**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[BBK]

 

[douglasbader]

Well, her advice was correct and ol' Tom looked like a fucking idiot.

 

[BBK]

Did you order the code red?

 

[douglasbader]

 

[douglasbader]

 

[The Dad]

Did you order the code red?

More like code blue with this fucking group of portals.

 

[Orestes]

Transfers from Alabama?

Why stop there? Kirk should get on the horn with WRs from Oregon and USC asap.

I mean, as a playmaker who wouldn't want to join our national laughing stock of an offense with possibly the worst WR NFL placement in power 5 conference history?

Someone has to be intrigued with the idea of being a part of the turnaround, right? Right?

That being said, perhaps we shouldn't have been sucking our own dicks before the portal had officially opened and maybe now we shouldn't be slitting our wrists on day 2 of the portal. It's a thought.

 

[Harlan]

I wish I had the kind of money it will apparently take to buy a championship program at the P5 level. Sadly I'm just a fan/alum that suffers like everyone else.

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me, noob!

 

[BBK]

At least he's black

 

[BBK]

More like code blue with this fucking group of portals.

I bet the text group has better sources than anything here

 

[cloudhawk]

Someone has to be intrigued with the idea of being a part of the turnaround, right? Right?

That being said, perhaps we shouldn't have been sucking our own dicks before the portal had officially opened and maybe now we shouldn't be slitting our wrists on day 2 of the portal. It's a thought.

Don't tell us what to do, Orestes

 

[Creed]

Charleston Southern WR looks good to me. The Harvard kid looks like a special teamer/depth provider.

 

[KitKatApples]

Did you order the code red?

 

[rodg12]

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

So fucking stupid.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

For some reason I thought you could only use the portal once and get the immediate playing time. After that, normal transfer rules apply.

Must have had bad info, like Mouse has had a lot of recently.

 

[thrawn]

For some reason I thought you could only use the portal once and get the immediate playing time. After that, normal transfer rules apply.

Must have had bad info, like Mouse has had a lot of recently.

They granted a blanket immediate eligibility for your first transfer, but you can still appeal for future transfers. And I think the grad school immediate rule remains.

 

[OlePeep]

At least he's black

I wonder if they know. His name is Seth Anderson.

 

[Harlan]

Someone has to be intrigued with the idea of being a part of the turnaround, right? Right?

That being said, perhaps we shouldn't have been sucking our own dicks before the portal had officially opened and maybe now we shouldn't be slitting our wrists on day 2 of the portal. It's a thought.

What??? Who has been doing that?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Charleston Southern WR looks good to me. The Harvard kid looks like a special teamer/depth provider.

We're getting excited about D2 and FCS receivers.

 

[BBK]

We are only taking transfers who tuck in their shirt at all times

 

[WCFHawkeye]

They granted a blanket immediate eligibility for your first transfer, but you can still appeal for future transfers. And I think the grad school immediate rule remains.

There ia no reason the NCAA should grant any if those appeals (grad transfer not being an appeal).

You made your bed. You got to transfer once, play immediately, and basically signed or will sign a contract.

Fuck off if you want to do it again. Sit and wait.

 

[cloudhawk]

I think they made their choice and should be able to sign deals at the school they are currently at. This open market bidding is totes lame.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

I believe this is the current list of WRs:

Diante Vines
Reese Osgood
Brody Brecht
Jacob Bostick
Alec Wick
Gaven Cooke
Graham Friedrichsen
Kaden Wetjen
Alex Eichmann

Apart from a couple of them, they sound like defendants at Nuremburg.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Or a guest list on a yacht

 

[Shawneemicks]

Finding decent to good WRs is literally the easiest position to do so. It’s like finding a good RB in 1985. They’re everywhere.

 

[Harlan]

Finding decent to good WRs is literally the easiest position to do so. It’s like finding a good RB in 1985. They’re everywhere else.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

I keep waiting for this to check the market some. Imagine putting up 100k or more of your own money for a kid and the coach doesn't play him. Or the guy you pay for sucks. Or he leaves after one year. Or the coach still fucks everything up.

It's all fun right now because it feels like a video game, but reality is going to check this a little bit in the near future.

The NFL has hours of game footage of prospects, Wunderlich scores, Pro Day results, the Combine, interviews, and comprehensive medical exams and still manage to fuck up at least half of their draft picks in a given year. College coaches have even worse track records when it comes to talent evaluation. Trying to project not just future success but stardom for a high school kid is stupid.

Throwing money at anyone other than 5-star level recruits is a horrible investment.

 

[Harlan]

The NFL has hours of game footage of prospects, Wunderlich scores, Pro Day results, the Combine, interviews, and comprehensive medical exams and still manage to fuck up at least half of their draft picks in a given year. College coaches have even worse track records when it comes to talent evaluation. Trying to project not just future success but stardom for a high school kid is stupid.

Throwing money at anyone other than 5-star level recruits and Cade McNamara is a horrible investment.

 

[Brad Wesley]

The NFL has hours of game footage of prospects, Wunderlich scores, Pro Day results, the Combine, interviews, and comprehensive medical exams and still manage to fuck up at least half of their draft picks in a given year. College coaches have even worse track records when it comes to talent evaluation. Trying to project not just future success but stardom for a high school kid is stupid.

Throwing money at anyone other than 5-star level recruits is a horrible investment.

The 5-star guys were and will continue to attend the same 10-15 schools with or without NIL. What concerns me is that schools like Iowa that recruit and develop undervalued guys are going to get poached once Iowa develops the players.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Yep

 

[Truant]

Just found a video of a RB Iowa is hot after in the portal!

If football doesn’t work out he could join the swim team…oh wait.

 

[Gushawk]

Finding decent to good WRs is literally the easiest position to do so. It’s like finding a good RB in 1985. They’re everywhere.

finding one with a personality that Kirk likes that is willing to play here, however, is some needle in a haystack bullshit

 

[douglasbader]

finding one with a personality that Kirk likes that is willing to play here, however, is some needle in a haystack bullshit

Lol. Fuck off with this.

 

[Gushawk]

You know it’s true, douglas

 

[douglasbader]

You know it’s true, douglas

It's not.

 

[Gushawk]

Let’s see how this all plays out and revisit.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

The 5-star guys were and will continue to attend the same 10-15 schools with or without NIL.

We just got two five-star players in back-to-back years that we wouldnt have gotten without NIL.

It's the 3-star players that blow up that other schools are going to throw cash at.

 

[The Dad]

It's not.

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa about to get a WR.

AJ Henning

 

[Shawneemicks]

7 catches

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Iowa about to get a WR.

AJ Henning

He appears to be their Arland Bruce and I would assume theirs is better than ours.

A.J. Henning ‘embraces’ role he plays in Michigan’s scheme

The wide receiver has become a jack-of-all-trades for the Wolverines this season

www.maizenbrew.com

 

[Gushawk]

Decent punt returner has done nothing (less than Bruce) as a receiver to date.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Michigan's worst WR is most likely better than our best.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Decent punt returner has done nothing (less than Bruce) as a receiver to date.

 

[fossilhawk]

Their main punt returner too. Seems like Black Charlie Jones to me.

I, for one, will take him.

 

[The Dad]

He didn’t play scat back at Ankeny, so that’s a plus.

 

[cloudhawk]

And doesn't appear to be a slasher type

 

[BuffettHawk]

What was his recent surgery?

Is he currently in an iron lung?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

He didn’t play scat back at Ankeny, so that’s a plus.

I read that he just had a lung transplant, so as long as his body doesn't reject them, he should be a good one.