**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[Soda Popinski]

Holy fuck, do any of you morons actually watch or follow Iowa football? Are you remotely aware that Terry Roberts isn't a starter for Iowa?

Just updating the thread, hermano.

 

[The Dad]

Come on Halo, get your shit together. Sounding like a bunch of CycloneFanatic fucksticks today.

IowaFan is actually the polar opposite of CyFan. You’re 1000% more CyFan than the true miserable IowaFan fuckwads.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'd still rather have Roberts than raiding the FCS/Ivy League ranks

 

[douglasbader]

IowaFan is actually the polar opposite of CyFan. You’re 1000% more CyFan than the true miserable IowaFan fuckwads.

IowaFan and CycloneFan are equally dumb, and that is what the reference is to.

 

[douglasbader]

I'd still rather have Roberts than raiding the FCS/Ivy League ranks

Sure, but he is looking for something you can't give him. He wants to get paid and he wants to start.

 

[Squat Cobbler]

I think many are aware. Would be a little more reassuring if the 3rd CB was Roberts instead of Heinz or Hall in the event Harris has any setbacks with his knee or Cooper gets TKO'd again.

Absolutely. Iowa always seems to have a cb or two go down throughout the year

 

[Creed]

Was really hoping Braelon Allen was going to buttfuck the badgers. That’s one of the more disappointing parts of the portal so far.

 

[Harlan]

Holy fuck, do any of you morons actually watch or follow Iowa football? Are you remotely aware that Terry Roberts isn't a starter for Iowa?

God damn it! Be REAL Hawk fans like Doug! Unwashed scum.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[CamelTones]

Tyler Barnes started following this white guy who just portaled himself.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I was told that good teams don’t take the whites as receivers.

 

[nikolausp]

He was good….when he played.

Problem is he was always fucking injured. I think the defense and special teams will fare just fine…just as it had for the majority of the past 2 seasons

Maybe he got injured fucking.

 

[rodg12]

 

[Creed]

Tyler Barnes started following this white guy who just portaled himself.

Yes please. Want.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

You act as if Iowa isn't going after more CB's. In fact, Phil Parker has one coming in on Saturday that might commit.

Oh, Jesus. I did not know that Phil Parker had one coming in that might commit.

Here's hoping he doesn't own a machete.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Can we all agree that Iowa (Kirk, his retarded son-in-law, Brian ((his retarded son)) and all of them) will not prosper in this type of environment and that there will be FAR MORE misses than hits?

"Is this what we're supposed to be doing?"

Just a year ago, we were recruiting Alec Wick and them touting him prior to the season.

We have the least capable coaching staff, possibly in the country, to be operating in this type of environment.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Tyler Barnes started following this white guy who just portaled himself.

I assume this white guy is better than any WR on Iowa's roster, so sure.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Kirk has to be fired if this is to continue to be the way of the world.

 

[CamelTones]

Can we all agree that Iowa (Kirk, his retarded son-in-law, Brian ((his retarded son)) and all of them) will not prosper in this type of environment and that there will be FAR MORE misses than hits?

"Is this what we're supposed to be doing?"

Just a year ago, we were recruiting Alec Wick and them touting him prior to the season.

We have the least capable coaching staff, possibly in the country, to be operating in this type of environment.

Typing old and white would have saved you 32 seconds.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Typing old and white would have saved you 32 seconds.

His retarded son-in-law isn't old...but he's a retarded retard.

 

[Geese]

If we land every kid Barnes follows we'll have 200 players next year

 

[OlePeep]

I still can’t get over the continued “scholar-athlete” ruse: “ We’re going to pay you 10x the median US household income to play football here, but, uh, you have to take at least 12 credit hours on campus as part of it.”

 

[CamelTones]

If we land every kid Barnes follows we'll have 200 players next year

Unlimited scholarships might be coming (why not make this dumber?) so might as well get ahead of it.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

If we land every kid Barnes follows we'll have 200 players next year

Although clearly behind the scenes, you have to wonder what role Mary plays in Iowa Football.

Does she specialize in recruiting, player development...what is it?

How is she paid?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Unlimited scholarships might be coming (why not make this dumber?) so might as well get ahead of it.

It is coming. Certainty

 

[BillyBob]

I have full confidence that Ferentz and sons are the ones to navigate Iowa Football/the Ferentz family business through The Portal!

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I have full confidence that Ferentz and sons are the ones to navigate Iowa Football/the Ferentz family business through The Portal!

Don't forget Mary!!!

She took a year off from the Oline to care for a grandchild and look what happened.

Word on the street is that she'll be back next year, teaching the boys how to get low.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Don't forget Mary!!!

She took a year off from the Oline to care for a grandchild and look what happened.

Word on the street is that she'll be back next year, teaching the boys how to get low.

Does she have any eligibility left?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Does she have any eligibility left?

She stopped competitive squatting when Doyle left.

She'd be worthless, now.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

And?

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Arland Bruce is a butt fuck fag

 

[gable_guy]

The NIL Transfers make Bowl Pick-ems a real crapshoot.

 

[Shawneemicks]

How any P5 program can look at Arlands “tape” and think he’s deserving of a scholarship I have no idea what they’re looking at.

 

[Brad Wesley]

How any P5 program can look at Arlands “tape” and think he’s deserving of a scholarship I have no idea what they’re looking at.

A team desperate for depth?

 

[BBK]

My dad still has some tapes

 

[Shawneemicks]

A team desperate for depth?

I don’t even see that. He’s a depth guy at MAC level imo

 

[hawkeyealum]

Maybe he’s the locker room dong guy

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

How any P5 program can look at Arlands “tape” and think he’s deserving of a scholarship I have no idea what they’re looking at.

We recruited and played Gavin Williams a significant amount.

We did the same for Arland.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Disgusting

 

[cloudhawk]

We recruited and played Gavin Williams a significant amount.

We did the same for Arland.

I'm not a Mekhi fan either.

Gavin Williams is/will be better than both.

Quality WATT Gold here from my man Doug- the difference a year makes

 

[The Dad]

Quality WATT Gold here from my man Doug- the difference a year makes

Welcome to the group text.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Maybe he’s the locker room dong guy

This has had me chuckling since you posted it.

 

[douglasbader]

Quality WATT Gold here from my man Doug- the difference a year makes

I meant the other Williams. RATT.

 

[cloudhawk]

The other Gavin Williams?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Doug needs shut down for awhile

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Ok...now that the initial rush has subsided and the realization that attempted murder is a disqualifying event, let's get 5 offensive linemen.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

We recruited and played Gavin Williams a significant amount.

We did the same for Arland.

Some people argued with me on this very board that Arland was good. A real playmaker. I think it was Keagan who @Alan Lomax declared the best Iowa WR in years - based on 17 receptions as a freshman. Arland sucks and who knows if Keagan is anything more than a marginal talent.

So the retardation isn't limited to the coaching staff.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Some people argued with me on this very board that Arland was good. A real playmaker. I think it was Keagan who @Alan Lomax declared the best Iowa WR in years - based on 17 receptions as a freshman. Arland sucks and who knows if Keagan is anything more than a marginal talent.

So the retardation isn't limited to the coaching staff.

 

[Harlan]

Lomax just got called the fuck out.