Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[hawkeyealum]

I’m going to tweet them a pic of macs brown cy

 

[TH1974]

I’m going to tweet them a pic of macs brown cy

Took me a minute. I was like, "what does Mack Brown have to do with this?".

 

[KitKatApples]

He might've taken the picture?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Did Mac ever say how many attempts it took to get the desired photo?

 

[BngHawk]

Did Mac ever say how many attempts it took to get the desired photo?

@mac50702

 

[KitKatApples]

They were all great photos but it’s about picking the right one

 

[The Full Monte]

Uhhhhhh…..who wants to tell him?

 

[The Full Monte]

If one were to say, so their own research….

14 of the last 20 years…they’d be losers.

31 of the last 40 years…they’d be losers.

47 of the last 60 years…..they’d be losers.

Cliff notes….if you’re an Iowa State fan….there’s a 70-80% chance you’re going to be a loser

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

If one were to say, so their own research….

14 of the last 20 years…they’d be losers.

31 of the last 40 years…they’d be losers.

47 of the last 60 years…..they’d be losers.

Cliff notes….if you’re an Iowa State fan….there’s a 70-80% chance you’re going to be a loser

*99.999999

 

[KitKatApples]

%80.085

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

If one were to say, so their own research….

14 of the last 20 years…they’d be losers.

31 of the last 40 years…they’d be losers.

47 of the last 60 years…..they’d be losers.

Cliff notes….if you’re an Iowa State fan….there’s a 70-80% chance you’re going to be a loser

TYFYS

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

More like CYper Bowl

 

[snips]

is there really such thing as a CHAD CYCLONE FAN?

 

[gable_guy]

25th season as an Iowa state fan.

 

[fossilhawk]

is there really such thing as a CHAD CYCLONE FAN?

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Goooooooo.

How do these people reproduce?

 

[gable_guy]

Animal husbandry

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[neshawk]

Animal husbandry

Animal wifery

 

[Pinehawk]

He just watched the new Ric Flair documentary.

 

[Hawkmi]

is there really such thing as a CHAD CYCLONE FAN?

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[snips]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Spoiler

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Need more self appointed empaths in fundraising.

 

[newsbreaker]

Lol. You know what kind of experience a fundraising entity needs? A low level corporate attorney and some podcasters.

 

[neshawk]

They needed two more people to comb the ditches for empty Busch Light cans.

 

[Wanderer]

Lol. You know what kind of experience a fundraising entity needs? A low level corporate attorney and some podcasters.

Don’t forget having a former coach who was fired 15+ years ago after bringing the program to heights rarely seen before. His 56 career wins are the school record. As are the 85 losses. Not sure he’s set foot in Ames since.

 

[newsbreaker]

Don’t forget having a former coach who was fired 15+ years ago after bringing the program to heights rarely seen before. His 56 career wins are the school record. As are the 85 losses. Not sure he’s set foot in Ames since.

Who is entirely irrelevant to current players and not even a memory to recent grads.

It’s almost as is this whole thing is not much more than a vehicle for Blum to get paid to have his own particular brand of fun.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

You try hauling all those.cans in by yourself

 

[Wanderer]

Another rule of fundraising boards is to not surround yourself with your friends on the board as you’re all friends with the same people.

 

[ivan_drago]

Another rule of fundraising boards is to not surround yourself with your friends on the board as you’re all friends with the same people.

It’s almost as if Iowa State is a tiny fanbase and the only people who care to be the faces of something like this are a small group of attention seekers.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Spoiler

 

[KitKatApples]

I have no idea who those two other people are

 

[brantshawks]

From that Brooke girl: Brooke worked at Caesars Entertainment in Las Vegas for over 11 years. During this time, she managed a team of international representatives, planned and executed special events, and set forth revenue generating projects with third party partners across the world.


She had a team of call girls, right?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sounds like they get the chance to continue their jersey chasing days into their 50’s

 

[BngHawk]

From that Brooke girl: Brooke worked at Caesars Entertainment in Las Vegas for over 11 years. During this time, she managed a team of international representatives, planned and executed special events, and set forth revenue generating projects with third party partners across the world.


She had a team of call girls, right?

Skills: Finance

 

[brantshawks]

Skills: Hoors

 

[KitKatApples]

KitKat Skills: Coors

 

[newsbreaker]

Skills: Not being easy, but being awesome.

 

[brantshawks]

Skills: Not being easy, but being awesome.

I'm not sure that first part is accurate.

 

[Alan Lomax]

From that Brooke girl: Brooke worked at Caesars Entertainment in Las Vegas for over 11 years. During this time, she managed a team of international representatives, planned and executed special events, and set forth revenue generating projects with third party partners across the world.


She had a team of call girls, right?

They apparently didn't give her a word count on her bio. I think her best employment was probably with PubLIZity.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I sort of think organizing a harem of call girls would be a useful skill for NIL.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I’d still like to see Steph nekkid

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’d still like to see Steph nekkid

 

[hawkeyealum]

That’s quite the bait and switch from her Twitter profile

 

[Kerky]

Don’t forget having a former coach who was fired 15+ years ago after bringing the program to heights rarely seen before. His 56 career wins are the school record. As are the 85 losses. Not sure he’s set foot in Ames since.

He has been in IC however. I saw him at Paglia's in December

 

[ivan_drago]

Personally, I’m just relieved she recovered from the Demar Hamlin incident. She was so damaged

 

[TH1974]

He has been in IC however. I saw him at Paglia's in December

Pagliai's is overrated

 

[Soda Popinski]

Personally, I’m just relieved she recovered from the Demar Hamlin incident. She was so damaged

That whole empath thing reminded me of the dude that said Tom Manning won't be able to feed his kids or support his family.

 

[ivan_drago]

That whole empath thing reminded me of the dude that said Tom Manning won't be able to feed his kids or support his family.

or ISU fans getting upset at people making fun of the uninjured kids who burned their tents down waiting in line for Hilton with propane heaters because “they lost their books and might fail tests.”