26.2]

You can find her here. It's kinda icky.
https://spankbang.com/azxl3/playlist/pamella+makeup

Spoiler

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Ha I just watched some of her videos.
I changed my mind. Please DON'T fuck her and report back.

 

[cloudhawk]

I'll go with you. Tie a rope around your waist.

Lol- I've heard it as you need to tie/strap a board to your ass

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Ben Kueter is supposed to be back this year. Is he still a linebacker?

Not that I know anything but I'll be surprised if he ever plays any meaningful snaps

 

[CamelTones]

The coaches are happy with the linebackers in the structure surrounded by 4 walls with a door.

 

[Wanderer]

The coaches are happy with the linebackers in the structure surrounded by 4 walls with a door.

Seems like a structure quite similar to a room.

 

[BBK]

You can find her here. It's kinda icky.
https://spankbang.com/azxl3/playlist/pamella+makeup

Spoiler

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The coaches are happy with the linebackers in the structure surrounded by 4 walls with a door.

If these walls could talk, they'd tell me to go deep

 

[Grape Ape]

I'll go with you. Tie a rope around your waist.

A man and a woman went out on a beautiful evening for dinner and things started to wrap up and both decided to go back to the woman's place for some intimate copulation. The man started undress the woman only to find out she had the biggest vagina in the world and started to hammer away at her vagina. 1, 2, 3 and the man falls in cock and balls first. He walks around inside the vagina and finds a flash light. He keeps on walking but then bumps into something and loses his flashlight. Stumbling around in the wet gash, the man bumps into two other men. The man says to the two "follow me and we can find a way out." The second says "follow me and we can find the flashlight to find a way out." The third says "help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here!"

 

[brantshawks]

You can find her here. It's kinda icky.
https://spankbang.com/azxl3/playlist/pamella+makeup

Spoiler

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I assume that's a bad angle and she's resuscitating him?

 

[Kamala]

Seems like a structure quite similar to a room.

Courtyard

 

[Greg Obrecht]

She's hideous and that thing is a monstrosity, but I'm wondering if being inside that giant cave might feel better than a normal size triangle.

Maybe it's gallons wetter given the higher volume?

She does porn, so I suppose I could just pay to have sex with her when I'm in Rio and find out. My concern is that what goes in that thing may never come out

That thing has to have stalagmites.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

That thing has to have stalagmites.

Thay doesn’t sound fun to me.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

No stalactites.

Stalaclooses, possibly.

 

[KitKatApples]

Several bat wings have been in there

 

[Verbal]

We’re discussing the wrong portal, gentlemen.

 

[jandj]

We’re discussing the wrong portal, gentlemen.

says who?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That thing has to smell rancid

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Iose Epenesa was a resounding MVP during Day 2 of the All-American Bowl practices. The Iowa signee played like he was shot out of a cannon during Wednesday's competition. Epenesa fired off the ball and moved extremely easily off the edge. The future Hawkeye blew past opposing tackles from both the left and right sides, won with speed and power, and showcased his length and bend working at end. That also opened up the door for some easy wins working some offensive tackles with his inside move -- and impressing along the way. The NFL bloodlines dominant Day 2 inside the Alamodome will be well-documented for the finals Rivals rankings update -- as will Epenesa's position versatility working off the EDGE and projectable traits elsewhere on the DL.