Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Wanderer]

Do they not look at decision making in the NFL any longer? Because that seems important.

I think you mean the conspiracy.

 

[TH1974]

I think you mean the conspiracy.

Yes. Every NFL GM knows that Purdy is going to be the best QB available, but won't draft him because they want to hurt Iowa State

 

[Hawk4Life94]

DanPom has these guys triggered.

 

[KitKatApples]

Cool. Good luck Brian

 

[Dr. Zaius]

DanPom is a national treasure

 

[L. Wade Childress]

DanPom is a national treasure

his account is a great case study in why social media is stupid. For every person that laughs, they are 5 who take it serious.

 

[Squat Cobbler]

Cool. Good luck Brian

 

[douglasbader]

his account is a great case study in why social media is stupid. For every person that laughs, they are 5 who take it serious.

It's like the opposite of when you pull your pants down in front of a woman.

 

[The Dad]

Cool. Good luck Brian

We’d probably lure Greg out of retirement.

 

[chaneccooms]

Iowa State, with no special teams coach, is ranked 123rd in special teams efficiency by FootballOutsiders.com.

The two teams they've lost to are ranked 4th (Iowa) and 6th (Baylor) in the country in this metric.

(Shoutout to @Swingin' Dick Stanzi for turning me on to FootballOutsiders.com)

 

[KitKatApples]

We’d probably lure Greg out of retirement.

Don’t fucking joke about that shit

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

LOL at Missouri

 

[Hawk4Life94]

These guys are in fire. This is some really good stuff.

 

[newsbreaker]

DanPom and these dudes think they’re funny, but it’s just lazy. They’re overgrown fourth graders.

 

[Truant]

DanPom and these dudes think they’re funny, but it’s just lazy. They’re overgrown fourth graders.

Lucy, only with smaller penuses.

 

[ivan_drago]

DanPom and these dudes think they’re funny, but it’s just lazy. They’re overgrown fourth graders.

lol, DanPom has literally been tweeting the same bit for like 6 years with fake KenPom rankings and started doing the Campbell bit as a joke because ISU fans are morons

 

[newsbreaker]

They are definitely dumb.

 

[Wanderer]

The Big 12 is fortunate to have a fan base as loyal and supportive as ISU's. It seems we're the only school in the conference that even gets excited enough to rush the field anymore. And none of the Big 12 fan bases travels as well as ISU.

I was there Saturday and I was impressed at the steps we took to ensure the OSU players and staff were able to exit the field unharmed.

Instead of publicly reprimanding ISU, Bob should be thankful for ISU and hoping we don't move to the Big 10 a few years from now.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Well, move, pussies!!!

 

[KitKatApples]

Wasn't it five years ago that a 10th ranked Oklahoma came into Trice and there was barely 10K there?

 

[thrawn]

The Big 12 is fortunate to have a fan base as loyal and supportive as ISU's. It seems we're the only school in the conference that even gets excited enough to rush the field anymore. And none of the Big 12 fan bases travels as well as ISU.

I was there Saturday and I was impressed at the steps we took to ensure the OSU players and staff were able to exit the field unharmed.

Is there anything these guys won’t suck their own dicks over?

 

[KitKatApples]

Not that I'm aware of

 

[newsbreaker]

They're at a passing moment of vague relevance, and they can't possibly make a bigger deal out of it.

Next year, after they graduate almost the entire team, when 20,000 are showing up in October and November, they'll find a way to make that uniquely compelling as well.

 

[hawkeyealum]

They're at a passing moment of vague relevance, and they can't possibly make a bigger deal out of it.

Next year, after they graduate almost the entire team, when 20,000 are showing up in October and November, they'll find a way to make that uniquely compelling as well.

If must be forgetting that the bear reloads

 

[The Full Monte]

DanPom and these dudes think they’re funny, but it’s just lazy. They’re overgrown fourth graders.

There is nothing worse than the unfunny fourth grade jokes. You can do this shit all day every day if you’re funny. Most people are not funny. And their banter makes them sound like stupid human beings.

 

[The Full Monte]

Is there anything these guys won’t suck their own dicks over?

I’m shocked…totally SHOCKED that a fanbase led by Jamie Pollard would be obsessed with self promotion

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[BuffettHawk]

I love how Blum thinks he's on to a really important and relevant point with his continued whining about this topic.

 

[newsbreaker]

Blum is too dumb to know he's dumb. It's like they put intelligence on a moderately high shelf. Poor little bastard can't even see it up there.

 

[nikolausp]

It's like the opposite of when you pull your pants down in front of a woman.

For some, that's probably not a bad %.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I love how Blum thinks he's on to a really important and relevant point with his continued whining about this topic.

He picks the most obviously skewed examples like nobody else can see the slight of hand. He is like a kid practicing magic.

 

[Wanderer]

He picks the most obviously skewed examples like nobody else can see the slight of hand. He is like a kid practicing magic.

I think he’s practicing to be ADJP’s replacement.

 

[KitKatApples]

They'll have to get a lower desk or a high chair

 

[newsbreaker]

He picks the most obviously skewed examples like nobody else can see the slight of hand. He is like a kid practicing magic.

Their "primetime" game with Kansas State drew 600,000 viewers. All Elite Wrestling, the WNBA, and Premiere League all had larger audiences. An NBA preseason game almost did. An if you want the number the target demo numbers they actually care about, it was only 150,000. It was beaten by everything.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Iowa State is getting roasted in the comments. No surprise.

 

[thrawn]

what does Brent think he’s accomplishing here? does he think tweeting ratings is some information that conferences and media companies don’t have?

 

[Jim]

what does Brent think he’s accomplishing here? does he think tweeting ratings is some information that conferences and media companies don’t have?

Yes. He wants the world to know they aren’t like other programs with tavern fans. They are all grads and there are hundreds of them.

 

[The Full Monte]

what does Brent think he’s accomplishing here? does he think tweeting ratings is some information that conferences and media companies don’t have?

He sincerely believes that only HE is looking at the correct data, and understands it appropriately

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

They’re so fucking dumb.

 

[Wanderer]

Hopefully he gives an update on their streaming ratings for this weekend’s conference game.

 

[newsbreaker]

They’re so fucking dumb.

USC, located in LOS ANGELES, just spent a bajillion dollars on one of the iconic venues in American sports.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Yeah but can we get a comparison of concession stand sales and fans leaving early?

 

[KitKatApples]

They seriously do not know what facilities means. Like so many other things they’ve heard it used against them so they try to throw it out there first as a preemptive strike not realizing how absurd it is.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Lazard. What a dumbfuck.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Lazard. What a dumbfuck.

Anything in particular?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Anything in particular?

Unvaccinated and missing Thursday nights game.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Anything in particular?

He's got the Rona. Must be an anti vaxxer.

 

[TH1974]

Good

 

[Soda Popinski]

I saw SKOLST8 plates tonight. Doesn't get much more homosexual than that.

 

[ivan_drago]

I saw SKOLST8 plates tonight. Doesn't get much more homosexual than that.

Hey that’s mean