Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[BngHawk]

Looks like the Nazi that had his face melted off in Raiders of the lost ark

Fuck yes.

 

[eclone]

What a fucking pair.

I mean, fuck.

Spent most of his career as a Hawkeye and Badger. Hard to wash that stank off.

 

[ChipHilton]

@eclone, anything of note going on in Clone spring practice? (Actual football stuff)

 

[cloudhawk]

Off-season, so probably alot of winning

 

[eclone]

@eclone, anything of note going on in Clone spring practice? (Actual football stuff)

Honestly, not really. Campbell isn’t a fan of spring games. And has decided that a lighter, lower contact spring last year lead to less nagging injuries and tired bodies in the fall, so working mostly on technique rather than live action.

 

[thrawn]

Pollards best skill might be his ability to make everything about himself

Malchow To Retire After 42 Years In Collegiate Athletics - Iowa State University Athletics

AMES, Iowa – Iowa State Senior Associate Athletics Director for Communications Steve Malchow, who has 42 years of service in collegiate athletics, including 16 seasons

cyclones.com

Jamie is totally going to try to endow the AD job whenever he retires.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Jamie is totally going to try to endow the AD job whenever he retires.

based on his track record of behavior, I assume his endowment is rather small.

 

[The Full Monte]

Uhhh...what???

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Officially a top 60 program boyz! Notably absent from this list of 5 teams.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

The fact no b12 players are getting drafted just might be another variable there Tommy

 

[The Full Monte]

Lol. These people love arbitrary data points

 

[Hawk4Life94]

In the fields!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

In the fields!!

even though they weren’t so great.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

x-post

 

[Pedro]

Lol. These people love arbitrary data points

When that's all you have, that will have to do.

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[BngHawk]

Lol. They’ve got a measurable for everything. All they do is turn corners.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Dream big fellas.

 

[BngHawk]

Neighbors will love seeing that parked in the street all year

 

[Brad Wesley]

Dream big fellas.

Whatever floats your boat, I guess. I put this in the category of guy taking and posting photos of his meal. Good for you, but nobody gives a shit.

 

[Herky823]

Lol. They’ve got a measurable for everything. All they do is turn corners.

Turn too many and they’ll be right back where they started

 

[LutherBlue89]

Whatever floats your boat, I guess. I put this in the category of guy taking and posting photos of his meal. Good for you, but nobody gives a shit.

Now you know how the rest of us feel when you post here.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Now you know how the rest of us feel when you post here.

Please tell us how awesome Iowa State football is going to be next year Luth. Maybe you, Williams, Bloom, and the dumbfuck suit salesman should do a podcast series on the historic 2020 season. That is what the state is clamoring for. Better yet, a preview of the six first round picks Iowa State will have next year! That would be wild.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Dream big fellas.

Work hard or marry someone who works hard while you fuck around all day. Same thing.

 

[thrawn]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

"owner"

 

[LutherBlue89]

Please tell us how awesome Iowa State football is going to be next year Luth. Maybe you, Williams, Bloom, and the dumbfuck suit salesman should do a podcast series on the historic 2020 season. That is what the state is clamoring for. Better yet, a preview of the six first round picks Iowa State will have next year! That would be wild.

I’m sure you’ll slurp up every ISU preview you can find, Brad.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

LATFG

 

[douglasbader]

I am serious when I say that Busch Light should hire him for a parody of Dos Equis and do "The Least Interesting Man In the World" advertising campaign.

He's perfect for it.

 

[drbutkus]

According to Bill Bryson, a study showed that the average belly button had 2900 different bacteria, of which 1300 were previously unknown.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Dream big fellas.

That poor Tacoma.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

That poor Tacoma.

I was thinking about that. Ames to Boone, ok. Pulling that thing with that truck any distance? That truck is fucked.

 

[Wanderer]

I’ve noticed in my friends who have become tremendous fat asses that it starts with that bottomless belly button.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I was thinking about that. Ames to Boone, ok. Pulling that thing with that truck any distance? That truck is fucked.

I pulled a full single-axle trailer with mine and got like 6mpg. Has to be brutal pulling that camper.

 

[Herky823]

The trailer thing doesn’t bug me at all. Not my dream but good for him.

 

[Lefty]

Dream big fellas.

Hope he has saved up for a new truck too.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If you guys care about Williams this much you need a hobby

 

[Herky823]

I am serious when I say that Busch Light should hire him for a parody of Dos Equis and do "The Least Interesting Man In the World" advertising campaign.

He's perfect for it.

Honestly this would be super funny and a great idea. And if you have the ability to laugh at yourself it’d be a fun time.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I am serious when I say that Busch Light should hire him for a parody of Dos Equis and do "The Least Interesting Man In the World" advertising campaign.

He's perfect for it.

This is a truly great idea and would be a wildly successful ad campaign.

 

[BngHawk]

If you guys care about Williams this much you need a hobby

If you care about us caring about Williams this much, YOU need a hobby

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Williams is God tier irritainment.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If you care about us caring about Williams this much, YOU need a hobby

i have a hobby. Caring about people caring about Williams.

 

[brantshawks]

I think these go here?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

There’s some jerkoff around town that has my first name on a Cyclone license plate.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

There’s some jerkoff around town that has my first name on a Cyclone license plate.

Well this is teed up nicely.

 

[TH1974]

I saw a vehicle with UI vanity plates last week that said "BNG BNG". Gotta be @BngHawk

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Spoiler

 

[cloudhawk]

Can u get a black and white ISU license plate?

 

[TH1974]

Can u get a black and white ISU license plate?

EPIC!!!

 

[Hawk4Life94]

There’s some jerkoff around town that has my first name on a Cyclone license plate.

They should just replace the M with a B.