Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[TH1974]

I guess now they don't have to.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Well they still better be staying at Grandma & Grandpa’s that weekend.

 

[Harlan]

Please go into more detail.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Please go into more detail.

Grandparents are your parents’ parents





So:

• Grandmother = your mom’s mom or your dad’s mom
• Grandfather = your mom’s dad or your dad’s dad

They’re the generation two steps above you in your family tree. Grandparents often help take care of kids, tell family stories, spoil you a little (or a lot ), and pass down traditions.





If you want it kid-simple, the classic definition is:


“Grandparents are the parents of your parents.”

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[Glen]

Goodness, his nipples are unsightly.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Spoiler tag that shit.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That’s ‘shopped

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

They don't like it when you push their head down.

 

[newsbreaker]

Those men have reached completion inside one another.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I would prefer not to know anything about either one of them.

 

[chafedHawk]

 

[Wanderer]

That’s ‘shopped

I think he forgot to take off his pasties.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

MD on Instagram: "Something I noticed going through the tape 🤷"

24K likes, 1,472 comments - mikedaddino__ on February 10, 2026: "Something I noticed going through the tape 🤷".

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[BVHawk95]

extra large pepperoni slices

 

[The Tin Man]

Not mosquito bites, holmes. Silver dollars!

 

[Mountain Hawk]

There's a certain Weekend at Bernie's vibe to this.

 

[TH1974]

There's a certain porn version of Weekend at Bernie's vibe to this.

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[cloudhawk]

I mean...cmon, man

 

[snips]

you know who is NOT 'endowed'?
'ol Snips.... that's who

 

[Shawneemicks]

I mean what the fuck

 

[neshawk]

It would be more impressive if it was the FIFA Endowed Athletic Director.

 

[Wanderer]

JPADJP. lol. Next he bestows himself the statue.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Does that make him well endowed

 

[L. Wade Childress]

wait- I was going to question how a sitting AD possibly has enough money to endow a position like this, but he actually got someone else to name it after him???

 

[Greg Obrecht]

It was Blum’s grifter wife.

 

[KitKatApples]

JPADJP. lol. Next he bestows himself the statue.

I wouldn't be shocked if he did commission a statue of himself

 

[Thrawn II]

 

[The Dad]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Summit of shitty real estate developers

 

[KitKatApples]

They needed someone from a place that's not in the future plans of college athletics

 

[newsbreaker]

We were in Ames for a science competition last week. I hadn’t been by since started construction, and holy shit does it look stupid. A random health clinic in the middle of an open lot.

What a complete joke of an idea.

 

[KitKatApples]

Shocking

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He won’t be around to see the fallout, what does he care

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Just another platform for Lord Fucktard to whine about his poverty program.

 

[ivan_drago]

I just imagine that he will cut everyone off and lob a “now hang on” at every turn

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[KitKatApples]

Lol at the comments. Fuck you kirk for allowing them anything

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Dear lord. I paid about as much as my game ticket for a parking pass for a grass lot about 1/2 mile from stadium at Penn. State and then walked past solid cars the whole way to stadium. In Ames there is free parking within 1/3 of a mile of stadium in several directions. Also, Iowa State is at capacity for 0.5 games per year.

 

[KitKatApples]

It took 2 hours to get out of that Penn St. parking lot. It takes me two hours to get home from Trice

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Dear lord. I paid about as much as my game ticket for a parking pass for a grass lot about 1/2 mile from stadium at Penn. State and then walked past solid cars the whole way to stadium. In Ames there is free parking within 1/3 of a mile of stadium in several directions. Also, Iowa State is at capacity for 0.5 games per year.

There is just no way that dude has been to any away games.

 

[KitKatApples]

Ames is possibly the largest metropolis he ever ventured too. Went to DesMoines once for an ICubs game maybe.

 

[Orestes]

It took 2 hours to get out of that Penn St. parking lot. It takes me two hours to get home from Trice

And that was after PSU played Northwestern. Imagine how busy it would have been after a game against someone like Iowa.

 

[KitKatApples]

And that was after PSU played Northwestern. Imagine how busy it would have been after a game against someone like Iowa.

You god damn son of a bitch

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Ames is possibly the largest metropolis he ever ventured too. Went to DesMoines once for an ICubs game maybe.

Got to the exit sign labeled MLK and turned around.

 

[KitKatApples]

It's a lot for one day

 

[Iowatheltics]

Parody AI photo in that tweet

 

[3rd Generation Hawk]

Pollard doesn't realize this, but he's been asked because he's providing the case study of how to drive an athletic department into the dirt, financially.