***2024-2025 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[Lee Beevers]

Never came up but he did mention he had sex with some short chirpy dude’s mom.

I wouldn’t know who that is, but sucks to be him!

 

[26.2]

Not sure. Hasn’t been to a game this year that I’ve gone to but have sat by him for years.

Bragging about sitting next to Hawkeye Elvis may be one of the worst Starfucks I have ever seen on here.

 

[Verbal]

It's been said before, but 8 pm games on Sunday/Tuesday/Friday nights really are as much to blame for the decline in fan interest as the stagnant product. The old reliable Wednesday/Saturday rotation was the sweet spot.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It's been said before, but 8 pm games on Sunday/Tuesday/Friday nights really are as much to blame for the decline in fan interest as the stagnant product. The old reliable Wednesday/Saturday rotation was the sweet spot.

I had no idea we played tonight.

 

[bihtime]

Not sure. Hasn’t been to a game this year that I’ve gone to but have sat by him for years.

I did see him driving his black Corvette convertible in Santa Monica when I was there in November.

 

[Wanderer]

I know nothing about him. Just kind of unique to have season tickets next to a guy that dresses like Elvis. Maybe it’s just me.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I had no idea we played tonight.

I found out when someone on Halo was trying to sell their tickets. lol. Sell.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Walk up to window. Buy a cheap ticket then sit wherever the fuck you want.

 

[MikeyJoe]

It's been said before, but 8 pm games on Sunday/Tuesday/Friday nights really are as much to blame for the decline in fan interest as the stagnant product. The old reliable Wednesday/Saturday rotation was the sweet spot.

It's both of course. If Iowa was a top 10 team people would come - but inconvenient game times for a mediocre team are a double whammy.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I usually offer some random young boy candy to walk with me to the counter so I can save by buying a youth ticket.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Walk up to window. Buy a cheap ticket then sit wherever the fuck you want.

Sucker. You can buy tickets for $1 on stubhub right now

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Sucker. You can buy tickets for $1 on stubhub right now

FUCK!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Basketball games are also great with kids, but 8 pm starts are a non-starter until they are about 10-12 years old, which is about when they start having their own activities. So the games I do go to, I have to plan a week ahead.

 

[Verbal]

I usually offer some random young boy candy to walk with me to the counter so I can save by buying a youth ticket.

Hawkeyelounge.com

43 0 days without being on some kind of watchlist.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It's both of course. If Iowa was a top 10 team people would come - but inconvenient game times for a mediocre team are a double whammy.

we played #2 purdue at home at 1\ on a saturday last year and that wasn't even close to a sell-out

 

[MikeyJoe]

we played #2 purdue at home at 1\ on a saturday last year and that wasn't even close to a sell-out

Matt Rogers was Iowa QB in 1991-1992.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

we played #2 purdue at home at 1\ on a saturday last year and that wasn't even close to a sell-out

Probably expected by most to be a butt fucking so they passed.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Matt Rogers was Iowa QB in 1991-1992.

lol

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I did see him driving his black Corvette convertible in Santa Monica when I was there in November.

Did you suck him off before or after you washed his windshield?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I would take my kids if I had free tickets and it was the rare occurrence that none of them had activities. Haven’t been to Carver in 5 years.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

My kids enjoy going and don’t seem to care that they suck. They are excited for this Friday.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Tuesday and Friday night games coincide with HS schedules. That’s also pretty brilliant.

 

[26.2]

I would take my kids if I had free tickets and it was the rare occurrence that none of them had activities. Haven’t been to Carver in 5 years.

I live on the coast and make it to Carver at least once a year

 

[Fletch]

I live on the coast and make it to Carver at least once a year

Swing by on your way to or way back from the Dells?

 

[26.2]

Swing by on your way to or way back from the Dells?

Boy do I wish that was the case!!!

 

[HawkBall23]

This season just keeps getting better and better.

