Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[TH1974]

Underrating ISU's Spinal Tap backstage tribute entrance IMO


(Yes I know this twitter account is a hack).

RANKED JUST BELOW ALABAMA!!!!!

 

[BVHawk95]

Making the helmets and jerseys black was only the beginning.....

The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 7

 

[Soda Popinski]

I think any type of personality is fair game, but I always cringe at anything wife related unless it's "I can't believe she's with that guy"

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I guess I didn't think of it like that. That's fair.

 

[The Tin Man]

Also appears to be holding a bottle of piss.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Did he just get off stage at a physique competition?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

5th place in a Sam Cassell look alike contest.

 

[Orestes]

My hair is still pretty much the same blonde-ish color it has been my entire life. I’m white at the temples and around the edges, but at first glance you wouldn’t think of my hair as anything other than blonde. But 90% of my whiskers are white and if I go three days without shaving I look like those old pictures of Hemingway in his sweater right after he wrote Old Man and the Sea and shortly before he died. And because I think that look is pretty unbecoming of me, I shave before doing much of anything in public.

Anyway, pictures of CMC at the last two media days, two weeks apart, have made me think of that.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I believe that's Randy Pete's head. He's probably jacking.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

I believe that's Randy Pete's head. He's probably jacking.

“probably”…..lofl

 

[Pedro]

...if I go three days without shaving I look like those old pictures of Hemingway in his sweater right after he wrote Old Man and the Sea...

You need to make this happen.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea that sounds pretty badass

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Orestes
Naturally blonde; please speak slowly.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

I've never seen Eastern Michigan's entrance, and will not be looking it up, but am quite confident that it's not top 10 by anyone's estimation.

I don't know what they think is special about Rynearson. Maybe it's the gray turf. But FFS, it's in Ypsitucky.

 

[thrawn]

I've never seen Eastern Michigan's entrance, and will not be looking it up, but am quite confident that it's not top 10 by anyone's estimation.

the entire idea of a best entrance is stupid. wow, some teams jog quickly out of a tunnel to 2020s hip hop, others jog slowly out to 80s rock. Some even use their fight song while sprinting! Fascinating!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

@thrwan is a real wet blanket tonight.

 

[Herbie2]

@thrwan is a real wet blanket tonight.

So is @thrawn

 

[Talkin' Goat]

the entire idea of a best entrance is stupid. wow, some teams jog quickly out of a tunnel to 2020s hip hop, others jog slowly out to 80s rock. Some even use their fight song while sprinting! Fascinating!

Now do Iowa State!

 

[KitKatApples]

the entire idea of a best entrance is stupid. wow, some teams jog quickly out of a tunnel to 2020s hip hop, others jog slowly out to 80s rock. Some even use their fight song while sprinting! Fascinating!

Yea but who could imagine a football team coming out to enter sandman. It’s crazy!

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Now do Iowa State!

Found it.

 

[Hawkmi]

Now do Iowa State!

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Chris has spoken.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Drunk at 3:45 on a Tuesday. Spending more time with family.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

My wife enjoys those. Not surprising that hey guys does as well.

 

[eclone]

Drunk at 3:45 on a Tuesday. Spending more time with family.

From his last tweet he's on vacation in the Ozarks. I'm not about to cast aspersions about cracking open a drink on a lake vacation being wrong at any time.

 

[ivan_drago]

From his last tweet he's on vacation in the Ozarks. I'm not about to cast aspersions about cracking open a drink on a lake vacation being wrong at any time.

Vacation from what?

 

[ivan_drago]

Also high noons kick ass, you can all suck a fat one

 

[Hawkmi]

Vacation from what?

TJ's knob isn't going to polish itself.

 

[Herky823]

Also high noons kick ass, you can all suck a fat one

High Noons are great. I hadn't had one until we visited some friends in Tampa over NYE and they had a bunch of them. I had figured they were just one of the billion seltzers that are on the market when I first saw them. If you're looking for that type of drink they're great and 100x better than JCPenny hard seltzer or whatever.

