**2025-2026 Iowa Basketball Season Thread**

[The Dad]

More retarded than you, Retard!

Nuh-uh!

 

[Revolver]

Combs and howard are precisely the guards weve been coveting at iowa for 20+ years. Athletic and capable defensively, though 5-10% lower than ideal wrt three point shooting. I love them. Like, REALLY love them and would do what it takes to make them welcome at iowa.

Jim, are you saying you want to suck them off?

 

[KitKatApples]

Nuh-uh!

 

[Jim Tebow]

Jim, are you saying you want to suck them off?

Would that be wrong.

 

[KitKatApples]

No

 

[BBK]

Up to #18 on Pomeroy.

One more week of tune-ups and then the Big Ten regular season starts on January 2

 

[iowa4ever20]

12th in NET just ahead of Sparty. Seems right.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Ben knows how to game the NET ratings. Fran didn’t give a shit.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Ben knows how to game the NET ratings. Fran didn’t give a shit.

Not that it matters anymore, but Fran scheduled fine for the NET. The trick is beating the piss out of bad teams, and playing some neutral games.

Fran was awful with the RPI, where the trick was not playing truly awful teams.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Not that it matters anymore, but Fran scheduled fine for the NET. The trick is beating the piss out of bad teams, and playing some neutral games.

Fran was awful with the RPI, where the trick was not playing truly awful teams.

That’s what I’m saying. Iowa would be up 80-50, just cruising to a huge win. Then he’d put in Riley Till and the Retards. Final score 102-88. Fran wasn’t a dummy but he was NET ignorant.

 

[CamelTones]

He also lost that game to Eastern Illinois and still made the tournament.

 

[Jim Tebow]

Merry xmas fags and nonfags alike!

 

[Gushawk]

I’ll be at the game with the kids and tens of people on Monday. Looking forward to it.

 

[BBK]

I’ll be at the game with the kids and tens of people on Monday. Looking forward to it.

UMass Lowell is #306 in Pomeroy, 1 behind Bucknell who we just beat 94-39

 

[cloudhawk]

Usually decent in Hockey

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

UMass Lowell is #306 in Pomeroy, 1 behind Bucknell who we just beat 94-39

It'll feel good to take 'em to the woodshed, always hated those fucks

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

It'll feel good to take 'em to the woodshed, always hated those fucks

 

[BBK]

I loved Wings as a ute

 

[Gushawk]

UMass Lowell is #306 in Pomeroy, 1 behind Bucknell who we just beat 94-39

The youngest enjoys a good blowout, and fortunately no longer in his drawers

 

[Hawk&Balls]

You can still get youth tickets for 14.more.years

 

[OlePeep]

According to Nathan Berry of UCLA Bruins on SI, Donovan Dent is the player who must step up if UCLA wants to upset the Hawks tomorrow.

Hard Hitting Pre Game Analysis--UCLA at Iowa

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Imagine if I had told you in 1987 or 1995 that Iowa got to host UCLA over the holidays.

 

[BBK]

We are 4.5 favourites

 

[Kamala]

Got 2 tickets in section kk

 

[KitKatApples]

Kamala in KK. A good ol fashioned KKK

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Better than an average KKA

 

[BBK]

Some turd needs to start the thread already

 

[Fletch]

@some turd

 

[Fletch]

@TurdBurgler

 

[The Dad]

@some turd

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Kamala in KK. A good ol fashioned KKK

Don’t forget to wear white

 

[BBK]

@Turdz

 

[Fletch]

@Turd_Ferguson

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Got 2 tickets in section kk

Two in section E available. Row 20.

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa up to #19 in the AP.

 

[jd10]

Looks like next weekend’s Illinois game is at noon

Illinois 75-69 Iowa (Jan 11, 2026) Final Score - ESPN

Game summary of the Illinois Fighting Illini vs. Iowa Hawkeyes NCAAM game, final score 75-69, from January 11, 2026 on ESPN.

www.espn.com

 

[BBK]

Looks like next weekend’s Illinois game is at noon

Illinois 75-69 Iowa (Jan 11, 2026) Final Score - ESPN

Game summary of the Illinois Fighting Illini vs. Iowa Hawkeyes NCAAM game, final score 75-69, from January 11, 2026 on ESPN.

www.espn.com

11 CST I do believe.

The early bird gets the worm

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

11 CST I do believe.

The early bird gets the worm

 

[douglasbader]

Taking a tiny prop plane to Minnesota in the middle of winter might pucker my asshole.

 

[Shawneemicks]

It’s like 50 degrees goofball

 

[Revolver]

It’s like 50 degrees goofball

 

[HerkyHopeful]

It's like a 40 minute flight

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck getting on a tiny prop plane in the middle of winter in the Year 2026.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Didn’t some guy donate that plane to the athletic department?

 

[FranklinHawk]

Buddy Holly agrees with Doug.

 

[snips]

damn... someone got some lightning McQueen crocs for Xmas!

 

[6deuce]

Buddy Holly agrees with Doug.

 

[Kerky]

It’s like 50 degrees goofball

Less than ideal flying conditions:

 

[KitKatApples]

My ass has less than ideal flying conditions

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

They touched down two hours ago and the plan didn’t look that small