**2025 Iowa Offseason & Coaching Search Thread***

[Thomas Wolsey]

Pretty pumped about this offseason so far, boyz

 

[Monster]

BZ?

A female, buddy.

 

[WestMifflin]

no he just wants to be a big fish in a small pond. His sister and bff are already in the district.

 

[Mysterio]

now that is fucking sweet

 

[nolookpass]

A female, buddy.

yep..the blonde....same initials

 

[HiawathaHawk]

 

[B19Rob]

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Was it necessary to send me a completely bare assed picture though?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

no he just wants to be a big fish in a small pond. His sister and bff are already in the district.

Dream job?

 

[Uff Da]

Sandfort would have taken 3 or 4 off balance 3's during that sequence

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Dream job?

Probably.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sandfort would have taken 3 or 4 off balance 3's during that sequence

he would have been chastised by Fran if he didn’t

 

[Fletch]

That’s basketball porn.

 

[Monster]

yep..the blonde....same initials

Oooooh, got it. My bad. Nope, wasn't her.

 

[Monster]

Was it necessary to send me a completely bare assed picture though?

The veins go all the way up.

 

[Monster]

yep..the blonde....same initials

She wouldn't say the F word.

 

[Mysterio]

Sandfort would have taken 3 or 4 off balance 3's during that sequence

theres 9 Sanfort shots in that video and i'm not exaggerating.

a couple looks i think should have been shots

 

[kenos]

theres 9 Sanfort shots in that video and i'm not exaggerating.

a couple looks i think should have been shots

From the way he passed, the short black guy with the corner look probably wasn't going to get it off with the taller, longer opponent closing out. LATF white guy passed up a good look from the other corner, but he wasn't as open as that final best look of the whole sequence.

 

[B19Rob]

The veins go all the way up.

 

[6deuce]

Pretty pumped about this offseason so far, boyz

Some would say we're winning it.

 

[douglasbader]

I have a mea culpa. The whole time I thought McCollum was a worse option than Devries because he was in his mid-50's and Devries was in his late 40's. Thought he was a guy that was older and had been stuck in D-II forever.

Well fuck me when I saw that pic of him with Tom Davis at Iowa Camp and realize the mother fucker is FOURTY-THREE years old. The dude looks old as shit because of that terrible haircut.

Zero clue until that. I'm even more on board with this hire now.

 

[Mysterio]

I have a mea culpa. The whole time I thought McCollum was a worse option than Devries because he was in his mid-50's and Devries was in his late 40's. Thought he was a guy that was older and had been stuck in D-II forever.

Well fuck me when I saw that pic of him with Tom Davis at Iowa Camp and realize the mother fucker is FOURTY-THREE years old. The dude looks old as shit because of that terrible haircut.

Zero clue until that. I'm even more on board with this hire now.

just admit that ur a dumbfuck

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[brantshawks]

Age-ist.

 

[Fletch]

 

[douglasbader]

just admit that ur a dumbfuck

Well sure, but from the start I was more than good with McCollum, I just thought Devries was a safer option.

But yeah, I'm a total dumbfuck not realizing he's 43. Guilty.

 

[Mysterio]

and he has been in d2 forever, it's been his entire coaching career until this season

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I have a mea culpa. The whole time I thought McCollum was a worse option than Devries because he was in his mid-50's and Devries was in his late 40's. Thought he was a guy that was older and had been stuck in D-II forever.

Well fuck me when I saw that pic of him with Tom Davis at Iowa Camp and realize the mother fucker is FOURTY-THREE years old. The dude looks old as shit because of that terrible haircut.

Zero clue until that. I'm even more on board with this hire now.

He looks like he should be teaching math on an overhead projector

 

[Fletch]

Well sure, but from the start I was more than good with McCollum, I just thought Devries was a safer option.

But yeah, I'm a total dumbfuck not realizing he's 43. Guilty.

