Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[hawkeyealum]

They lost to Louisiana at home in a blowout. They nearly got beat by a bad TCU team missing their starting QB for a half. They beat the most mediocre Oklahoma team in the last 20 years barely at home. Beat two of the worst teams in the country in Texas Tech / Kansas. Needed a come from behind and last minute goal line stand to beat 1-4 Baylor.

Hey, would totally feel confident with beating all but a handful of teams. Alabama. Clemson. Ohio State.

Lolz.

Jesus doug. Did you even read that post? They just need an above average game in all three phases.

they are bordering on elite

 

[The Full Monte]

In any other year, they’d manage to get to a good bowl because of the dogshit schedule and get absolutely hammered by an actually good team. Unfortunately, there doesn’t appear to be all that many of those this year, so this is likely to get worse.

In any case, it wouldn’t matter much as even the absolute ass pounding by Notre Dame was pretty much an even draw less than 5 months later. Nothing changes. Ever.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[KitKatApples]

I feel like Danny Macs teams were fairly comparable

 

[Soda Popinski]

Emery Songer is a fag

 

[BngHawk]

Emery Songer is a fag

Tries to sound like Jim Rome

 

[thrawn]

Randy says slow your roll on the Breece Heisman talk

Peterson: For Iowa State star Breece Hall, Doak Walker Award more realistic than Heisman Trophy

Iowa State star Breece Hall has a better shot winning the 2020 Doak Walker Award, than he does finishing in the top five or so for the 2020 Heisman Trophy.

www.desmoinesregister.com

 

[ivan_drago]

Yeah guys, manage your expectations and only expect the Doak Walker award.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Somebody do me a solid and rank all of the rushing defenses Iowa State has played this year.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Somebody do me a solid and rank all of the rushing defenses Iowa State has played this year.

Oklahoma 11
Oklahoma State 45
TCU 46
Texas Tech 71
Baylor 77
L-L 89
Kansas 102

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Louisiana 89
Texas Tech 71
Baylor 77
Ok St 45
TCU 46
Kansas 102
Oklahoma 11

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Scoooooped

 

[BngHawk]

Scoooooped

Still enjoyable for me

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Scoooooped

It's all good, you went by the order of schedule, I went by the rankings. High five!

 

[ivan_drago]

Hall is really, really good.

 

[KitKatApples]

Absolutely. Campbell does seem have an eye for running backs at the very least

 

[BVHawk95]

Oklahoma 11

Why run on OU when you can throw for 400 yards

 

[Soda Popinski]

Hall is really, really good.

Absolutely. He's fun to watch

 

[Greg Obrecht]

*Noodle Arm Award

 

[KitKatApples]

Best of luck to him

 

[BngHawk]

Best of luck to him

You rooting for him the rest of the way?

 

[KitKatApples]

I mean in the same way I’m rooting for you to win Mr. Universe some day yes

 

[Greg Obrecht]

68/107 QB rating. Up for an award? Why not.

 

[PAULA CLARK]

Are they allowed to award him against his will?

 

[thrawn]

If you’re an upperclassman who isn’t completely terrible you make the watchlist and semifinalists

 

[Greg Obrecht]

But...but he is completely terrible.

 

[cloudhawk]

I'm going to watch him not win the Johnny Unitas golden arm award

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I think the latest espn qb rankings didn't even list him. He's an afterthought.

 

[ClintWalker]

*Noodle Arm Award

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This is confirmation that many of these awards are crap.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Literally. Laughing.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

ISU and Michigan are basically the same blue blood type jobs. Lateral move at best.

 

[Herky823]

Somewhere on the internet XR is telling anyone who'll listen that Michigan is a worse job than ISU

 

[ivan_drago]

Somewhere on the internet XR is telling anyone who'll listen that Michigan is a worse job than ISU

and the people at 8chan are like "we're not sports fans, ok?"

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Those comments are gold Jerry, gold I tell ya.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Literally. Laughing.

If Matt Campbell has half a brain and a job on the Michigan tier is available, he should 100% take it. Dear lord.

 

[KitKatApples]

It was one thing when they said this about Illinois but holy shit they are mentally insane to say that about Michigan. I'd rather be the Michigan Tennis coach then the ISU football coach.

 

[KitKatApples]

These people walk among us

 

[eclone]

If Matt Campbell has half a brain and a job on the Michigan tier is available, he should 100% take it. Dear lord.

Of course he should.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I’m sure Michigan is itching to hire another coach that can’t beat his rival.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Verbal]

Ann Arbor and Toledo are only 54 miles apart. He's probably got strong ties to that area, and now he'd be the biggest name on the trail.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Joel Klatt said Campbell knows how it it being the the number two school in the state thus wouldn’t entertain South Carolina.

 

[Berzerkenpas]

Joel Klatt said Campbell knows how it it being the the number two school in the state thus wouldn’t entertain South Carolina.

South Carolina is a toxic waste dump of a program. Where careers go to die.

 

[ivan_drago]

Joel Klatt said Campbell knows how it it being the the number two school in the state thus wouldn’t entertain South Carolina.

LOL, and he would have to play good teams, also, so there's that

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I seriously doubt Campbell would take a second tier job in the South.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I seriously doubt Campbell would take a second tier job in the South.

We make fun of the 4 hour radius bit, but all of his connections and time have been in the midwest. I know ISU is mostly going to be attractive to those kids, but it is where he recruits from too. If he wasn't going to FSU, he sure as shit isn't going to South Carolina.

 

[douglasbader]

I again will say that I don't think Campbell is ever leaving. He's going to be their Kirk.

The guy is a true fucking dork weirdo and fits in perfectly there.

 

[Jim]

One of these is the coach at ISU. The other is his agent.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

One of these is the coach at ISU. The other is his agent.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If Matt Campbell has half a brain and a job on the Michigan tier is available, he should 100% take it. Dear lord.

why would he leave a place where he is evaluated by people who think ISU and Michigan are equals?