**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[Thomas Wolsey]

Doug and Bob picking out a quirky wine opener at Arts Fest.

 

[Geese]

douglasbader
Bob

 

[Bob Sanders]

My favorite thing about Bob is claiming this was the first year he didn't go to a game in a decade bc the team was so shitty and in the next breath saying SPORTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN STOP BEING NEGATIVE!!

I think the issue is that you lack any ability to comprehend the posts that I have made today.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Doug caring enough to make sure Bob’s morning coffee is exactly 132.7 degrees.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Bob and Doug shopping for *fresh* organics at the New Pioneer Co-op.

 

[IowaWigman]

Doug tells Bob he’s a coffee drinker.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Doug and Bob, photographing historic churches.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Doug and Bob going apple picking on a lovely fall morning.

 

[BBK]

Doug and Bob wearing matching Christmas onesies

 

[Geese]

DOUG AND BOB FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS

 

[BBK]

DOUG AND BOB FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS

That's just too far

 

[fuisu98]

Doug and Bob both reach for the same cucumber and sharing a knowing glance

 

[MikeyJoe]

Doug and Bob going antiquing.

 

[Harlan]

DOUG AND BOB FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS

Grow up

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

In terms of YPG, here is more than a decade's worth of Kirk Ferentz:

2022 130
2021 121
2020 88
2019 99
2018 92
2017 117
2016 121
2015 72
2014 66
2013 84
2012 117

It's all so awful that it's pretty tough to figure out where he made the 'big changes.' I think O'Keefe left in 2011 when Iowa finished 76th. Greg Davis took over (big change!) and Iowa immediately got worse. Next big change was hiring his greasy turd of a son in 2017. As you can see above, Iowa's offensive actually got even worse.

Kirk's shitty offense is a feature, not a bug. The change in OC, if there is one, will be more of the same. No OC worth a shit is going to take a job at Iowa where he'll have to work from Kirk's ancient playbook. So, it'll be Budmayr and the super sunny Bobtimistic types will be all "SEE?! He's making changes!!"

 

[hurtztopee]

Bob and Doug doing the popcorn trick to each other at the movie theater.

 

[Debit One]

Doug and Bob meeting for brunch.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

In terms of YPG, here is more than a decade's worth of Kirk Ferentz:

2022 130
2021 121
2020 88
2019 99
2018 92
2017 117
2016 121
2015 72
2014 66
2013 84
2012 117

It's all so awful that it's pretty tough to figure out where he made the 'big changes.' I think O'Keefe left in 2011 when Iowa finished 76th. Greg Davis took over (big change!) and Iowa immediately got worse. Next big change was hiring his greasy turd of a son in 2017. As you can see above, Iowa's offensive actually got even worse.

Kirk's shitty offense is a feature, not a bug. The change in OC, if there is one, will be more of the same. No OC worth a shit is going to take a job at Iowa where he'll have to work from Kirk's ancient playbook. So, it'll be Budmayr and the super sunny Bobtimistic types will be all "SEE?! He's making changes!!"

Tempo free PLZ

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Doug and Bob meeting for brunch.

Meeting?

 

[douglasbader]

Doug and Bob taking turns fucking all of your wives and moms.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Bob and Doug stand up paddleboarding on Lake Travis

 

[BluesHawk]

Doug and Bob painting each other's toenails.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Bob and Doug, sharing an umbrella after they got caught in a down pour coming home from Crate and Barrel.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Bob and Doug sitting front row at the Taylor Swift concert.

 

[BluesHawk]

Bob and Doug having a snowball fight, then sharing a blanket in front of the fireplace to warm up.

 

[BBK]

Bob and Doug sitting front row at the Taylor Swift concert.

Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street

 

[Soda Popinski]

I'm Team Doug.

Not Team Bob, howerver.