 

[Mysterio]

there's nothing wrong with that, but it is what it is. still like the hire

 

[Mysterio]

Man, that should really bring in the recruits!

theres gold in them hills

 

[BBK]

Everyone keeps talking about Devries, but why not McCollum?

I'll say it again, I want McCollum. 21-2 now, first in the MVC, doing it all with only one returning player in the rotation. 4 Division II National Championships.

He can clearly coach his ass off, elite talent acquisition is the only question mark.

Just bring in a couple sleazy recruiters and 15-20 prostitutes and let's do work son

I love Fran and he was a great hire and great for our program.

But of course it's time for a new direction.

I'm srsly hoping for McCollum

Anyone else want to scissor?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Anyone else want to scissor?

I am happy for you!!! But also happy for me.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Since the 2011-2012 season, McCollum has had exactly one season where he didn't finish in at least a tie for first place (2012-2013).

The dude wins.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have a mea culpa. The whole time I thought McCollum was a worse option than Devries because he was in his mid-50's and Devries was in his late 40's. Thought he was a guy that was older and had been stuck in D-II forever.

Well fuck me when I saw that pic of him with Tom Davis at Iowa Camp and realize the mother fucker is FOURTY-THREE years old. The dude looks old as shit because of that terrible haircut.

Zero clue until that. I'm even more on board with this hire now.

I think it’s a nice haircut.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Louisville really doesn’t make sense.

 

[Fletch]

Louisville really doesn’t make sense.

Neither did Iowa.

 

[BBK]

He should go to UW because they suck. Beautiful campus and he'd get minutes

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I'd feel a bit better if McCollum had a more D1 experience, but he also wouldn't have probably been an option for Iowa if that was the case. Let's see what happens, this hire is exciting!

 

[Uff Da]

Louisville really doesn’t make sense.

Good for him, at least Iowa isn't on his list

 

[Squat Cobbler]

Anyone else want to scissor?

Let's hope he's sizing up the prostitutes as we speak.

 

[tallperson54]

I have a mea culpa. The whole time I thought McCollum was a worse option than Devries because he was in his mid-50's and Devries was in his late 40's. Thought he was a guy that was older and had been stuck in D-II forever.

Well fuck me when I saw that pic of him with Tom Davis at Iowa Camp and realize the mother fucker is FOURTY-THREE years old. The dude looks old as shit because of that terrible haircut.

Zero clue until that. I'm even more on board with this hire now.

My group chat and I had the same discussion last week. We all had him pegged at 50-55. Can coaches wear hats on the sideline?

 

[newsbreaker]

More on how this came together, (including a depantsing of Eickholt):

 

[Mysterio]

My group chat and I had the same discussion last week. We all had him pegged at 50-55. Can coaches wear hats on the sideline?

gay

 

[tallperson54]

gay

Someone's jealous

 

[Mysterio]

More on how this came together, (including a depantsing of Eickholt):

any recordings that don't have an airplane engine running in the background?

 

[kenos]

the only question mark for McCollum is recruiting -- he's never had to land high D1 guys

 

[Mysterio]

how tf did iowa not fire barta and hire hardin. gare bear sounded like a gd turd when stumbling through a pc

 

[Iowatheltics]

Any of you guys watch this show?

I heard this on TOS: Murphy and Andy on Iowa Everywhere, mentioned Pryce Standford liking the announcement of McCollum being named the Head Coach. They also believe that Dix will be back.

 

[Mysterio]

Any of you guys watch this show?

I heard this on TOS: Murphy and Andy on Iowa Everywhere, mentioned Pryce Standford liking the announcement of McCollum being named the Head Coach. They also believe that Dix will be back.

i heard pryce was going to play at sandfort university

 

[BBK]

Any of you guys watch this show?

I heard this on TOS: Murphy and Andy on Iowa Everywhere, mentioned Pryce Standford liking the announcement of McCollum being named the Head Coach. They also believe that Dix will be back.

The other sites have audio capabilities?