 

[Hawkmi]

High Noons are great. I hadn't had one until we visited some friends in Tampa over NYE and they had a bunch of them. I had figured they were just one of the billion seltzers that are on the market when I first saw them. If you're looking for that type of drink they're great and 100x better than JCPenny hard seltzer or whatever.

High Noons, Press, and T.G.'s Pseudo Seltzer are all at least stomachable.

 

[brantshawks]

Huh. Never would have guessed.

Ok I'll try some. Any favorite flavors? Are there flavors?

 

[ivan_drago]

Huh. Never would have guessed.

Ok I'll try some. Any favorite flavors? Are there flavors?

Yes. I don’t give a shit, they’re great.

 

[Herky823]

Huh. Never would have guessed.

Ok I'll try some. Any favorite flavors? Are there flavors?

It's a vodka soda. So to be clear an actual vodka soda lime is better. I'm just putting them on the same scale as Trulys or White Claws and in that case they're the top.

that said, I've liked all of them I've had except black cherry, which is a flavor I only ever have in greek yogurt so that just tasted wrong. Pineapple, watermelon both good. Mango - it's like having a man go in your mouth. Can't really go too wrong.

 

[Orestes]

High Noons are great. I hadn't had one until we visited some friends in Tampa over NYE and they had a bunch of them. I had figured they were just one of the billion seltzers that are on the market when I first saw them. If you're looking for that type of drink they're great and 100x better than JCPenny hard seltzer or whatever.

I have a feeling Dillard’s could put out a mean hard seltzer, but Penny’s definitely sucks.

 

[KitKatApples]

Nordstrom's are baller I hear

 

[Soda Popinski]

It's a vodka soda. So to be clear an actual vodka soda lime is better. I'm just putting them on the same scale as Trulys or White Claws and in that case they're the top.

that said, I've liked all of them I've had except black cherry, which is a flavor I only ever have in greek yogurt so that just tasted wrong. Pineapple, watermelon both good. Mango - it's like having a man go in your mouth. Can't really go too wrong.

It's like having a man go in your mouth? I'm not judging.

 

[ClintWalker]

All I know is that Ron Hawley would have knocked that goalpost down.

 

[Herky823]

It's like having a man go in your mouth? I'm not judging.

Look when a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually a...nevermind.

 

[winmac]

As a society we're not focusing enough on the ills of exploiting child grooms.

 

[Hawkmi]

As a society we're not focusing enough on the ills of exploiting child grooms.

 

[SteadyEddy]

High noons are great. Kinda pricey but they are actually vodka unlike the headache inducing malt liquor in other seltzer’s. I guess you get what you pay for.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

From his last tweet he's on vacation in the Ozarks. I'm not about to cast aspersions about cracking open a drink on a lake vacation being wrong at any time.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Drove past the EPIC!!! pedestrian bridge today

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Has it come down yet?

 

[The Full Monte]

Actual Matt Campbell quotes:


"I would say we’re the deepest and the best we’ve ever been in our secondary"

"I would say when you look at the corner spots, man you’re talking about maybe the four best corners we’ll carry into a football season since I’ve been there in terms of depth and abilities"



Holy fucking shit.

The reason people joke about it being a cult is that that is the exact narrative that will be repeated a 1000 times in the next 2 months. Very few of their fans are going to say “wait, Matt….didn’t we have EIGHT defensive backs transfer in the

Absolutely NAILED IT. The position group decimated by transfers and scrambling to take immediately eligible juco guys just a couple months ago…. now has “something special brewing.”

STANZ: There's something brewing in Iowa State's cornerbacks room

Nov 27, 2020; Austin, Texas, USA; Texas Longhorns wide receiver Joshua Moore (6) attempts to make a catch as Iowa State Cyclones defensive back Tayvonn Kyle (13) breaks up the pass for pass interference in the second quarter at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Scott Wachter-

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[The Full Monte]

These people are mentally handicapped

this guy is in the all-time dipshit ISU fan HOF

 

[Hawkstrat]

He wasn't joking.

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Hawkstrat]

18-86 against Nebrantska is closer than I had assumed.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Does it though?