**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[BBK]

Doug and Bob giggling at the first time Bob worked up the courage to fart in front of Doug

 

[Orestes]

It’s because the same dipshits who fucked up the season are now fucking up the off-season, Bob. Is that super hard to understand?

No. We're no longer allowed to have any negativity now that the season is over. We're supposed to believe that people who have been complete and utter dipshits for 6 years have fixed it in about three weeks but will totally let everyone in on their secret in a month. And it we express any skepticism we're terrible people who are ruining sports.

I would like it a little better if Bob would record himself yelling at us in the driver's seat of a truck, preferably with some camo Oakleys resting on the bill of his ball cap.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm choosing my target on who to make fun of the most once commits and changes happen, but right now my list is the following....

@The Dad
@Gushawk
@Debit One
@BBK

The list will grow. Prepare yourselves.

 

[BBK]

I already put the pig in my anus

 

[Dolomitey]

Sour fruit

 

[douglasbader]

No. We're no longer allowed to have any negativity now that the season is over. We're supposed to believe that people who have been complete and utter dipshits for 6 years have fixed it in about three weeks but will totally let everyone in on their secret in a month. And it we express any skepticism we're terrible people who are ruining sports.

I would like it a little better if Bob would record himself yelling at us in the driver's seat of a truck, preferably with some camo Oakleys resting on the bill of his ball cap.

Lol. You mean the guys that won 12, 8, 9, 10, 10 and likely 8 games over that time?

What dipshits!

 

[kenos]

I already put the pig in my anus

pics?

 

[Orestes]

Lol. You mean the guys that won 12, 8, 9, 10, 10 and likely 8 games over that time?

What dipshits!

This is unbecoming of you, douglas.

 

[douglasbader]

Huh? Wouldn’t HaloFanatic be MORE optimistic than regular old Halo unrealistically so?

Seems like you have this one backwards.

Bob liked it though.

It does open up a good “Bob and Doug as our Randy Petersons” joke though.

No, the comparison is the delusion. They are delusional one way, Iowa fans delusional in a different but equally stupid way.

 

[BBK]

pics?

naw these fags would ban me

 

[Hawkstrat]

Lol. You mean the guys that won 12, 8, 9, 10, 10 and likely 8 games over that time?

What dipshits!

No, we love Phil.

 

[douglasbader]

@Orestes is on the list now as well.

 

[Gushawk]

Point of order: I will accept zero mockery related to new Offensive Coordinator Jon Budamyr, and in fact will mock you back relentlessly if you even try.

If we land the Nebrantska LB and 3 quality receivers (with offers from other bowl bound P5 programs), I’ll accept appropriate mockery on the personnel front.

 

[douglasbader]

Point of order: I will accept zero mockery related to new Offensive Coordinator Jon Budamyr, and in fact will mock you back relentlessly if you even try.

If we land the Nebrantska LB and 3 quality receivers (with offers from other bowl bound P5 programs), I’ll accept appropriate mockery on the personnel front.

I'm going to mock the shit out of you, Gustang.

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob sharing the same mic at karaoke

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug sharing a toothbrush

 

[Orestes]

@Orestes is on the list now as well.

Lulz. Go do some HaloGold searches. You'll find that I have been quite reserved and careful in all of this. I have made a grand total of 0 wheelchair-esque comments.

I just think it's super fucking reasonable to be a bit skeptical here and think the Bob and Doug Alliance is amusing.

 

[Gushawk]

I'm going to mock the shit out of you, Gustang.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Doug and Bob sharing the same mic at karaoke

Islands in the Stream

 

[Kamala]

I love this thread

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob making fondue together

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug doing the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti kiss thing.

 

[thrawn]

I appreciate Doug’s commitment to calling 2020 a 10-win season. Gus should be held accountable for getting the season partly canceled.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I'm choosing my target on who to make fun of the most once commits and changes happen, but right now my list is the following....

@The Dad
@Gushawk
@Debit One
@BBK

The list will grow. Prepare yourselves.

 

[douglasbader]

I appreciate Doug’s commitment to calling 2020 a 10-win season. Gus should be held accountable for getting the season partly canceled.

I left out the 2020 season.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Doug texting Bob to have him look up to the stars so they can share a view.

 

[thrawn]

I left out the 2020 season.

oh that’s right. Counting is hard.

gus is still to be held responsible.

 

[Kamala]

Doug pours the eggnog while Bob puts the star on the tree

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob playing Twister together

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Probably better than Brian at the moment

I would take a deceased Mike Leach as OC over Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz

 

[Creed]

How’s the OL coming together?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug repeatedly using the phrase “that’s so us”.

 

[Kamala]

Doug and Bob surprising each other with new cars in the driveway with bows on them

 

[MikeyJoe]

Doug riding on the handlebars of Bob's bicycle.

 

[douglasbader]

How’s the OL coming together?

Pretty good. Have the #1 OT 5* coming in.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

B/D.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Doug changing his ringtone for Bob to “Wind Beneath My Wings”.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Bob and Doug getting a couples massage while on vacation at the Sandals Resort.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I love this thread

Full HaLo

 

[thrawn]

Doug and Bob doing a little transferring via portals IYKIM

 

[Harlan]

I'm choosing my target on who to make fun of the most once commits and changes happen, but right now my list is the following....

@The Dad
@Gushawk
@Debit One
@BBK

The list will grow. Prepare yourselves.

Doug =

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob sharing his 48 character password with Doug

 

[Harlan]

Doug and Bob sharing the same mic at karaoke

What are they singing?

 

[Harlan]

Islands in the Stream

Thank you

 

[brantshawks]

Bob and Doug repeatedly using the phrase “that’s so us”.

Us by a million.

 

[Harlan]

Bob and Doug can throw a pretty mean game of bags.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Bob and Doug also like playing cornhole

 

[Geese]

My favorite thing about Bob is claiming this was the first year he didn't go to a game in a decade bc the team was so shitty and in the next breath saying SPORTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN STOP BEING NEGATIVE!!

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug frolicking through the pumpkin patch.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Bob and Doug taking in some easy-listening tunes sung by coff, while at the farmer's market.