**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[douglasbader]

Mouse bader is going to get K'dTFO'd and lit up if his predictions don't materialize.

I'm right here, mother fucker.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

K'dTFO'd

I was trying to type TKO to someone at work and ended up with KTFO'd and it made me smile

 

[BBK]

RATT

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Mouse bader is going to get K'dTFO'd and lit up if his predictions don't materialize.

I would like to have a list of his "predictions" so that we can check them off.

I know one was Holden...

 

[The Full Monte]

I would like to have a list of his "predictions" so that we can check them off.

I know one was Holden...

That one can not be held against him.

 

[BuffettHawk]

That one can not be held against him.

LOL

 

[IceManX722]

Mouse bader is going to get K'dTFO'd and lit up if his predictions don't materialize.

Lamp that fucker if they don't.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I’ll go on the record and say that don’t think Jon Budamyr represents the necessary change.

If he’s named OC, can we call him ButtMayor and can I take the credit?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

If he’s named OC, can we call him ButtMayor and can I take the credit?

Yes. No.

 

[BBK]

Pudamyr

 

[Lee Beevers]

I'm hearing for OC Mike Leach might be available

I laughed because I’m a bad person.

 

[BuffettHawk]

That one can not be held against him.

If the roles were reversed, Dougless would certainly see the nuance in how that prediction went wrong, and he would further refrain from expressing any sort of frustration in how that poster was incorrect.

 

[The Dad]

I’m happy all the other programs in America are following the gentleman’s agreement to not make any changes and delay the majority of their portal signings until after this imaginary February 1st line in the sand.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Can people just please stay positive?

PLZ!

Great advice! That's what I always try to do

 

[BBK]

I laughed because I’m a bad person.

Probably better than Brian at the moment

 

[Mr. Hawk]

If the roles were reversed, Dougless would certainly see the nuance in how that prediction went wrong, and he would further refrain from expressing any sort of frustration in how that poster was incorrect.

*...in 12 consecutive multi-paragraph posts each saying essentially the same thing.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

My goal for the rest of the year is to make ButtMayor and Bobtimism things. My own fetch, so to speak.

 

[BillyBob]

Stay positive, Kurt has his son in law dealing with this portal business.

 

[BBK]

If the roles were reversed, Dougless would certainly see the nuance in how that prediction went wrong, and he would further refrain from expressing any sort of frustration in how that poster was incorrect.

 

[BBK]

Stay positive, Kurt has his son in law dealing with this portal business.

DJK?

 

[The Dad]

Stay positive, Kurt has his son in law dealing with this portal business.

Perspective offensive recruits are super receptive to his “there are lots of different ways to win” messaging.

 

[douglasbader]

Oh look, I logged onto HaloFanatic.

Can't tell this place and Cyclone Fanatic and Hawkeye Heaven apart at this point.

 

[Geese]

Your brain is literally broken and unable to function without falling into spiraling negativity.

The guy who said Keagan had no choice but to leave bc of how much the fans talked about it is claiming someone else's brain is broken lmao

 

[Debit One]

That one can not be held against him.

RATT?

 

[IceManX722]

Oh look, I logged onto HaloFanatic.

Can't tell this place and Cyclone Fanatic and Hawkeye Heaven apart at this point.

Are you making predictions there too?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Oh look, I logged onto HaloFanatic.

Can't tell this place and Cyclone Fanatic and Hawkeye Heaven apart at this point.

We have become WaLoFanatic

 

[Bob Sanders]

The guy who said Keagan had no choice but to leave bc of how much the fans talked about it is claiming someone else's brain is broken lmao

You are a dumb motherfucker.

 

[The Dad]

@Fair and Balanced can you do some more of those Bob and Doug sittin in a tree things?

 

[Debit One]

Gus goes down!

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob wearing matching heart pendants

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Fresh Fruit sittin’ in a tree
R-A-T-T-I-N-G
First goes Gattis, then goes Keagan
Sanders and Dougie in the retard wagon

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob riding on a tandem bike together

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob naming stars after one another

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob sharing a movie night, and Doug puts Bob's favourite movie on

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob sharing the same milkshake with two straws

 

[Gushawk]

Doug and Bob naming stars after one another

 

[Bob Sanders]

I refused to attend a game this year for the first time in at least a decade because I was that negative on the Brian/Spencer combo. GTFO with this demanding positivity shit.

The constant memeing about how terrible everything will be next year before we know who the coaches and players will be is straight up dogshit. Sports are supposed to be fun. Endless drain-circling negativity about the future just means that you are a terrible person with a purely negative outlook on life.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Bob remembers Doug's birthday and tells him "Happy birthday."

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Doug and Bob enjoying a fresh melon and berries in the morning.

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob listening to Delilah together

 

[douglasbader]

Good things are coming, boyz.

Eric All is in the bag. Hausmann doesn't want to take any more visits. TeSalaa deciding this week and his parents aren't the Miami types.

Multiple other guys still being pursued and visits likely.

I'm going to have fun laughing at most of you in the coming days.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Oh look, I logged onto HaloFanatic.

Can't tell this place and Cyclone Fanatic and Hawkeye Heaven apart at this point.

Huh? Wouldn’t HaloFanatic be MORE optimistic than regular old Halo unrealistically so?

Seems like you have this one backwards.

Bob liked it though.

It does open up a good “Bob and Doug as our Randy Petersons” joke though.

 

[The Dad]

I refused to attend a game this year for the first time in at least a decade because I was that negative on the Brian/Spencer combo. GTFO with this demanding positivity shit.

The constant memeing about how terrible everything will be next year before we know who the coaches and players will be is straight up dogshit. Sports are supposed to be fun. Endless drain-circling negativity about the future just means that you are a terrible person with a purely negative outlook on life.

It’s because the same dipshits who fucked up the season are now fucking up the off-season, Bob. Is that super hard to understand?

 

[Bob Sanders]

It’s because the same dipshits who fucked up the season are now fucking up the off-season, Bob. Is that super hard to understand?

You do not know that.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Good things are coming, boyz.

Eric All is in the bag. Hausmann doesn't want to take any more visits. TeSalaa deciding this week and his parents aren't the Miami types.

Multiple other guys still being pursued and visits likely.

I'm going to have fun laughing at most of you in the coming days.

I hope you are right, my man.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Doug and Bob listening to Delilah together

This is very fertile ground.

 

[Orestes]

I refused to attend a game this year for the first time in at least a decade because I was that negative on the Brian/Spencer combo. GTFO with this demanding positivity shit.

The constant memeing about how terrible everything will be next year before we know who the coaches and players will be is straight up dogshit. Sports are supposed to be fun. Endless drain-circling negativity about the future just means that you are a terrible person with a purely negative outlook on life.

 

[Gushawk]

Some people are able to compartmentalize, Bob. If and when there are reasons for optimism regarding the 2023 Iowa football offense, I’ll have it.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Nah, I 100% think that all of you dipshits are miserable human beings.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I refused to attend a game this year for the first time in at least a decade because I was that negative on the Brian/Spencer combo. GTFO with this demanding positivity shit.

That seems pretty negative. You should go to the bobtometrist and get that frown turned upside down.