Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[RecreationalGynecologist]

And then I hope they lose to Kansas.

Kansas would find a way to lose to Luther

 

[chaneccooms]

Nick Saban asking members of the media if they’ve ever played sports is exactly what I think whenever I read a tweet from the lil’ cowpoke after an Iowa State loss about how the Cyclones had more total yards or yards per play or some other inane stat.

 

[eclone]

Nick Saban asking members of the media if they’ve ever played sports is exactly what I think whenever I read a tweet from the lil’ cowpoke after an Iowa State loss about how the Cyclones had more total yards or yards per play or some other inane stat.

And it's just as stupid when you think it as when Saban says it.

 

[KitKatApples]

I enjoy Saban's contempt for the media.

 

[chaneccooms]

And it's just as stupid when you think it as when Saban says it.

I don’t think someone has to have played a sport to write or commentate effectively on it.

However, there are absolutely times when media types who didn’t play make it very clear via their commentary that there are some things they just don’t get. The lil’ cowpoke’s obsession with meaningless stats is a clear example of this.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I enjoy Saban's contempt for the media.

And the rules

and giving fucks

 

[The Full Monte]

You’re right Chris…that IS insane…

“Iowa State won its 14th game as a ranked team since 2017. ISU won only 13 games as a ranked team from 1892-2016.”

Let that sink in …

That’s insane!

 

[TJones3312]

You’re right Chris…that IS insane…

*pathetic

 

[HawkBall23]

You’re right Chris…that IS insane…

What that quote proves, is that Iowa State sucked for 125 years.

It's insanely awesome watching ISU fans run their program through the shit-stained mud while trying to make themselves look competent.

 

[TAIhawk]

Is it just me or does that kid look like he wants nothing to do with that belt…. As though he realizes it’s along the lines of being the valedictorian of summer school?…. That outside of your mom, nobody really gives a shit? But yet, there you are, having to stand there with everybody pretending to believe that you are worth anything at all in your pathetic, pitiful existence and future life of emptiness and despair

 

[Greg Obrecht]

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Iowa State vs. UNLV Recap: A Big Group Therapy Session

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[Hawk&Balls]

Lolololololol

 

[Wanderer]

Cyclones vs The World! This time, we won. More like Cyclones vs one of the worst teams in college football. Where do these people come from?

 

[TH1974]

Haha. What a douche

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Worse than ERR's book

 

[HawkLax6]

You’re right Chris…that IS insane…

Everyone was unranked from 1892 to 1935.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Worse than ERR's book

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[thrawn]

Worse than ERR's book

Can you be worse than something that doesn’t exist?

 

[thrawn]

Man, just go to all the games and enjoy yourself. Let the Register which is already writing articles and taking pictures publish the book if they actually have a great season.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

ERR’s book exists and it’s awesome

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Worse than ERR's book

DJK's book > ERR book > Cy fan book

 

[L. Wade Childress]

DJK's book > ERR book > Cy fan book

you can’t even read

 

[TAIhawk]

To quote “the Dad”; “their existence is a constant flail for relevance”……perhaps the single most accurate description of the entire cyclone fan base I’ve ever read

 

[L. Wade Childress]

To quote “the Dad”; “their existence is a constant flail for relevance”……perhaps the single most accurate description of the entire cyclone fan base I’ve ever read

Ivan is a good guy. That’s harsh.

oh wait you were still talking ISU

 

[3rd Generation Hawk]

Everyone was unranked from 1892 to 1935.

Even so, that means ISU won as a ranked team approximately once per every 6.5 years. Meanwhile, Iowa won as a ranked team 7 times in 2015 alone.

 

[newsbreaker]

Man, just go to all the games and enjoy yourself. Let the Register which is already writing articles and taking pictures publish the book if they actually have a great season.

But you’re very smart and interesting if you’re writing a book. Otherwise, you’re just a dope following the worst program in history around.

 

[Matt]

I am still anxiously waiting for the release of the @Eastside Ray Ray book

 

[Hawk24]

This showed up in my Twitter feed just now. That pic scared the shit out of me.

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[hawkeyealum]

God I hope they lose.

I haven’t seen Baylor play this year but I assume they suck

 

[Hawk&Balls]

RETNA

 

[thrawn]

RETNA

at least Baylor doesn’t get trolled by McDonald’s when they go all gold

McDonald's brings Iowa State uniform joke to life

The Cyclones embrace an old rivalry joke, and America's biggest fast food franchise joins in.

www.sbnation.com

 

[eclone]

at least Baylor doesn’t get trolled by McDonald’s when they go all gold

McDonald's brings Iowa State uniform joke to life

The Cyclones embrace an old rivalry joke, and America's biggest fast food franchise joins in.

www.sbnation.com

Word is that Campbell HATES the gold on gold look as much as he LOVES the black jerseys. So thankfully don't expect to see those abominations again any time soon.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Shoes should be gold too.

 

[Jim]

Word is that Campbell HATES the gold on gold look as much as he LOVES the black jerseys. So thankfully don't expect to see those abominations again any time soon.

Word is he can’t do a damn thing about losing to Iowa, so he concerns himself with uniform colors.

 

[The Full Monte]

Word is he can’t do a damn thing about losing to Iowa, so he concerns himself with uniform colors.

SO SICK THOUGH!!!!

 

[nolookpass]

God I hope they lose.

I haven’t seen Baylor play this year but I assume they suck

If Doyle starts at linebacker they probably aren't any good

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Word is that he’s going to take the Penn St job after Franklin bolts because that dark blue/white combo is close enough to the black/white he so adores.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Baylor sucks ass.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

These ARE you daddy’s Baylor Bears.

 

[SteadyEddy]

Word is that Campbell HATES the gold on gold look as much as he LOVES the black jerseys. So thankfully don't expect to see those abominations again any time soon.

These aren't great, but they are probably your best uniform combos. They actually look somewhat unique too. Your coach is a meathead so he'll probably stick with the generic no connection to the school black unis.

 

[Lefty]

Iowa State vs. UNLV Recap: A Big Group Therapy Session

I’m Kyle Oppenhuizen, a lifelong Iowa State fan. I am documenting my journey to attend every game of the 2021 season, with plans to publish a book about the most anticipated season in school history. Preseason expectations, fan excitement at an all-time high, and the ability to attend games after a

cyclonefanatic.com

Just read it and it was everything I expected but somehow even more so.

 

[HiG 2.0]

Just read it and it was everything I expected but somehow even more so.

Holy shit. That shit is gold.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

RETNA

Quickly scrolling through the replies, I didn't see a single one of those pig fucking mouth breathers call out inability to spell. On brand.

May have missed one but I was getting stupid reading their replies.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

“Look at this. Any conference that doesn’t want this is crazy.”

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I did not make it through the rest. What is that 30,000 words to describe a low rent trip to Vegas to watch your team win a complete mismatch?

 

[Alan Lomax]

It’s so cute they think that they’re looking at the things networks care about. And that the singular most successful run in school history is something to base this decision on.

 

[Wanderer]

No other team would bring this many people to Vegas!!!

(mainly because they wouldn’t have to schedule a non-con vs UNLV).

 

[The Full Monte]

No other team would bring this many people to Vegas!!!

(mainly because they wouldn’t have to schedule a non-con vs UNLV).

Imagine what a dismal track record of success you would have to have as a program to be excited for a trip to Vegas vs a non-P5 team

 

[HawkBall23]

Imagine what a dismal track record of success you would have to have as a program to be excited for a trip to Vegas vs a non-P5 team

Its ISU. No imagination needed.