**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[douglasbader]

Where are these other players Mouse promised?

Bend over and I'll show you.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[Creed]

What a homo

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Mouse bader will answer for this!

 

[hawkeyealum]

Northwestern? Wtf

 

[WestMifflin]

Northwestern? Wtf

Their offense will be just give the ball to him any way possible. That's pretty much it.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Northwestern? Wtf

That was his plan in the fall. Playing at home and getting an NU degree is a big deal for him. When he announced he was transferring, Iowa pursued and had a good shot with the addition of McNamara. Northwestern recently added a solid QB and more touches available for Henning than Iowa after they added Kaleb Brown. Iowa would have taken him though and pursued to the end.

 

[douglasbader]

Mouse bader will answer for this!

Don't get greedy. He wasn't coming to Iowa to sit behind AJ Brown and Flipper Anderson's son.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Who

 

[26.2]

Did anyone actually expect him to come to Iowa? I sure didn't

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Assurances were made, Jogger.

 

[26.2]

Assurances were made, Jogger.

Link?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Just accept my allegations and we can both put the blame on Mouse.

 

[Soda Popinski]

McNamara said no thank you.

 

[KitKatApples]

Mouthed*

 

[26.2]

Just accept my allegations and we can both put the blame on Mouse.

Mouse has ingested waaaay too much mercury lately from all that fresh tilapia he's been getting.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Mouse has ingested waaaay too much mercury lately from all that fresh tilapia he's been getting.

Your wife smelled like fresh tilapia last night

 

[MikeyJoe]

Your wife smelled like fresh tilapia last night

I wouldn't have said fresh.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Your wife smelled like rotting tilapia last night

 

[The Dad]

More of a river fish fragrance, imo.

 

[26.2]

That smell was actually your soul, Greg.

 

[26.2]

I wouldn't have said fresh.

reported

 

[KitKatApples]

mean and nasty

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[Hawkstrat]

I'll have a comment on Roberts, but first I need to clean my shorts after seeing Kaleb Johnson and shitting myself.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I thought you were allowed to transfer through the portal once? did he not enroll at Miami?

 

[Shawneemicks]

He’s a dumbfuck

 

[douglasbader]

I thought you were allowed to transfer through the portal once? did he not enroll at Miami?

As long as you don't start the new year or some shit, you can still transfer.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Where will Mr. Glass go?

 

[Hawk24]

One of the Iowa assistants - either Woods or Bell - Tweeted a few weeks ago that there are a lot of people out there giving these kids bad advice. I’m thinking that may apply here.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

One of the Iowa assistants - either Woods or Bell - Tweeted a few weeks ago that there are a lot of people out there giving these kids bad advice. I’m thinking that may apply here.

I don’t think “stay healthy” is horrible advice, personally.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I wish someone would give spencer advice to leave

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I wish someone would give spencer advice to leave

Somebody gave him bad advice to stay

 

[hawkeyealum]

 

[CleteyColgate]

I wish someone would give spencer advice to leave

Does anyone have a link to HALO's Petras stalking cam?

 

[KitKatApples]

God damn it

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Does anyone have a link to HALO's Petras stalking cam?

If you click on the drop-down menu up top, it’s right underneath the Cletey’s Mom Gangbang cam.

 

[BBK]

I wish someone would give spencer advice to leave

I wouldn't take him at Augustana or Ambrose

 

[kenos]

If you click on the drop-down menu up top, it’s right underneath the Cletey’s Mom Gangbang cam.

Which is just underneath the Cletey's Dad Strapon cam

hard working family

 

[Mountain Hawk]

I wouldn't take him at Augustana or Ambrose

Luther might be desperate enough.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[WestMifflin]

Sparty loves BIG leftovers.

 

[KitKatApples]

Lets see if he stays healthy first?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Lets see if he stays on campus first

 

[KitKatApples]

A lot of hurdles to clear first

 

[Gushawk]

Sparty loves BIG leftovers.

I ain’t throwin them stones

 

[Herky823]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Gone