Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Gushawk]

@StinkyMcFadden !!!

 

[Hawkstrat]

He should attempt to shotgun a few more beers.

 

[HawkLax6]

It's a passion of his?

 

[ivan_drago]

140 dimwits liked that tweet so far, but I like to think of it as 140 people being happy he got COVID.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

140 dimwits liked that tweet so far, but I like to think of it as 140 people being happy he got COVID.

Well, I'm certainly not sad about it....

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Luckily Blum should be fine if it's still not infecting kids.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

How did he get it? His wife is a veterinarian. He had all the info available to him.

I know it's in poor taste to celebrate someone else's misfortune, but it's kind of my thing.

What a great day. IT IS NO PICNIC!!!!!!!

Who is going to run his business while he's battling this deadly virus?

I need to take a break for a minute. I have a million things to say right now, but need to gather my thoughts.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

How did he get it? His wife is a veterinarian. He had all the info available to him.

I know it's in poor taste to celebrate someone else's misfortune, but it's kind of my thing.

What a great day. IT IS NO PICNIC!!!!!!!

Who is going to run his business while he's battling this deadly virus?

I need to take a break for a minute. I have a million things to say right now, but need to gather my thoughts.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Didn't he just go to some buttfuck fag dirt race party?

 

[BngHawk]

Didn't he just go to some buttfuck fag dirt race party?

Yes yes yes

 

[Hawk&Balls]

"Fecal transmission may be responsible for coronavirus’s rapid spread"

 

[mac50702]

Those shirts are gonna be sick!

 

[Verbal]

This is no picnic.

He’s going to milk this for a solid month.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I guess the science of it transmitting thru semen is settled.

Someone please post that to him on Twitter.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

 

[MikeyJoe]

With multiple Iowa State athletes testing positive, has anyone investigated transmission through dick sucking yet?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Your job is in one of most socially distancing areas possible - you write articles , maintain a website and do podcasts / radio. You have a family and young kids. Every reason to stay home and be a responsible adult right ? Let’s go out carousing with my dork buddies at dirt tracks and bars.

 

[The Tin Man]

With multiple Iowa State athletes testing positive, has anyone investigated transmission through dick sucking yet?

 

[cloudhawk]

I'm going to guess he is lying and trying to attract attention

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

We patronize his wife’s business. NFW he got it from her. They come out and get the animals with little to no contact with the owner.

 

[Gushawk]

Whenever I read “dirt track” I think of SE Iowa Dirtbag Facebook and its planned “boycott” of NASCAR in favor of local short tracks over the confederate flag. It pleases me that these are Williams’ people, with whom he is likely exchanging COVID aerosols and potentially fluids.

 

[BngHawk]

We patronize his wife’s business. NFW he got it from her. They come out and get the animals with little to no contact with the owner.

You should make him a cuck next time you drop ol sparky off

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

You should make him a cuck next time you drop ol sparky off

We’re in the market for a new place. Have not had good experiences.

 

[BngHawk]

We’re in the market for a new place. Have not had good experiences.

I enjoyed the waukee-Clive animal clinic. Dr bunn kicks ass.

Youre in ankeny though, right?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Several comorbidity theories getting tested soon

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I enjoyed the waukee-Clive animal clinic. Dr bunn kicks ass.

Youre in ankeny though, right?

yes

I’m told there’s a good one in PC

 

[BngHawk]

yes

I’m told there’s a good one in PC

Prairie City?

 

[BngHawk]

Poopy Cuck?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

City within the Polk

 

[Hawk4Life94]

I'd love to remember what Park said right there to make Hey Guys cum.

 

[BngHawk]

City within the Polk

I am dumb. Yes, there is a good vet there too.

 

[hawkeyealum]

We patronize his wife’s business. NFW he got it from her. They come out and get the animals with little to no contact with the owner.

Um....why?

 

[Herky823]

Um....why?

So that they don't spread COVID to people dropping off their dog, presumably.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Um....why?

Because it’s in Ankeny and I didn’t know it was his wife’s place of employment. FWIW, I don’t think she owns it and we don’t use her as the primary vet.

 

[thrawn]

This could be the news that gets the world to take covid seriously.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

So that they don't spread COVID to people dropping off their dog, presumably.

I was assuming he asked why I used CW’s wife’s work.

 

[Alan Lomax]

This could be the news that gets the world to take covid seriously.

Just wait for the WHO exclusive with him.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I was assuming he asked why I used CW’s wife’s work.

Yes. I would find a new place for that dog

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Yes. I would find a new place for that dog

Eh, she puts up.with hey guys. She's practically a saint.

 

[BngHawk]

Weirdo. Fairly sexual. I have to imagine sugar cubes loved being tagged on that tweet. Totally doesn’t come off creepy as fuck.

 

[BngHawk]

Might as well tag tits niang too

 

[HerkyHopeful]

His wife isn't a fuckup. Business owner who supports her husband and kids.

She isn't the best at choosing a spouse though, her husband is a fucking deadbeat.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I hope he dies

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Not really, but he should shut the fuck up

 

[Herky823]

His wife isn't a fuckup. Business owner who supports her husband and kids.

She isn't the best at choosing a spouse though, her husband is a fucking deadbeat.

Yeah. I'm basing it on who I like and if the dog likes them. That's about it.

 

[2HawkFans]

Not really, but he should shut the fuck up

He should.....but you know he can't....