Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[turtley78]

Here’s another way to put it.

Iowa is 9th in scoring defense

ISU is 30th in scoring defense

Fuck off

I like you, Greg.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Sorry about the Oklahoma State loss last night. I know that must have been tough for you.

Gundy is 2-12 against OU, @Nobody was surprised by that loss.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

 

[newsbreaker]

They’re 13th in a ranking that matters, in a year they lost to Louisiana. They should be applying some kind of salve to their cocks, which should be rubbed entirely raw already.

 

[CraigTNelson]

Louisiana is good but I see your point

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have never seen a collection of fans pick more arbitrary data points in an attempt to feel good about themselves, ever

 

[Greg Obrecht]

......

STANZ & FITZ: A Big 12 Thanksgiving

The football teams of the Big 12 Conference gather at Texas’ house for their annual Thanksgiving festivities. This has been an especially tough year for most of the conference for one reason or another, so many members are on edge. Still, the turkey is in the oven and football is on the TV, and the

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[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Seems fitting

 

[TH1974]

Really makes you think

 

[Soda Popinski]

I see Iowa State fans in Twitter making shit of Iowa's schedule. Their last 5 opponents have a record of 11-21.

Really running the gauntlet there.

 

[KitKatApples]

They don’t actually understand what any of that means which is why they have no self awareness. They just say things they’ve heard other people say before.

 

[Soda Popinski]

A lot of them write for WRNL. What a colossal group of retards.

I'm not a big of fan of Go Iowa Awesome or BHGP but at least they aren't embarrassingly stupid.

 

[TH1974]

A lot of them write for WRNL. What a colossal group of retards.

I'm not a big of fan of Go Iowa Awesome or BHGP but at least they aren't embarrassingly stupid.

Thanks, Soda.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Thanks, Soda.

Anything else I can help with?

 

[KitKatApples]

I’m good

 

[L. Wade Childress]

A lot of them write for WRNL. What a colossal group of retards.

I'm not a big of fan of Go Iowa Awesome or BHGP but at least they aren't embarrassingly stupid.

Yes they are. They are the worst. I will read iowa content by nearly anyone and i can’t stand those guys.

 

[Wanderer]

Seems fitting

My last memory of college basketball before Covid was Iowa State losing in the play-in game of the B12 tournament to wrap up a 20 loss season. Seemed fitting.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

But they are still the defending Big 12 tournament champion!!!

 

[Soda Popinski]

Williams wants you to know how much beer he drinks.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Or just a humble brag that he got his lumpy, hungover ass out of bed at 8:30 AM.

 

[CamelTones]

I bet he goes through a case of ibuprofen every month.

 

[Wanderer]

Brags about drinking like a high schooler. Checks out.

 

[Soda Popinski]

I bet he goes through a case of ibuprofen every month.

I bet his wife does also.

 

[Kamala]

They don’t actually understand what any of that means which is why they have no self awareness. They just say things they’ve heard other people say before.

The NLP

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Or just a humble brag that he got his lumpy, hungover ass out of bed at 8:30 AM.

i barely drank yesterday and I slept until 9 this morning, and I’ll be damned if anyone of gonna make me feel bad about it.

 

[Soda Popinski]

i barely drank yesterday and I slept until 9 this morning, and I’ll be damned if anyone of gonna make me feel bad about it.

No fucking way my kids let me sleep past 630

 

[CamelTones]

No fucking way my kids let me sleep past 630

We were on a nice run of 7:30-8:00 on the weekends.

Our 2 year old has figured out how to get out of bed and wake us up at 5:30 the last few days. During the week that’s fine bc we usually get up around 5:45. On the weekends it’s not so fine.

 

[Soda Popinski]

We were on a nice run of 7:30-8:00 on the weekends.

Our 2 year old has figured out how to get out of bed and wake us up at 5:30 the last few days. During the week that’s fine bc we usually get up around 5:45. On the weekends it’s not so fine.

My 3.5 year old gets up and climbs into bed with us around 6 everyday, which is when I should just get up. I'm not a morning person.

 

[BluesHawk]

No fucking way my kids let me sleep past 630

The worst part is that even on the rare day mine decide to sleep in, they've conditioned my body to still wake up on their stupid schedule.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

My kids are night owls, which is the opposite problem.

They can sleep to 7:30 8 am easy though

 

[BngHawk]

lil’ cowboy getting the excuses going early.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

lil’ cowboy getting the excuses going early.

Lightning should be that little shit's last concern.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Is there a Cyclone warning!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

cYCloNe weAtHEr aLErT

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Lightning should be that little shit's last concern.

But he’d be the first to drown.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

But he’d be the first to drown.

That is good Greg, that is real good

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Is there a Cyclone warning!

Was mentioned in the replies

 

[BngHawk]

Was mentioned in the replies

Way too many times

 

[Hawk4Life94]

 

[brantshawks]

Lucky for him the cyclones only had one non-conference game then.

 

[newsbreaker]

As usual, all premised upon the rest of the league staying the same or getting worse.

 

[Callisto]

As usual, all premised upon the rest of the league staying the same or getting worse.

Which appears may be happening. That is a lot of bad football in one conference.

 

[newsbreaker]

Which appears may be happening. That is a lot of bad football in one conference.

OU, OSU, Baylor, and even TCU won’t stay down for long. ISU caught a perfect storm here.

 

[Wanderer]

There’s a real chance they finish 6-5.

 

[TJones3312]

There’s a real chance they finish 6-5.

Dont get my hopes up.

 

[BngHawk]

Donald J Williams

 

[Brad Wesley]

How is this the biggest game in Iowa State history? Isn’t this their 8th game of the year?

 

[TJones3312]

How is this the biggest game in Iowa State history? Isn’t this their 8th game of the year?

Have you seen their history?