 

[thrawn]

Tempo free PLZ

2003: 73
2004: 102
2005: 22
2006: 37
2007: 108
2008: 32
2009: 79
2010: 22
2011: 61

2012: 118
2013: 85
2014: 65
2015: 53
2016: 98

2017: 103
2018: 86
2019: 84
2020: 78
2021: 121
2022: 126

 

[Alan Lomax]

2003: 73
2004: 102
2005: 22
2006: 37
2007: 108
2008: 32
2009: 79
2010: 22
2011: 61

2012: 118
2013: 85
2014: 65
2015: 53
2016: 98

2017: 103
2018: 86
2019: 84
2020: 78
2021: 121
2022: 126

 

[thrawn]

It’s also definitely not always been a KF by design thing. The KOK median for his last nine years was 61. Average was 59.5 even with 2004 (every RB injured) and 2007 (Jake C). Those years were KOK outliers that have become the norm.

 

[The Dad]

In terms of YPG, here is more than a decade's worth of Kirk Ferentz:

2022 130
2021 121
2020 88
2019 99
2018 92
2017 117
2016 121
2015 72
2014 66
2013 84
2012 117

It's all so awful that it's pretty tough to figure out where he made the 'big changes.' I think O'Keefe left in 2011 when Iowa finished 76th. Greg Davis took over (big change!) and Iowa immediately got worse. Next big change was hiring his greasy turd of a son in 2017. As you can see above, Iowa's offensive actually got even worse.

Kirk's shitty offense is a feature, not a bug. The change in OC, if there is one, will be more of the same. No OC worth a shit is going to take a job at Iowa where he'll have to work from Kirk's ancient playbook. So, it'll be Budmayr and the super sunny Bobtimistic types will be all "SEE?! He's making changes!!"

There are lots of ways to win!!! - Doug, Bob, Kirk’s dipshit son in law

 

[thrawn]

Brian’s average YPP rank is 99.67. If they drop two spots thanks to the bowl, they’ll be at a clean 100 average.

 

[Truant]

doug and bob wearing vials of each other’s blood around their necks.

 

[Debit One]

2003: 73
2004: 102
2005: 22
2006: 37
2007: 108
2008: 32
2009: 79
2010: 22
2011: 61

2012: 118
2013: 85
2014: 65
2015: 53
2016: 98

2017: 103
2018: 86
2019: 84
2020: 78
2021: 121
2022: 126

It would appear that a) KOK was working miracles given his constraints, b) GDGD, who we all wanted to be run out of IC, wasn't as bad as c) Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz, who is terrible at his job.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I think it was more that the zone blocking was novel during the KOK era. Over time most Big Ten defenses have figured out how to defend the stretch play.

Because Brian and Kirk don't understand how to adjust, they just run into the teeth of defenses designed specifically to stop the stretch play. KOK's presence as QB coach during the Brian degeneration suggests that he wouldn't have done much better.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

That's just too far

Plus it’s just assumed.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I think it was more that the zone blocking was novel during the KOK era. Over time most Big Ten defenses have figured out how to defend the stretch play.

Because Brian and Kirk don't understand how to adjust, they just run into the teeth of defenses designed specifically to stop the stretch play. KOK's presence as QB coach during the Brian degeneration suggests that he wouldn't have done much better.

Seems awfully negative, Bob.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug sharing a Facebook page.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug giggling as they share their favourite quotes from Friends.

 

[Gushawk]

Bob and Doug giggling as they share their favourite quotes from Friends.

both big Ross fans, no doubt

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug, sipping white wine while they analyze each outfit as stars arrive for the Oscars.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug, surprising each other on Christmas morning with tickets to the next Bravofest with Andy Cohen.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Doug, getting matching HBAM ankle tattoos.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Bob and Doug at facebook.com/bobanddoug

 

[Hawkstrat]

Taking autumn drives to look at the changing leaves.

 

[thrawn]

The cutest Airbnb

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Bob and Doug taking a cooking class together.

 

[Revolver]

This all reminds me of that famous Bob Dylan song.

Right at the time, Dougie’s line
Threw the Bob a like when he whined, didn’t you?
Sources call say “Brian’s gone, NIL deals on”
We said they were all shitting you.

Doug used to…laugh about. When they said Brian would take Spencer out.
Now he’s talking just as loud, and he’s feeling oh so proud. About who’ll be signing the next NIL deal.

How does it feel…..how does it feel? To be with Bob alone. Realism not condoned. On the Retard Throne.

 

[cloudhawk]

Bob and Doug registered at Target