Hayden’s Iowa Hawkeye Update of the Week.

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Lol- waiting for the premier in 8 minutes with excitement!
 

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Okay I was with Hayden this weekend and there will be an update before Penn State. Also, we (Halo) are responsible for lyrics for the pre-Minnesota update (no profanity). We can pick our song as well. Sister Christian has been suggested.
 

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I mean do you go back to a classic in American Pie or do you leave that one alone knowing nothing will ever top the Zach Derby line?
 

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Okay I was with Hayden this weekend and there will be an update before Penn State. Also, we (Halo) are responsible for lyrics for the pre-Minnesota update (no profanity). We can pick our song as well. Sister Christian has been suggested.
What the fudge
 

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I spent too much time on the beach trying to come up with a PJ Fleck related rhyme to Sister Christian and surrender. Others will need to carry this burden to fruition.
 

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Correct. The rhyme for motorin’ isn’t the problem.

Mister _______’?

Blister ________?
 

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you don't need a rhyme for Sister. That part is cadence. They don't rhyme Sister with Twister or something because the song is written to her.

Skipper PJ oh, the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to row, ho
Where you going? What you looking for?
You know those boys don't want to row no more with you, it's true
 

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You’re boat rowing
What’s up with the sweater and tie
Your Botox went awry
Floyd stays home toniiiight
 

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Boat rowin,
In a tie that’s tied too tight,
Baldness shining under lights,
The pig is safe tonight
 

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I’d like to see Hayden do Little Cummer Boy (in the style of Bob Seger) and BBK Soldier
 

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It’s Minnesota. Come on.

How bout you just check the standings,
Alone at the bottom, so cold
Fans can be so demanding
not ready for Phil Parker (too bold)
Maybe PJ’s just like Glenn Mason,
Hired a carnival barker (they’re never satisfied)
Why do we even bring that pig with us?
This is what it sounds like
When Fleck cries
 

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Okay I was with Hayden this weekend and there will be an update before Penn State. Also, we (Halo) are responsible for lyrics for the pre-Minnesota update (no profanity). We can pick our song as well. Sister Christian has been suggested.
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I feel this one belongs in the “Gay Songs I Like” thread
 

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Okay I was with Hayden this weekend and there will be an update before Penn State. Also, we (Halo) are responsible for lyrics for the pre-Minnesota update (no profanity). We can pick our song as well. Sister Christian has been suggested.
So, I assume this happened and I missed it?
 
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