Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[SondyRules]

Barta just said on ESPN ‘togetherness’ is one of the major factor in how they rank these teams

@Shawneemicks this is your guy!

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Barta just said on ESPN ‘togetherness’ is one of the major factor in how they rank these teams

I guess CMC failed in his goal to be the GREATEST together team ever then. Shame.

 

[Shawneemicks]

@Shawneemicks this is your guy!

Been tryin to tell y’all for years

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Nothing about that athletic department belongs in a power league.

Friday? Their concessioners are working the high school games. Better money there.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

$20 tickets
Bring own food to the game

Lol.

Sounds like my podunk high school's alumni banquets.

 

[douglasbader]

I “cherry picked” stats? Come on. You’re a try hard idiot, but you’re not that obtuse. I used the most common QB stats that I could find easily on sports Reference. Plus hand figured the wins. What super special QB comparison stat am I purposefully leaving out?

and I put Beathard in the top 10. But go ahead and double his stats and get back to me on how they compare.

Brock Purdy is a fidget turd that got benched against Drake, gave up and was told to sit on the bench the rest of the game against Iowa (in the 3rd quarter of his Senior year!!) and his coach had to give him a loving head massage lat week because he sucked so much.

Totally one of the best QB's the State of Iowa has ever seen.

Let me spell this out for everyone in a way they can understand..... Brock Purdy is the J-Bo of Iowa State. He accumulated a bunch of stuff over a long time in a fairly mediocre way. In their senior years they were removed from their position in favor of others.

So proud.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

They’re done with harvest by now, right?

They would be if they didn't drive their pickers and combines backwards.

 

[The Full Monte]

*in a conference with perhaps the most historic run of defensive talent, or complete lack thereof

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I’m incressingly concerned that if Ferentz retired Barta would try to hire Campbell.

 

[brantshawks]

Sounds like my podunk high school's alumni banquets.

That's ridiculous....



They don't let you bring your own food.

 

[rodg12]

This is perfect. With this week's announcements, the three players you list above are finalists for the Doak Walker (Hall--"fantasic" OK), Lombardi (Rose -- "really good but no Jack Campbell" homer undersell), and Mackey (Kolar --"decent college level player" LOL) Awards.

But it's ISU fans that are out of line in their praise of their players...not the level headed Iowa fans that may just be biased against them...

Might Campbell be a better pro than Rose? I'm on record as saying probably. But no need to knock down the quality of college players they are just because they're on the other team. Even Purdy has been dragged by Hawk fans for years and plenty of ISU fans...but there's no doubt that he's the best ISU QB ever, and on the short list of best QBs this state have ever seen. To compare him to Petras and Padilla is beyond LOL worthy. (much as a couple of his bad highlights are...but the good ones never seem to make it over to this site...)

Much like LInderbaum deserves every bit of praise he earns, and should be a shoe in for the Lombardi and Rimington although I'm guessing Hutchinson wins the Lombardi.

This is really fucking dumb. He's not better than Seneca. I don't think he's better than Sage. There are at least 10 State of Iowa QBs better than Purdy.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Its like theres a specific law or something …..

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Super common? No. It's an extremely Dubuque thing.

Yeah but it's a Friday, Dubuque would be deploying the usual fish dishes and saving the turkey leftovers for the weekend.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Purdy is so good that I was seriously disappointed to hear that he wasn't coming back for an extra year.

That rag-armed faggot lowers their ceiling. I will miss him.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

This isn't the nectar of the gods?

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[brantshawks]

Purdy is so good that I was seriously disappointed to hear that he wasn't coming back for an extra year.

That rag-armed faggot lowers their ceiling. I will miss him.

Don't underestimate what their next best thing is. I'm sure he's a tremendous faggot.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Holee Shit...of all of the ISU Quarterbacks you could have listed you go full on Purdy. He's among the best in ISU history, but he still doesn't hold a candle to Seneca Wallace. Purdy will be lucky to get a cup of coffee in the NFL.

