Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Verbal]

You can wear these school colors on your visit, but when you get here, it'll be mostly black, white and gray.

 

[Soda Popinski]

WHY DO THEY DO THAT WEIRD ASS CALENDAR POSE?

This young fella has an admirer

Recruits love that shit.

"Hey, go over there and lay on the floor next to that football and look as gay as possible"

 

[Wanderer]

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’d pull the offer if any kid makes that pose

 

[eclone]

Because they're teenage meatheads fucking around?

 

[Soda Popinski]

Because they're teenage meatheads fucking around?

Meatheads don't act like fairies.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Isu had a fat lineman do that pose a few years back too

 

[eclone]

Meatheads don't act like fairies.

Are you kidding me? One...shitty term be better. Two...have you been around teenagers lately. And by lately, I mean in the last 30 years or so.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm hoping the answer is no

 

[26.2]

Are you kidding me? One...shitty term be better. Two...have you been around teenagers lately. And by lately, I mean in the last 30 years or so.

Someone outed themselves as a fairy lover today. And probably a fairy himself.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Someone outed themselves as a fairy lover today. And probably a fairy himself.

Did you tell everyone at the office? Bring in a special cake?

 

[Orestes]

Because they're teenage meatheads fucking around?

I’ve always figured those poses were a joke or an attempt at irony. Weird, though.

 

[KitKatApples]

Did you tell everyone at the office? Bring in a special cake?

Do you know of a non-special cake?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Do you know of a non-special cake?

PWNED!!

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Do you know of a non-special cake?

Urinal cake.

 

[KitKatApples]

Oh I think the urinal cake serves a very special purpose

 

[BngHawk]

Oh I think the urinal cake serves a very special purpose

But probably not for eating

 

[KitKatApples]

Do you know of a non-special cake?

But probably not for eating

Where did I say anything about eating?

 

[BngHawk]

Where did I say anything about eating?

Where did I say you said anything about eating?

 

[KitKatApples]

Where did I say you said anything about eating?

Where did I say that you said anything about me saying anything about eating?

 

[BngHawk]

Where did I say that you said anything about me saying anything about eating?

I want to go another level on this but instead I will wave the white flag of surrender

 

[Geese]

Meatheads don't act like fairies.

Meatheads do some of the gayest shit ever

 

[KitKatApples]

That's fine, just don't be a fairy

 

[6deuce]

But probably not for eating

 

[jandj]

I want to go another level on this but instead I will wave the white flag of surrender

Cmon Bng, this kind of shit’s not allowed on HALO. No one surrenders. Either keep digging yourself deeper or come back with a new handle.

 

[BngHawk]

Cmon Bng, this kind of shit’s not allowed on HALO. No one surrenders. Either keep digging yourself deeper or come back with a new handle.

You’re right. I lost sight of my mission. I’m going to post three times as much as I do usually. Get ready for the boom, halo!

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Gushawk]

Only the IHMB gets me ready for the boom

 

[BngHawk]

Only the IHMB gets me ready for the boom

No. There’s enough boom for us all.

 

[ivan_drago]

LOLZ I forgot his kid runs track. That makes his tears even more delicious.

Jamie is still so triggered he just fired Martin Smith and I am fucking HOWLING

 

[eclone]

Jamie is still so triggered he just fired Martin Smith and I am fucking HOWLING

His kid is relatively good, right? Like he’s not mad that Thomas isn’t getting “playing time” just something else?
I don’t follow this much at all other than noticing they’ve been pretty good the last couple of years. (Which should get an Olympic sport coach a lifetime contract not fired) what’s the scoop?

 

[ivan_drago]

His kid is relatively good, right? Like he’s not mad that Thomas isn’t getting “playing time” just something else?
I don’t follow this much at all other than noticing they’ve been pretty good the last couple of years. (Which should get an Olympic sport coach a lifetime contract not fired) what’s the scoop?

his kid has graduated, at least I think anyway. Not sure if he was around last year for a free Covid year.

They got 2nd at Big 12 outdoors. I’m not sure what more you can do at ISU.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Jamie is still so triggered he just fired Martin Smith and I am fucking HOWLING

This hiring process should go well. The last two coaches were someone who I considered to be out of ISU's ballpark when hired in Smith (who actually was successful for ISU) and an ISU alum in Ihmels who was so sick and tired of Jamie's shit that he bailed for a program that he had to build.

What a dumbass.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

tRuST tHe prOcEsS

 

[eclone]

his kid has graduated, at least I think anyway. Not sure if he was around last year for a free Covid year.

They got 2nd at Big 12 outdoors. I’m not sure what more you can do at ISU.

Thanks, and I agree...top 2 in a conference with a bunch of TX schools is pretty much the peak. So what has Jamie's panties in a bunch?

 

[ivan_drago]

It appears his son did run this year and is a grad student. It’s likely no coincidence he fired Smith after his kid left.

 

[ivan_drago]

Thanks, and I agree...top 2 in a conference with a bunch of TX schools is pretty much the peak. So what has Jamie's panties in a bunch?

His son didn’t progress into an Olympian and i assume that made him angry.

 

[rodg12]

His son didn’t progress into an Olympian and i assume that made him angry.

Joey Woody turning Iowa into a B10 power probably factored in as well. Classic Jamie lil brother syndrome.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Yeah pollard is pissed that the Hawks are kicking ass. Lol

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Proud parents of an ISU cheerleader?

 

[Verbal]

Clean your windshield, Greg!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Clean your windshield, Greg!

I do at the beginning of every day.

 

[BngHawk]

Actually helping farmers!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Um....so thirsty.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[The Dad]

.

 

[BngHawk]

She’s going to get pissed off, freak out and lock her profile down again for this comment I bet.

 

[hawkeyealum]

She’s going to get pissed off, freak out and lock her profile down again for this comment I bet.

Again? How do you know she has in the past? Who is she?

 

[BngHawk]

Again? How do you know she has in the past? Who is she?

It was discussed here. She did it not all that long ago because she felt creeped out after some sort of comment was made regarding “thirst trap” activities