Former players thread

[L. Wade Childress]

I still think the most incredible stat I have ever seen recently is that 6'9'' athletic SF Patrick McCaffery played 31 games and 700+ minutes at Iowa in the 2023-2024 season and grabbed a grand total of FIVE offensive rebounds.

That is fucking mind blowing. PG Dasonte Bowen played less than half the minutes and grabbed 3x as many.

Carter Kingsbury has played only 161 minutes this year and has 5 offensive rebounds.

Actually, even more amazing is that Patrick McCaffery has averaged 0.8 fouls per game for his career. 154 games played, 122 fouls.

He's the biggest pussy in the history of college basketball.

I am guessing cancer is a little embarrassed for losing that one.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I still think the most incredible stat I have ever seen recently is that 6'9'' athletic SF Patrick McCaffery played 31 games and 700+ minutes at Iowa in the 2023-2024 season and grabbed a grand total of FIVE offensive rebounds.

That is fucking mind blowing. PG Dasonte Bowen played less than half the minutes and grabbed 3x as many.

Carter Kingsbury has played only 161 minutes this year and has 5 offensive rebounds.

Actually, even more amazing is that Patrick McCaffery has averaged 0.8 fouls per game for his career. 154 games played, 122 fouls.

He's the biggest pussy in the history of college basketball.

I love all of this.

 

[KitKatApples]

I am guessing cancer is a little embarrassed for losing that one.

 

[Herky823]

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When you laugh but feel like you're not allowed to like the post...

 

[Uff Da]

Patrick led his team in scoring in his final game. even had 2 rebounds and a blocked shot

 

[Jim Tebow]

glen worley.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

glen worley.

Correct

 

[Hawkmi]

glen worley.

If you put your ear towards the east you can hear the ever so light echo of the sound of Ed Hightower's whistle fouling out Glen Worley.

 

[BBK]

glen worley.

What about him

 

[Jim Tebow]

and somehow travelling at the same time.

 

[Jim Tebow]

i was just thinking about how pumped i was when iowa won its ncaa game under Alford over Creighton in Alford's second year, with Worley hitting a career high 18 points (i'm going by memory this might have actaully happened). man was I pumped for what was to come for iowa hoops. and man have i been disappointed for the last 24 years.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[26.2]

i was just thinking about how pumped i was when iowa won its ncaa game under Alford over Creighton in Alford's second year, with Worley hitting a career high 18 points (i'm going by memory this might have actaully happened). man was I pumped for what was to come for iowa hoops. and man have i been disappointed for the last 24 years.

What year did you graduate from the University of Iowa?

 

[Herbie2]

i was just thinking about how pumped i was when iowa won its ncaa game under Alford over Creighton in Alford's second year, with Worley hitting a career high 18 points (i'm going by memory this might have actaully happened). man was I pumped for what was to come for iowa hoops. and man have i been disappointed for the last 24 years.

Worley had 12 points that game.

Iowa vs. Creighton Box Score (Men), March 15, 2001 | College Basketball at Sports-Reference.com

Iowa vs. Creighton Box Score (Men), March 15, 2001

www.sports-reference.com

 

[CamelTones]

Nick DeWitz

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Nick DeQuitz

Fify

 

[douglasbader]

Fify

Damn, this Dawg's got BITE, boyz!!

 

[Jim Tebow]

What year did you graduate from the University of Iowa?

2007

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

2007

Rekt

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

 

[6deuce]

He looks HAF in that pic.

 

[BBK]

Buena Vista looks like a cute little campus

 

[BBK]

Remember when Horner was suggested by tards for the Iowa job?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Remember when Horner was suggested by tards for the Iowa job?

No.

(I hope to god it wasn’t me)

 

[BillyBob]

Remember when Horner was suggested by tards for the Iowa job?

will somebody please think about matt gatens

 

[Jim Tebow]

If Bmc doesn't work out maybe Horner and Dean Oliver can co-coach. With BJ as Director of Operations and Gatens can come back as assistant.

 

[Herbie2]

No.

(I hope to god it wasn’t me)

I think Horner would be a great choice. He understands what it takes to win at Iowa and is young enough to rejuvenate the fanbase

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It’s fake you numbskull

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It's real to me damnit

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

The quote function never lies.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I'm gay

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I’ll be damned. He finally looks at least 30 years old.

 

[KitKatApples]

He looks like the mayor from Robocop

 

[brantshawks]

He looks like the mayor from Robocop

Great pull.

 

[KitKatApples]

Pretty good comment too

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[hawkstud44]

.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

EarlHAM

 

[Verbal]

We're going to get it done in the classroom, we're going to be good citizens in the community, and we're going to shoot like a bunch of six year-old girls.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

All hail!

 

[nolookpass]

Yuge.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I love the exclamation point. OMG! Earlham!

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I love the exclamation point. OMG! Earlham!

Doug couldn’t be more proud.

 

[BBK]

Who is he going to scissor with in Earlham?

 

[CamelTones]

 

[Kerky]

I don't recall. Did he have previous health problems?

 

[Herbie2]