Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[ivan_drago]

LOL. Pay all that money for him and he does that at one of the biggest meets.

 

[The Full Monte]

Holy hell. What a fucking dipshit

 

[Pedro]

Did that guy DQ in both events?

 

[Harlan]

 

[Hawkstrat]

I love it all

 

[hawkimike]

I love it all

 

[Wanderer]

LOL

 

[cloudhawk]

Should have added a nice Iowa Big Track Championship as well

 

[Soda Popinski]

These fucking retards must must not read the same Register I do.

 

[Soda Popinski]

I saw a lot of Cyclone fans call that tweet pretty cringe but so many of them just can't stop sucking his dick and admit he said something stupid and unprofessional.

 

[KitKatApples]

He’s using the WNBA we should be popular method of argument

 

[CamelTones]

There was a short thread, might have been in the thoughts unworthy of their own, where someone asked what sports play you would have tattooed on your forearm.

I think I want this tweet from Marc on mine.

 

[SuperHans]

Tomorrow in the Register "Pollard is Right to Bash Us" by Randy Peterson

I'm going to claim a RATT

The GOAT of Iowa State softball: Meet Sami Williams, one of the nation's best on the diamond and off

Sami Williams is Iowa State’s career leader in hits, doubles, and home runs, runs-batted-in. Furthermore, she has a job waiting for her at Boeing.

www.desmoinesregister.com

 

[Wanderer]

I'm going to claim a RATT

The GOAT of Iowa State softball: Meet Sami Williams, one of the nation's best on the diamond and off

Sami Williams is Iowa State’s career leader in hits, doubles, and home runs, runs-batted-in. Furthermore, she has a job waiting for her at Boeing.

www.desmoinesregister.com

She’s so great she picks up garbage!!!! Too good to be true!!!! Even TE2 aka Chase Allen says it’s true!!! And if anyone knows greatness it’s TE2!!

 

[gable_guy]

 

[KitKatApples]

Sure

 

[thrawn]

they offered him $8M per and “full control” without an interview?

 

[Pedro]

"In the offseason, he turned down an eight-year, $68.5 million offer from the Lions — apparently, with full control, I haven't confirmed that — to stay at Iowa State.

Oh, ok.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

How do iowa state fans feel about the dumbest motherfucker on the planet leading them?

 

[MikeyJoe]

LOL. Sure.

 

[KitKatApples]

I dunno I’m having my doubts on this.

 

[Callisto]

Sounds like Swain is modeling his career after randy and williams.

 

[BBK]

 

[BBK]

I want that to be true because it would confirm he is one of the dumbest SOBs alive.

 

[cloudhawk]

His agent prob told him to hold out for more money from Pollard in his next deal

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

When you own the shittiest franchise in the NFL, you always give total control to a guy who has never coached in the NFL and you do it without interviewing him. And then you give him $8 million a year.

 

[newsbreaker]

The Rooney Rule requires at least some interviews. There is no chance they offered someone a job without an interview.

 

[KitKatApples]

I gotta tell ya. I don't wanna be this guy but I'm thinking this story isn't true

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

He’s an actual dumbfuck. $9 mil/ yr to coach in the NFL or stay at one of the worst P5 programs in history and spend grueling hours trying to recruit 2nd and 3rd tier kids (even in state) to buttfuck Ames, IA.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

No one is offering that goon 8 million, he has no NFL experience, and didn't even interview. LOL at the dipshits who believe this

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Stanz is on it

 

[KitKatApples]

My god they are so stupid it's painful.

 

[BngHawk]

Slobbery

 

[Bonner]

The Rooney Rule requires at least some interviews. There is no chance they offered someone a job without an interview.

I’m not sure the Rooney Rule requires teams to interview horses though. I’ll do some investigating and check back.

 

[brantshawks]

Stanz is on it

His head photoshopped on that?

 

[2HawkFans]

This DQ from an Iowa State runner should have made the front page lol.

 

[Orestes]

I find the admission of a connection between racing and pedophelia to be amusing.

 

[ivan_drago]

He absolutely interviewed with the Lions. He probably did get an offer.

The complete control thing? LOL. No.

 

[eclone]

He absolutely interviewed with the Lions. He probably did get an offer.

The complete control thing? LOL. No.

Interview: Yep
Offer: likely something, probably not a full deal
Complete control: nope
$8.5M/year: Not a chance.

 

[MikeyJoe]

That would make him one of the top ~6 paid coaches in the NFL, but Matt Rhule just got $8.5 jumping up from Baylor...so maybe that's the going rate.

 

[thrawn]

That would make him one of the top ~6 paid coaches in the NFL, but Matt Rhule just got $8.5 jumping up from Baylor...so maybe that's the going rate.

It makes some sense. Your salary is going to be a combination of what you can demand and what it takes to get you to leave a previous job. P5 head coaches are generally making more than NFL coordinators, even more than position coaches and infinitely more than unemployed coaches, so it sets the starting level higher.

 

[douglasbader]

If he was offered $8.5m per year and didn't take it, he is the biggest idiot of all time. It would take him like 15+ years at Iowa State to make that sort of money.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

If he was offered $8.5m per year and didn't take it, he is the biggest idiot of all time. It would take him like 15+ years at Iowa State to make that sort of money.

And he wouldn't have to grovel to dipshit high school kids trying to convince them to voluntarily move to Ames, IA.

 

[BngHawk]

This is only going to raise him higher in clone lore. Fabulous. Heavy sainthood vibes.

 

[thrawn]

If he was offered $8.5m per year and didn't take it, he is the biggest idiot of all time. It would take him like 15+ years at Iowa State to make that sort of money.

It also wouldn’t hurt his ability to get a P5 job. He could take it, win 9 games in 3.5 years, and still get a comparable or better job than Iowa State out of that.

 

[KitKatApples]

It also wouldn’t hurt his ability to get a P4 job in a couple more years. He could take it, win 9 games in 3.5 years, and still get a comparable or better job than Iowa State out of that.

 

[gable_guy]

 

[newsbreaker]

NO SHIT.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Shocked, I am.

We will still hear until the end of time about how CMC loved Iowa State so much he turned down an 8 year, $68.5 million dollar offer to stay in Ames, Iowa.

 

[MikeyJoe]

There's positioning on both sides here. Yes Campbell's side wants his name to stay out there as a hot commodity, but the Lions want to avoid the impression that the guy they did get was a second tier choice.

My suspicion is that they did talk, and a number was discussed, but they never actually got to the formal offer stage.