The Dad
Legitimately bald forever and stupid looking
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It looks like a bunch of librarians headed off to a convention.
It looks like a bunch of librarians headed off to a convention.
Watch Dekkers’ first 2 drives last week if you want to see this. Before Iowa started rotating in little used linemen and playing a soft prevent.I want Purdy to be broken and then put in Dekkers and have him be below average too to just crush their dreams
Or a hostage tape...
It looks like a bunch of librarians headed off to a convention.
UNLV is that bad. I’d stay away. Better ones on the boardClones are -32.5. UNLV is real bad but seems like a lot of points given the Clones offensive output this season.
They’re already practiced on the back half of that chant so this was easy for them.
Look out Vegas!
Too late.UNLV is that bad. I’d stay away. Better ones on the board
I know we’re going overboard on all the reacting here, but this must be shared. JFC.
Fucking Beverly hillbillies. JFC.I know we’re going overboard on all the reacting here, but this must be shared. JFC.
"Ooooh Jean, this is even more exciting than that bus trip we took to Meskwaki that time!"
Look out Vegas!
How many oxygen tanks can one plane hold?
Look out Vegas!
Assume that pass got tipped into a defenders hands.
O/U 25 minutes to deplaneHow many oxygen tanks can one plane hold?
Ask the passengers of ValuJet 592How many oxygen tanks can one plane hold?
Way over. There’s a lot of “get situated while in the aisle” and “I’m on the wrong side of the plane” in that shotO/U 25 minutes to deplane
Oh, and a couple of pre-takeoff bathroom stopsWay over. There’s a lot of “get situated while in the aisle” and “I’m on the wrong side of the plane” in that shot
And at least 1/3 of them will be the ones who stand up in the aisle holding on to the seat for long durations because “these gosh darn seats are so tiny and I need to stretch.”Oh, and a couple of pre-takeoff bathroom stops
He’s the equivalent of Saul Goodman on bingo night at the nursing home.That guy on the microphone...WTF is he doing? Why is he doing it? How does he feel about what he did?
He is just so damn perfect for that fanbase. It’s amazing.‘You can now check into your hotel online!’- Williams
Well…okay, pity it is. With all due respect to Mr. T, I pity this fool.I know we’re going overboard on all the reacting here, but this must be shared. JFC.
They have such a weird obsession with not being in proximity to Iowa fans. As if any location outside of Iowa should somehow be off limits to Hawkeyes fans if 3 or more Cyclone fans are present.I hope they’re smirking.
What a fucking rube.I know we’re going overboard on all the reacting here, but this must be shared. JFC.
I wonder if he asked them if they could let ISU join the SEC."OK, drinking with Alabama fans today. They are fans of CMC and ISU. They think Texas joining SEC is a joke. I like these guys."
Yep they’ve totally heard of Iowa St before and ol sugar cubes. I’m sure of it"OK, drinking with Alabama fans today. They are fans of CMC and ISU. They think Texas joining SEC is a joke. I like these guys."
He spends 99.9% of his life in Bondurant and Ames.Where the fuck is Hey Guys staying that he is amazed by a digital key?
Yeah this one is pretty bad. It screams “4 guys to a room a mile out of the way” type of trips when he goes to Vegas or Austin or wherever with his buddies.Where the fuck is Hey Guys staying that he is amazed by a digital key?
My Courtyard by Marriott west of St Louis had a digital key for gods sakeI mean, nearly every Hilton has had a digital key for like 5 years.
Try 15 miles out of the way at whatever Red Roof Inn they can find.Yeah this one is pretty bad. It screams “4 guys to a room a mile out of the way” type of trips when he goes to Vegas or Austin or wherever with his buddies.
Every fucking Home2Suites has a digital key. It's the least impressive thing ever.My Courtyard by Marriott west of St Louis had a digital key for gods sake
Busch Latte on tap at Beer Park….although not for long with 200+ cyclones at the bar.
FIFYHe spends 99.9% of his life inBondurant and Ameshis wife's basement.
An animal husbandry site?Stupid rumor on another site is that Purdy got a cow preggers
I mean, should we tell him?Every fucking Home2Suites has a digital key. It's the least impressive thing ever.
I wonder if he is amazed that a Samsung phone has a feature where you can change the volume on a tv.
1). I was six pages behind. 2). 3 of them were some of the biggest dipshits in Halo history being bigger dipshits than they normally are. 3). Fuck Iowa State. 4). Holy fucking shit. When do they get the Kool-Aid?