Maybe he'll get to serve the coffee.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

That's ridiculous....



They don't let you bring your own food.

Actually, the "banquets" are pot luck. A lot of potato salad, a lot of beans.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Its like theres a specific law or something …..

That’s actually based on facial recognition software.

 

[brantshawks]

Actually, the "banquets" are pot luck. A lot of potato salad, a lot of beans.

Oh.

OK, that actually sounds quite nice.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

If you're going to use "tavern hoks" as a derogatory term, first know the proper usage of "Too, to and two."

To difficult too do.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

 

[BngHawk]

Godddddd. He’s a “cooler heads prevailed” kind of dildo.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

wait the concession thing is real??????

 

[6deuce]

He might be a step below Drew Tate on his very best day.

And on Tate’s worst

 

[CamelTones]

Stivers had himself a day on Twitter yesterday.

 

[douglasbader]

Stivers had himself a day on Twitter yesterday.

Lol, I thought he was done with Iowa??

 

[douglasbader]

@ivan_drago your buddy is a total fucking clown.

 

[douglasbader]

Here are his thoughts on Iowa State basketball.....

 

[douglasbader]

Lol at this tweet. He is jerking off over the offense and movement and they had 27 points at half. Ended up being an 8 point win in the 60's over a team that Iowa would beat a couple nights later by about 30 and had 108 points.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

He posted about Iowa's fraud 10 wins for 11 hours yesterday.

Lol

 

[douglasbader]

He posted about Iowa's fraud 10 wins for 11 hours yesterday.

Lol

I love that his pinned tweet is a whiny pseudo book called Happymess about "dating in the modern era" where he seems to be oblivious about why no human woman finds him attractive as a partner.

 

[Gushawk]

I’ve got a decent sized bet on Xavier moneyline today. I think they easily cover, but slow and steady wins the race and any Cyclone loss is enjoyable and I don’t want to compromise that reality.

 

[ivan_drago]

LOL. EClone is absolutely a CyFan poster who has a So Proud yard sign.

 

[CamelTones]

He posted about Iowa's fraud 10 wins for 11 hours yesterday.

Lol

I think it’s funny when fans mock a college football teams schedule without realizing about 82% of every teams schedule is made up of teams every fan base assume their team could beat.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I’ve got a decent sized bet on Xavier moneyline today. I think they easily cover, but slow and steady wins the race and any Cyclone loss is enjoyable and I don’t want to compromise that reality.

Fuck that. Xavier is gonna put it in raw. 4 units on the fighting Nunges.

 

[Gushawk]

I hope your faith pays dividends my skinny friend.

 

[The Full Monte]

“Kicking in the door with that liberal arts confidence”

 

[Jim]

“Kicking in the door with that liberal arts confidence”

Shit. Iowa plays tomorrow?

 

[Alan Lomax]

“Hey anyone in America, what day is it?” Ryan Stivers on Wednesday, “THANKSGIVING!”

 

[RiotFan]

I’ve got a decent sized bet on Xavier moneyline today. I think they easily cover, but slow and steady wins the race and any Cyclone loss is enjoyable and I don’t want to compromise that reality.

Ope.

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

“Kicking in the door with that liberal arts confidence”

Read some of his feed. Lol.

He’s the kind of guy in high school that runs his mouth and picks a fight at a party, gets his ass kicked then leaves and calls the cops. Really embarrassing type of person yet normal for that fan base.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I can't tell if he's just a run of the mill troll, or a dude the FBI should be paying attention to. He seems off.

 

[thrawn]

So you think Conditt will never be better than he is now?

 

[Hawkmi]

So you think Conditt will never be better than he is now?

 

[Gushawk]

Ope.

pwned

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Lee Beevers]

I hate them so much. I can only hope TCU beats their ass today.

 

[newsbreaker]

How many games does he start at Texas A&M.

 

[KitKatApples]

3?