All the while, Fran be like

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Sucker. You can buy tickets for $1 on stubhub right now

With $36 in fees.

 

[snips]

ol fran acting surprisingly UN-PISSED OFF during this recent slide...
at like an 8 or so this whole time

 

[BVHawk95]

ol fran acting surprisingly UN-PISSED OFF during this recent slide...
at like an 8 or so this whole time


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Shit, when's the last time we saw Francon 4? Dude looks like someone snipped his balls

 

[CamelTones]

Shit, when's the last time we saw Francon 4? Dude looks like someone snipped his balls

Michigan home game last year. That was also a completely unacceptable loss.

 

[JamesMouton]

Only 15 of the 18 I am a giant douche teams make the conf tournament this year. Currently there are only 3 teams behind Iowa in I am a giant douche Standings (Lil Debbie, Minny and Warshington).

KenPom currently predicts Iowa to finish 7-13, tied with Rutgers for 3rd to last in conf. Forget the Big Dance, we are on the I am a giant douche Tournament Bubble!

 

[Gushawk]

I hope we don’t make it and Fran is fired the day after we are eliminated. It’s time for some new energy in this moribund low ceiling program.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I hope we don’t make it and Fran is fired the day after we are eliminated. It’s time for some new energy in this moribund low ceiling program.

Fran isn’t putting butts in the seats. I don’t think there is anything he can do at this point to keep his job at the end of the year.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Fran isn’t putting butts in the seats. I don’t think there is anything he can do at this point to keep his job at the end of the year.

BTT run, which he did once and followed it up by getting bounced by Richmond in the first round

 

[Stu Beagle]

Fran isn’t putting butts in the seats. I don’t think there is anything he can do at this point to keep his job at the end of the year.

He could win every game the rest of the season. That would probably do it

 

[KitKatApples]

Would be quite swell

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Let’s be real, folks

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Let’s be real, folks

Then frame your statements accordingly.

 

[Bonner]

BTT run, which he did once and followed it up by getting bounced by Richmond in the first round

I don’t think this team is making the BTT this year

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I don’t think this team is making the BTT tourney this year

They may not qualify for it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Thanks for explaining that

 

[26.2]

BTT run, which he did once and followed it up by getting bounced by Richmond in the first round

That Richmond game was the first and only game that made me shit and piss and vomit on my self all at the same time.

 

[CamelTones]

Outside of the Indiana and NW games, they’ve trailed by at least 15 in every other Big Ten game.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Thanks for explaining that

To be fairrrrrrrrr, @Bonner made a ninja edit.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

That Richmond game was the first and only game that made me shit and piss and vomit on my self all at the same time.

Keegan kind of hurt his ankle and then did nothing the rest of the game. No one else wanted to do anything. Classic Fran tournament game

 

[Lee Beevers]

Keegan kind of hurt his ankle and then did nothing the rest of the game. No one else wanted to do anything. Classic Fran tournament game

I will not DMOFR but I believe Patrick Mccaffery actually had a pretty big game against Richmond. Fitting that he plays well in a game which shattered the soul of most Iowa fans.

 

[WestMifflin]

I will not DMOFR but I believe Patrick Mccaffery actually had a pretty big game against Richmond. Fitting that he plays well in a game which shattered the soul of most Iowa fans.

Keegan had 21, Patrick had 18, and no one else scored more than 6.

Box score. Connor took 2 shots in 23 minutes lol.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I hope we don’t make it and Fran is fired the day after we are eliminated. It’s time for some new energy in this moribund low ceiling program.

I hope we make it and go on a Cinderella run all the way to a championship.

 

[CamelTones]

Keegan had 21, Patrick had 18, and no one else scored more than 6.

Box score. Connor took 2 shots in 23 minutes lol.

Patrick hit a 3 to put Iowa up 9ish early in the second half. At that point I figured Iowa would run away with it. I think it was tied 90 seconds later.

 

[KitKatApples]

With plenty of timeouts available