Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Charles]

He's probably still positive. Just spreading it everywhere his dumbass goes.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

He sure goes a lot of places for someone in recovery.

Vivid dreams.

 

[ivan_drago]

We may never know the long term affects on dreams regarding Covid patients!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Well at least he can blame COVID now for his profound cognitive deficits

 

[Floyd R]

Happy 8/2 fellas!

 

[CamelTones]

Can’t wait for February 8th.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Can’t wait for February 8th.

Are you British?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Or dyslexic?

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Started watching soccer 3 weeks ago because of Covid.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Happy 8/2 fellas!

View attachment 21079

Eight two, Brutus?

 

[cloudhawk]

Started watching soccer 3 weeks ago because of Covid.

Rich coming from a Clown fan

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Rich coming from a Clown fan

Zero self awareness.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Uhmmmmm....

 

[foxhawks]

Zero self awareness.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Holy shit

 

[thrawn]

American prem fans shit talking rivals are the biggest dorks in sports.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Uhmmmmm....

Irony is @died

 

[Hawk&Balls]

"He named his cow after the best TE in the NFL and a top-10 player in the league. I told him about the 8th guy off the bench for the Jazz with tits almost as big as mine."

 

[hawkeyealum]

I hope that cow farted on him

 

[Gushawk]

A nice wet projectile one.

 

[BngHawk]

I hope that cow farted on him

That’s not a cow, and it’s the one that’s should be worried.

 

[MikeyJoe]

"He named his cow after the best TE in the NFL and a top-10 player in the league. I told him about the 8th guy off the bench for the Jazz with tits almost as big as mine."

He's getting close to needing a manssiere.

 

[Gushawk]

 

[Creed]

He's getting close to needing a manssiere.

Bro*

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I will personally not be commenting on any other mans chest sweat patterns

 

[Hawkstrat]

He's a skinny little guy that ate nothing but fast food and beer for three years. Just the worst type of body.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I will personally not be commenting on any other mans chest sweat patterns

I currently have a big ol' set of hangerz.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Incoming “fascinating” alert

 

[Matt]

That elusive nine win season just got a little harder

Big 12 announces '9+1' football schedule

According to the Big 12 website, the conference’s Board of Directors announced on Monday its decision to allow nine conference games and one non-conference home opponent.

kcci.com

 

[CamelTones]

LOL that they scheduled Ball State to replace Iowa and now they're going to cancel it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Herky823]

LOL that they scheduled Ball State to replace Iowa and now they're going to cancel it.

Do you think ball state will appreciate the easy money or will they be mad they missed out on a win?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Yes

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Will this be coming out of the Pollard and Light District fund?

 

[MikeyJoe]

LOL that they scheduled Ball State to replace Iowa and now they're going to cancel it.

If they didn't have a covid cancellation clause in that contract they're idiots.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

If they didn't have a covid cancellation clause in that contract they're idiots.

Probably are even if they did have it in there, but I agree with your point.

 

[Herky823]

If they didn't have a covid cancellation clause in that contract they're idiots.

Who knows - maybe Campbell negotiated the contract on his own.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

If they didn't have a covid cancellation clause in that contract they're idiots.

 

[thrawn]

If they didn't have a covid cancellation clause in that contract they're idiots.

I assume they did. I didn't read the article, but I saw a headline from Randy on how it was the most unique football contract ever or something.

 

[newsbreaker]

I assume they did. I didn't read the article, but I saw a headline from Randy on how it was the most unique football contract ever or something.

It was written in cheese sauce.

 

[TH1974]

I assume they did. I didn't read the article, but I saw a headline from Randy on how it was the most unique football contract ever or something.

He was just trying to massage Pollard's balls with that line

 

[Hawk4Life94]

It was written in cheese sauce.

On Casey's large pizza coupons (expired).

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Soda Popinski]

Ran to Tasty Tacos for lunch. Cyclone fan illegally parked in a handicap space wearing mask under his nose. Wanted to punch him.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Most of HaLo run after tacos

 

[BngHawk]

Ran to Tasty Tacos for lunch. Cyclone fan illegally parked in a handicap space wearing mask under his nose. Wanted to punch him.

He simply forgot his placard.

 

[Pedro]

Incoming “fascinating” alert

Add "endowments" to the list of things this idiot doesn't understand.

I don't know the details about the situation in the Pac12 he's referencing, but an endowment is used as an investment. If he gives $2 million to the school and designates it to be used ONLY for the Business School, but no other stipulations, the school can invest that $2 million and use the investment income any way they see fit. The principle can only be used within the School of Business, but all other earned revenues can be used at the University's discretion.

 

[KitKatApples]

Most of HaLo run after tacos

Ok Geronimo

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Ok Geronimo

Runs. As in violent diahrea

 

[thrawn]

Ok Geronimo

Enjoyed this as a tail end of the indie rock era song