**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[Hawkstrat]

He seems big and mean.

 

[RiotFan]

Now that they've got this guy, hopefully they immediately stop recruiting the Stanford guy so they don't become a garbage program.

Hope Nick Dejong is ok.

 

[douglasbader]

One of the best portal QB's? Check
Arguably the best portal TE? Check
Flipper Anderson's son at WR? Check
One of the best OL transfers? Check
More WR's and OL coming? Check
New OC coming? Check

My message to the GroupText....

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Porta-dougie was right!!!!!!

 

[douglasbader]

Porta-dougie was right!!!!!!

 

[RiotFan]

One of the best portal QB's? Check
Arguably the best portal TE? Check
Flipper Anderson's son at WR? Check
One of the best OL transfers? Check
More WR's and OL coming? Check
New OC coming? Check

My message to the GroupText....

And Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz still on the payroll….

 

[douglasbader]

Patience, my friend.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Flipper Anderson's son.

LOL.

 

[Lee Beevers]

@The Dad and group texters humiliated

 

[BuffettHawk]

I want that cracker WR from the Christian school.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Hey dudes have your seen the board this afternoon? Doug is really clowning us. What should we say?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

#TeamDoug

 

[douglasbader]

Flipper Anderson's son.

LOL.

 

[The Dad]

@The Dad and group texters humiliated

The only claim ever made by the group texters is that Halo Randy is a faggot. Tag me when he says Brock Purdy isn’t a neat story.

 

[The Dad]

Hey dudes have your seen the board this afternoon? Doug is really clowning us. What should we say?

Oh look, another neat story faggot enthusiastically gagging on Randy’s mouse dick.

 

[gable_guy]

Now that they've got this guy, hopefully they immediately stop recruiting the Stanford guy so they don't become a garbage program.

Sorry is I missed it -what’s wrong with the Stanford guy? Part of a bad program?

 

[Revolver]

I want that cracker WR from the Christian school.

Or either of the Michigan WR.

 

[douglasbader]

Honest question, would you rather have the new OL commit or Proctor this year?

I think it's a pretty easy answer.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Sorry is I missed it -what’s wrong with the Stanford guy? Part of a bad program?

He's giving Bob shit. Bob made some big deal about development programs taking a big risk in getting too many transfers.

 

[Revolver]

Honest question, would you rather have the new OL commit or Proctor this year?

I think it's a pretty easy answer.

Agree. The key short term is putting together a solid group for Cade McNamara to be as successful as possible next season and veteran OL transfers like Parker are the better bet to do that.

 

[Creed]

He's giving Bob shit. Bob made some big deal about development programs taking a big risk in getting too many transfers.

I think Bob was distracted though as I believe he had Doug’s penus in his mouth (again).

 

[BBK]

It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to block for the worst QB in Americaaaa

 

[Soda Popinski]

Oh look, another neat story faggot enthusiastically gagging on Randy’s mouse dick.

You sure bring up neat story a lot.

 

[BBK]

One of the best portal QB's? Check
Arguably the best portal TE? Check
Flipper Anderson's son at WR? Check
One of the best OL transfers? Check
More WR's and OL coming? Check
New OC coming? Check

My message to the GroupText....

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Honest question, would you rather have the new OL commit or Proctor this year?

I think it's a pretty easy answer.

The transfer has 1 year of eligibility and is apparently not good enough to think he'll make an nfl team.

I'd take Proctor.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

It has yet to be finalized but it looks like the portal insanity will be a overall net gain for Iowa, though it doesn’t really matter as college football is now dead and we no longer care and should just be grateful for the 40 year run when we could enjoy the sport.

 

[BBK]

The transfer has 1 year of eligibility and is apparently not good enough to think he'll make an nfl team.

I'd take Proctor.

Kadyn's a faggot with a faggoty name

 

[neshawk]

And his mom is a greedy bitch.

 

[Uli Kunkel]

And fat

 

[BBK]

And fat

I hate fat people

 

[HerkyHopeful]

The transfer has 1 year of eligibility and is apparently not good enough to think he'll make an nfl team.

I'd take Proctor.

I'd take both. 3 legitimately shitty starters on the OL last year

 

[Shpadoinkle]

It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to block for the worst QB in Americaaaa

Spencer I’m lost I said…

 

[Brad Wesley]

Flipper Anderson's son.

LOL.

Remember how dominant Michael Jordan’s kid was at Illinois?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Guy from Biblebeater college is from the same high school as TeSlaa. Probably doesn't mean much, but it can't hurt.

 

[CamelTones]

He could have started at right tackle for Iowa last year.

 

[Pipiyopee]

If he is good at the game of football, I’m all for it. But he looks like the type of guy who drinks Cody road while smoking whole hogs in an old propane tank, iykwim.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

If he is good at the game of football, I’m all for it. But he looks like the type of guy who drinks Cody road while smoking whole hogs in an old propane tank, iykwim.

So he’ll fit right in on the offensive side of the ball

 

[cloudhawk]

Doesn't sound like TeSlaa is in at this point

 

[douglasbader]

Doesn't sound like TeSlaa is in at this point

Patience, my friend.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Hearing Henry Ellard’s kid might take a visit.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

The transfer has 1 year of eligibility and is apparently not good enough to think he'll make an nfl team.

I'd take Proctor.

But let's get excited over high level transfers

 

[douglasbader]

But let's get excited over high level transfers

Oh look, another group text loser shows up.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

Oh look, another group text loser shows up.

No group text. Curious who your insider info comes from.

 

[douglasbader]

No group text. Curious who your insider info comes from.

Your mom gave it to me.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

Your mom gave it to me.

You're from Mousecatine .

 

[douglasbader]

You're from Mousecatine .

You follow Barry Bonds around.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He seems big and mean.

And 40

 

[douglasbader]

Methcatine.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Methcatine.

you wouldn’t make fun of Tyson to his face