Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[newsbreaker]

How much of that 189 million in value will help cover their budget woes?

That’s actually a good response. If it was worth almost 200M, they should have no problem recovering 1/8th of that in real value and filling their budget hole.

 

[Thrawn II]

When bows just aren’t enough….

Go fuck yourself

bows aren't enough for actually reading and processing information instead of reflexively bitching a byline?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

That’s actually a good response.

No take backs

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It's a little witch hunty

it’s Randy Evans though. Not the cops.

 

[Bovert]

Here are some things the Gazette should investigate that are perhaps the most important things going on at the U of Iowa as I see it.
1. What was the legacy of Gary Barta? Beyond the lawsuits and the $50 million welfare check from the state, the U of I ranked at the bottom of athletic achievement in the Big 10 during his tenure. Interview the big donors on what they thought of him.
2. What is Iowa’s place in the Big 10 now? Is Iowa getting further and further behind because of realignment? Iowa State obviously has a realignment problem, but doesn’t Iowa?
3. Iowa has hundreds of millions of dollars (close to a billion) of capital needs to keep up with the arms race in the Big 10. Probably need a new basketball arena. Kinnick is pushing 100 years old. Parking issues. Etc. Who is going to pay for it? Will the new Big 10 TV money be enough to pay for it?
4. what are the plans for coaching succession for football and wrestling?
5. Iowa State just demolished Iowa this year in the Cy Hawk series. Why? Iowa wrestling is closer to battling for fifth place in the Big 10 than battling for even second place. Why?
6. How does the Iowa donor base compare to the rest of the Big 10? Does Iowa have enough NIL donors to compete with the middle tier?

They won’t because they are busy trying to get information on Iowa State’s trip to Dublin.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Better question…would you rather be in Iowa’s position or ISU’s?

 

[Wanderer]

lol. Kinnick is 100 years old. But has been renovated in to an amazing stadium. They're doing renovations to CHA but they need to replace it? And blah blah blah Parking! Blah blah blah ETC!
And certainly they had a solid succession plan for football coach. lololol.
Sinking further behind? UI is consistently top 20 in athletics revenue and value.

 

[KitKatApples]

Lets compare who's gotten more welfare from the state?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Iowa may have difficulty keeping up with tOSU and Michigan, but who doesn’t? As stated, top 25 brand in college athletics by any metric including revenue . If there were a breakaway of 32-36 schools Iowa would be part of it.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

And it helps not having to set aside several million a year to pay out in settlements for Barta mishaps.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fake cyclone kim is almost done and Hawkeye Rob is up next. Put them out of their misery. Actually, enhance their misery by creating the SUI system where Ames is the equivalent of Winona.

 

[BVHawk95]

Counterpoint:

Fuck ISU

 

[snips]

rob sand sux

 

[Gushawk]

#sand!

 

[snips]

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[Natty Bumppo]

I’m a man.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

snips sure can pick em

 

[Truant]

I thought we had a procedure for dumbfucks that bring politics to the football threads.

 

[Gushawk]

I’m a man.

I’m 51.

And I’d bet Jimmy is a pathetic excuse for an adult male in multiple respects.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

"Judy Stroyer". Such a clever little Nazi. Bet his best friend is Andy Zemite.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Some people measure manliness by their insecurities

 

[iowa4ever20]

Please make this happen.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

And then takes otzelberger with him.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Hasn't McIntosh been kind of awful at Wisconsin? I like him there if so.

Pollard can keep fucking up ISU also

 

[Dr_Hawk]

Wisconsin, while dumb, isn't stupid enough to hire Pollard. They will have the opportunity to hire a qualified candidate.

 

[Verbal]

Tear down State Street and put in a walk-in clinic.

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Kamala]

Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Massive

 

[Hawkstrat]

This would embarrass me.

 

[Pedro]

Soft

 

[hawkeyealum]

Except we lost to them

 

[HerkyHopeful]

They no longer trust the process, they now enjoy it.

Curious if they'll continue to win in the dark, or if they'll choose another time of day.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

They no longer trust the process, they now enjoy it.

Curious if they'll continue to win in the dark, or if they'll choose another time of day.

“Losers by breakfast time”

 

[Glen]

Why are the using an Iowa helmet at :36?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Why are the using an Iowa helmet at :36?

Because they are obsessed. CMC started it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Upside down Iowa logo helmet

 

[Natty Bumppo]

Man, I hate Iowa State so much.

 

[jandj]

They no longer trust the process, they now enjoy it.

Curious if they'll continue to win in the dark, or if they'll choose another time of day.

If it’s inevitable, you might as well enjoy it.

 

[ChipHilton]

I hope they'll play some Kenny G on their next video.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Defensive back?

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Very sick and mentally ill behavior and a perfect given reason for Beth to permanently cancel the series.

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Not sure where to post so it’s going here.

RunnerSpace Is Track & XC on Instagram: "You can't sneak up on the folks with stealth airplanes! Air Force takes very close men's 4x1600m relay at #DrakeRelays! 16:25.88 to Iowa State's 16:26.07 👀"

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