Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[26.2]

Your coach is a dork. KF isn’t. Deal with it.

And your coach Farley isn't a dork?

 

[douglasbader]

And your coach Farley isn't a dork?

He blows Mike Gundy, not Farley.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Your coach is a horse. KF isn’t. Deal with it.

 

[26.2]

He blows Mike Gundy, not Farley.

Funny that the poster christening himself “the incredible hawk” isn’t even a Hawk

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I am neither a hawk, nor balls

 

[thrawn]

This is the worst discussion/argument in the history of the English language.

 

[Hawkstrat]

This is the worst discussion/argument in the history of the English language.

Have you ever tasted yourself?

 

[BngHawk]

This is the worst discussion/argument in the history of the English language.

Lotta that on halo, inc

 

[shoot-the-three]

Campbell and Fleck are the epitome of the type of coaches that are always yapping about their program’s culture.

I hate ISU as much as the next guy but comparing Campbell with Fleck is a reach.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Funny that the poster christening himself “the incredible hawk” isn’t even a Hawk

Why are you so obsessed with me? It’s getting weird.

 

[KitKatApples]

I am neither a hawk, nor balls

All this time we’ve known you and you’re just now telling us?

 

[26.2]

Why are you so obsessed with me? It’s getting weird.

Because your historical stupidity on here is something that awes me. The enormous stick up your ass is the cherry on top.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Because your historical stupidity on here is something that awes me. The enormous stick up your ass is the cherry on top.

Weird edit as well. I don’t have a stick up my ass, I find it entertaining that you think I care.

 

[eclone]

All this time we’ve known you and you’re just now telling us?

Most of us knew him before he was a hawk or a balls.

 

[26.2]

Weird edit as well. I don’t have a stick up my ass, I find it entertaining that you think I care.

Just change your name to The Incredible Panther (or The Incredible Faggot) to be more accurate, and I will leave you be.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[hawkeyealum]

Because your historical stupidity on here is something that awes me. The enormous stick up your ass is the cherry on top.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Just change your name to The Incredible Panther (or The Incredible Faggot) to be more accurate, and I will leave you be.

Nah, can’t ruin your shtick.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Just change your name to The Incredible Panther (or The Incredible Faggot) to be more accurate, and I will leave you be.

I already have dibs on TIF

 

[26.2]

Nah, can’t ruin your shtick.

This shtick has run it’s course.

Nice shtick. Haven’t seen this one before.

Time for a new shtick, PJ. Keep trying though. It’s really cute.

The rules of HaLo are you must have a shtick.

My wife was 11 in 2001, so you might want to rethink your shtick.

Nah, can’t ruin your shtick.

One of us sure has a shtick

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

One of us sure has a shtick

Dude, you own pantshorts.

 

[KitKatApples]

A shtick up their ass?

 

[26.2]

Dude, you own pantshorts.

And you participate in pyramid schemes. Which one is more laughable?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

And you participate in pyramid schemes. Which one is more laughable?

I would say the pantshorts considering I have never participated in a pyramid scheme.

 

[26.2]

I would say the pantshorts considering I have never participated in a pyramid scheme.

This post makes zero sense. I refer to a chiro frequently, but they aren’t crackpots like a lot of them. I have said this in many posts in the past. I drink Spark and get it for my friends at a discount, so I’m not sure why you have hitched your wagon to the weird Harlan thinks he’s trolling express when I am literally the worst “employee” they have. I put oils in a diffuser. I also like ON amino energy, kickstart, and zero-calorie Monster (not to be confused with all calorie @Monster).

If health care providers would just collaborate with others instead of trying to swing the biggest dick, things would be much easier. That’s why we have such great outcomes. We use multiple methods, resources, providers who are willing to collaborate with others, and don’t use cookie cutter rehab.

/end pointless non-triggered rant

You drink an amway energy drink and get it for your friends at a discount, yet claim you don’t participate in amway?

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

I hate ISU as much as the next guy but comparing Campbell with Fleck is a reach.

There's maybe a degree's difference between "row the boat" and the black uniforms

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

You drink an amway energy drink and get it for your friends at a discount, yet claim you don’t participate in amway?

So you pulled a post from over three years ago to show that I drink an energy drink? Yeah you aren’t psycho at all.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

There's maybe a degree's difference between "row the boat" and the black uniforms

Fleck sells cars at a buy here, pay here lot. Campbell, at a mid sized dealership.

