**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[Creed]

More nipply than I had dreamed

I see he already has a harem of women following him around. Good choice young man.

 

[cloudhawk]

No wheelchair is a good sign

 

[CUIHAWK]

More nipply than I had dreamed

I thought he was wheelchair bound?

 

[CUIHAWK]

Scooped

 

[Kamala]

I thought he was wheelchair bound?

Apparently that wasn’t permanent

 

[Geese]

I see he already has a harem of women following him around. Good choice young man.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Apparently that wasn’t permanent

Nice to know!

 

[26.2]

Did he sit next to that stupid Iowa fan that is always standing court side, jumping around like a fuckin retard?

 

[TJones3312]

Did he sit next to that stupid Iowa fan that is always standing court side, jumping around like a fuckin retard?

Who?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Did he sit next to that stupid Iowa fan that is always standing court side, jumping around like a fuckin retard?

Who?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fuck

 

[TJones3312]

Fuck

 

[OlePeep]

More nipply than I had dreamed

is that the spinal cord patient behind the yawning La Porta?

 

[CleteyColgate]

No wheelchair is a good sign

He was magically healed after escaping Michigan

 

[cloudhawk]

We call that the Ol' Keagan Johnson in Iowa City

 

[BBK]

No new signings? Where we at, Portal Doug?

 

[nikolausp]

Teslaa is in Iowa City today & tomorrow.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[The Full Monte]

Teslaa is in Iowa City today & tomorrow.

There are folks in Iowa City that feel really confident about Iowa’s chances of landing him.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Let’s be honest, if they can’t get him who can they get.

 

[nikolausp]

There are folks in Iowa City that feel really confident about Iowa’s chances of landing him.

Ya, our own @tcondon was talking similar things on his most recent podcast also.

 

[SteadyEddy]

153 receivers. Can Iowa please grab a couple that aren't complete shit.

 

[cloudhawk]

Kick the tires on a couple of the 113 OL too

Thx

 

[MikeyJoe]

Let’s be honest, if they can’t get him who can they get.

ur mom

 

[BillyBob]

No new signings?

I’m hearing that BriDawg will be signing a head coach in waiting contract soon.

 

[Wanderer]

I’m hearing that BriDawg will be signing a head coach in waiting contract soon.

For what team?

 

[BBK]

A lot more than 208 DBs in that portal

 

[Shawneemicks]

Shawnees final evaluation is as follows:

needs are 3 WRs (minimum)
2 OL (non negotiable must have starters)
2 LBs (one starter/one depth)
1 play caller/OC
1 CB (starter)

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

A lot more than 208 DBs in that portal

BAM!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Shawnees final evaluation is as follows:

needs are 3 WRs (minimum)
2 OL (non negotiable must have starters)
2 LBs (one starter/one depth)
1 play caller/OC
1 CB (starter)

CB wouldn’t necessarily have to a starter, but the rest seems about right.

 

[Shawneemicks]

CB wouldn’t necessarily have to a starter, but the rest seems about right.

Don’t question the Shawnee

 

[The Tin Man]

Shawnees final evaluation is as follows:

needs are 3 WRs (minimum)
2 OL (non negotiable must have starters)
2 LBs (one starter/one depth)
1 play caller/OC
1 CB (starter)

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Don’t question the Shawnee

what?

 

[CleteyColgate]

No new signings? Where we at, Portal Doug?

Lol

 

[Shawneemicks]

what?

You heard me Thomas

 

[CleteyColgate]

Some guy on TOS said he was hammered (and maybe high?) at Brothers and Erick All told him that he's only on day one of his visit and isn't sure yet if he's going to be a Hawkeye. So everyone should panic.

 

[Shawneemicks]

The time to PANIC!!1! is if Elon musks kid doesn’t commit

 

[Creed]

I’m hoping that was before he was supplied with an endless stream of blonde and brunette coeds.

 

[BBK]

Every source in this thread and the other Hawkeye messaged boards needs to be issued a subpoena to appear in the Court of Outrageous Claims

 

[Gushawk]

Live look at Iowa’s attempts to attract WRs:

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[Hawkstrat]

Hopefully that fucks Arland Bruce

 

[Gushawk]

I predict Kegan will look good in that offense

 

[The Dad]

Hopefully that fucks Arland Bruce

Those two fags probably went as a couple.

 

[CleteyColgate]

That's really surprising since @douglasbader said he was coming back to Iowa.

 

[cloudhawk]

Weird choice considering Notre Dame wanted him bad along with 34 other options.

Manhattan was a big draw I guess

 

[Gushawk]

I don’t think much of Manhattan, but I’d definitely strongly prefer the entirety of their offensive staff over ours

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I don’t think much of Manhattan, but I’d definitely strongly prefer the entirety of our offensive staff over ours

 

[douglasbader]

Weird choice considering Notre Dame wanted him bad along with 34 other options.

Manhattan was a big draw I guess

Cloudhawk=genius

 

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