Hayden’s Iowa Hawkeye Update of the Week.

[BBK]

 

[Pedro]

4 Non Blondes
Queen
Crash Test Dummies

 

[KitKatApples]

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Little clunky

 

[Fair and Balanced]

 

[cloudhawk]

Lol- waiting for the premier in 8 minutes with excitement!

 

[BngHawk]

I appreciate how he got the pets involved.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I appreciate how he got the pets involved.

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Meow!

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Thst was great. Like and subcribe, boys. Hayden needs an account on Halo. @Fair and Balanced, does he read Halo?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Do me a favor and pls add some comments, and don’t be an asshole (Doug)

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Thst was great. Like and subcribe, boys. Hayden needs an account on Halo. @Fair and Balanced, does he read Halo?

No he’s not on here and frankly I prefer it that way.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Okay I was with Hayden this weekend and there will be an update before Penn State. Also, we (Halo) are responsible for lyrics for the pre-Minnesota update (no profanity). We can pick our song as well. Sister Christian has been suggested.

 

[KitKatApples]

Doin the lords work fabby

 

[Herky823]

I mean do you go back to a classic in American Pie or do you leave that one alone knowing nothing will ever top the Zach Derby line?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Okay I was with Hayden this weekend and there will be an update before Penn State. Also, we (Halo) are responsible for lyrics for the pre-Minnesota update (no profanity). We can pick our song as well. Sister Christian has been suggested.

What the fudge

 

[Gushawk]

I spent too much time on the beach trying to come up with a PJ Fleck related rhyme to Sister Christian and surrender. Others will need to carry this burden to fruition.

 

[Verbal]

Gophering
What’s with the tie and coat?
And why do you row the boat?
Your face looks like a scrote.

 

[Gushawk]

Correct. The rhyme for motorin’ isn’t the problem.

Mister _______’?

Blister ________?

 

[Thrawn II]

you don't need a rhyme for Sister. That part is cadence. They don't rhyme Sister with Twister or something because the song is written to her.

Skipper PJ oh, the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to row, ho
Where you going? What you looking for?
You know those boys don't want to row no more with you, it's true

 

[ivan_drago]

Gopherin,
But why an oar and boat?
At 7 wins why gloat?
Botox kept that face afloat

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Correct. The rhyme for motorin’ isn’t the problem.

Mister _______’?

Blister ________?

Fister

 

[Fair and Balanced]

You’re boat rowing
What’s up with the sweater and tie
Your Botox went awry
Floyd stays home toniiiight

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Mysterio]

may have jumped the shark

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Boat rowin,
In a tie that’s tied too tight,
Baldness shining under lights,
The pig is safe tonight

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

may have jumped the shark

Now it has

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Now do one about it not being a fair catch

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Now do one about it not being a fair catch

Ya I was waiting to see who would bring that up. I assumed it would be champ, celety or TID.

 

[Verbal]

Mason, Brewster, Horton come and gone;
Jerry Kill is rolling on the lawn.
Want some ice cream in a winter storm?
You know those boys ain't gonna row along with you. Not even Play4Brew.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Ya I was waiting to see who would bring that up. I assumed it would be champ, celety or TID.

Rude

 

[cloudhawk]

The talent on display here is something

 

[BngHawk]

@The Tin Man traditionally specializes in raunchy Christmas poetry but I’d like him to try to save halo from itself on this one.

 

[Gushawk]

I’d like to see Hayden do Little Cummer Boy (in the style of Bob Seger) and BBK Soldier

 

[ivan_drago]

It’s Minnesota. Come on.

How bout you just check the standings,
Alone at the bottom, so cold
Fans can be so demanding
not ready for Phil Parker (too bold)
Maybe PJ’s just like Glenn Mason,
Hired a carnival barker (they’re never satisfied)
Why do we even bring that pig with us?
This is what it sounds like
When Fleck cries

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Okay I was with Hayden this weekend and there will be an update before Penn State. Also, we (Halo) are responsible for lyrics for the pre-Minnesota update (no profanity). We can pick our song as well. Sister Christian has been suggested.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

FnB is a liar and/or scumbag

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Yea I’m supposed to submit lyrics today but am too lazy.

 

[KitKatApples]

It's only Tuesday.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Good contribution

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Give it a minute

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Unsubscribe

 

[BngHawk]

I liked it.

 

[BluesHawk]

If anyone else was posting this, F&B would be up in arms. Please make it stop.

 

[Truant]

jfc

 

[Gushawk]

I feel this one belongs in the “Gay Songs I Like” thread

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Hey, if y’all can’t appreciate the fine arts that’s a you thing.

 

[Truant]

jfc

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Okay I was with Hayden this weekend and there will be an update before Penn State. Also, we (Halo) are responsible for lyrics for the pre-Minnesota update (no profanity). We can pick our song as well. Sister Christian has been suggested.

So, I assume this happened and I missed it?

 

[Kamala]

I don’t think anyone in Halo history has been as starved for attention as @Fair and Balanced is in this thread