 

[26.2]

So you pulled a post from over three years ago to show that I drink an energy drink? Yeah you aren’t psycho at all.

The key piece of the puzzle here isn't that you drank energy drinks. It's that you claimed you never fell for a pyramid scheme, yet openly talked about drinking a beverage sold exclusively by a historical pyramid scheme company that, historically, only the biggest suckers fall for. And you also bragged about getting said beverage at a discount for all your friends from Amway.

So the question is-did you participate in Amway sales? Or was it your wife?

 

[hawkeyealum]

How do you and Doug remember the most mundane shit posted here?

I’m impressed

 

[thrawn]

the only solution is to ban jogger, tih, and tih’s brother

 

[KitKatApples]

You know the old saying. Gotta crack a few eggs to make an awesome igloo

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If drinking spark is considered participating in a pyramid scheme, I am going to make your mom start calling me “the pharaoh”

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

The key piece of the puzzle here isn't that you drank energy drinks. It's that you claimed you never fell for a pyramid scheme, yet openly talked about drinking a beverage sold exclusively by a historical pyramid scheme company that, historically, only the biggest suckers fall for. And you also bragged about getting said beverage at a discount for all your friends from Amway.

So the question is-did you participate in Amway sales? Or was it your wife?

I don’t think you are very good at puzzles. No, I have never participated in Amway. Nor do I know anyone who has.

 

[Kamala]

The key piece of the puzzle here isn't that you drank energy drinks. It's that you claimed you never fell for a pyramid scheme, yet openly talked about drinking a beverage sold exclusively by a historical pyramid scheme company that, historically, only the biggest suckers fall for. And you also bragged about getting said beverage at a discount for all your friends from Amway.

So the question is-did you participate in Amway sales? Or was it your wife?

 

[Matt]

Lolol

 

[Bob Sanders]

Hmm...

NFL Contracts from Iowa

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NFL Contracts from Iowa State

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This is active players only so it doesn't include Yanda, a future first ballot HOFer.

 

[TJones3312]

Hmm...

NFL Contracts from Iowa

Listing all active NFL players from Iowa and their current contract breakdown.

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NFL Contracts from Iowa State

Listing all active NFL players from Iowa State and their current contract breakdown.

www.spotrac.com

This is active players only so it doesn't include Yanda, a future first ballot HOFer.

Yea you need to tweet that in response. Thanks!

 

[Squat Cobbler]

By my count Iowa has three times the millionaire NFL players who aren't linemen or Kittle as Iowa St has total millionaire NFL players.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Hmm...

NFL Contracts from Iowa

Listing all active NFL players from Iowa and their current contract breakdown.

www.spotrac.com

NFL Contracts from Iowa State

Listing all active NFL players from Iowa State and their current contract breakdown.

www.spotrac.com

This is active players only so it doesn't include Yanda, a future first ballot HOFer.

It makes me sad to know people have paid over $79 million dollars to people from Iowa State to play football.

 

[Soda Popinski]

By my count Iowa has three times the millionaire NFL players who aren't linemen or Kittle as Iowa St has total millionaire NFL players.

They think they're the tight end factory now.

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Also feels like Lazzard needs a better agent.

 

[eclone]

Also feels like Lazzard needs a better agent.

As an UDFA making the minimum, he needs one more good year in 2021 going in to being a restricted FA in 2022 and actually get paid. And by that I mean he needs to be praying to baby Jesus every night that Rodgers plays all year for the Packers in 2021.

 

[Bob Sanders]

It makes me sad to know people have paid over $79 million dollars to people from Iowa State to play football.

Osemele is $47 million of that number and he deserved it. Klein is another $24 million and he has basically been a backup for 8 years.

 

[KitKatApples]

Not a bad gig

 

[eclone]

Osemele is $47 million of that number and he deserved it. Klein is another $24 million and he has basically been a backup for 8 years.

Klein isn't an AllPro, but has started 76 of 118 career games, including 55 out of 59 the last four years since he signed his FA deal.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[ivan_drago]

Strong Groundhog Day auction vibes

 

[KitKatApples]

@Geese how fast did you get blocked?

 

[Geese]

@Geese how fast did you get blocked?

Lol he must be sleeping still bc I'm not blocked yet