**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[HiG 2.0]

I’m having Tito’s in your hood rn

I’m housesitting by UST right now.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

USTeez nuts

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

@The Dad says that Dr Christine Grant was a “lesbo lover girl”. The dude is a straight up sexist homophobic troglodyte. And so is his group text buddy the Deucer.

I believe he's called me a fat titted lesbian in the last 30 days.

I am not a lesbian.

 

[ivan_drago]

I believe he's called me a fat titted lesbian in the last 30 days.

I am not a lesbian.

You don’t like women? Ok. Loser. More chicks for me.

 

[jabberjaw]

I believe he's called me a fat titted lesbian in the last 30 days.

I am not a lesbian.

It’s almost 2023. We won’t judge.

 

[Kamala]

I believe he's called me a fat titted lesbian in the last 30 days.

I am not a lesbian.

I may have typed that exact phrase into a pornhub search engine.

 

[6deuce]

@The Dad says that Dr Christine Grant was a “lesbo lover girl”. The dude is a straight up sexist homophobic troglodyte. And so is his group text buddy the Deucer.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

no, but we were a pioneer in gender equality in sports which resulted in decades of lesbian dickheads getting away with anything and trying to ruin the athletic department.

if you notice now, all the female coaches are big public supporter of both the men’s teams and the leadership in the athletic department.

Christine Grant had the ability to connect people. Jane Meyer is a giant fucking cunt.

Until 2000 the women weren't in the men's athletic department. Grant was an independent AD in charge of a separate women's athletic department. After she retired, they merged the departments, and since Bump had left in 1990, there weren't any grown-ups left to run the place. The result is what you see, which may end up as a bigger mess than what Evy left behind.

 

[The Dad]

@The Dad says that Dr Christine Grant was a “lesbo lover girl”. The dude is a straight up sexist homophobic troglodyte. And so is his group text buddy the Deucer.

 

[Hawkstrat]

More like troglodyke.

 

[6deuce]

More like troglodyke.

More like faggot…amirite!?!

 

[kenos]

Frankly I’m relieved you walked back the contents in the parenthesis.

Wouldn’t want TH74 to ‘bow you, nor would I want you to think you don’t belong to this moral community.

I bowed your mom. Well, bent, really. But bowed works, too.

 

[TVan]

I may have typed that exact phrase into a pornhub search engine.

“Stinky fat titted lesbian”?

 

[BngHawk]

“Stinky fat titted lesbian”?

Your mom always turns around when I yell that at the wal mart.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

“Stinky fat titted lesbian”?

@BBK has told us some girls that get paid to fart on camera. Now we know it was @Kamala paying them.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Your mom always turns around when I yell that at the wal mart.

I feel like most people would turn if someone shouted that.

 

[cloudhawk]

I'm purposely not going to turn anymore if someone shouts that because it would seem like a trap

 

[TVan]

Your mom always turns around when I yell that at the wal mart.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[gable_guy]

 

[hawkeyealum]

Fullback transfer market is bigger than I thought it would be

 

[Hawkstrat]

Seems like the right level

 

[BBK]

NIU has produced a good amount of pro RBs over the years

 

[BluesHawk]

All things considered, it seems like a good move for him.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Considering Iowa, Kansas and Georgia Tech. Was scheduled to visit Kansas next week, so Iowa should be sitting pretty well.

 

[BVHawk95]

Considering Iowa, Kansas and Georgia Tech. Was scheduled to visit Kansas next week, so Iowa should be sitting pretty well.

Iowa

GT also just hired a new WR coach who he has no relationship with.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Iowa

GT also just hired a new WR coach who he has no relationship with.

That really has minimal bearing imo

 

[Hawkstrat]

NIL guy hinting that it's Iowa. I might be Gussing the highlights, but I ain't checking.

 

[The Full Monte]

Feel pretty good about the Hawks in this one

 

[BBK]

He looks fine, but in our shitty offense who the fuck knows

 

[Brownzy]

It is Iowa. That’s Flipper Andersons son and has 3 years to play. Not too shabby…..

 

[Pinehawk]

He looks fine, but in our shitty offense who the fuck knows

We would actually have to throw it downfield to find out if he‘s any good.

 

[BBK]

Seth Anderson makes him sound like a white

 

[CleteyColgate]

Seth Anderson makes him sound like a white

More jackassery

 

[cloudhawk]

GIS Seth reveals
SETH- Ancient God of chaos
Seth Curry
Seth Carr
Seth Williams
Alot of whites

 

[hawkeyealum]

He looks fine, but in our shitty offense who the fuck knows

All the routes in those videos are far too downfield for a Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz offense

 

[ivan_drago]

LOL. They’re not signing any wide outs! Okay sure they are now but who cares I’m miserable

 

[The Dad]

If that kid actually ends up signing with Iowa then everyone should be happy about it. But it needs to be the beginning, not the end.

That said, any WR who commits to this team under current offensive leadership is a fucking moron.

 

[CurdMan]

I know there has been some talk of more Michigan guys coming to Iowa. Seems like AJ Henning has been rumored most. Anderson and Henning along with Ragaini and Vines is ok. Those top two guys seem to have a lot more speed than anything we had this year. Have to pick up a plug and play tackle and then hope that McNamara can throw his way out of teams stacking the box against us

 

[RiotFan]

I know there has been some talk of more Michigan guys coming to Iowa. Seems like AJ Henning has been rumored most. Anderson and Henning along with Ragaini and Vines is ok. Those top two guys seem to have a lot more speed than anything we had this year. Have to pick up a plug and play tackle and then hope that McNamara can throw his way out of teams stacking the box against us

You also have to scheme and play-call your way out of teams stacking the box. A perennial issue for Iowa back to before BF.

 

[ivan_drago]

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[Hawkstrat]

Fuck off!

 

[ivan_drago]

Fuckin owned

 

[ivan_drago]

I am so depressed. Its hopeless! He’s probably hurt or an idiot!!!

 

[SuperHans]

Same high school as Goodson

 

[BBK]

Happy to be Sethy

 

[BBK]

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
We're running 4 yard outs
On 3rd and nine
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Our QB is Spencer Petras
Best put on your depends

I want your Seth
I want your love
I want your Seth
I want your....Seth

 

[MisterFalcon]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fully expected “Seth” to be white, even Jewish