Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Gushawk]

I don’t think that’s the best part of Iowa at all.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Silky Johnson]

Noted Jamie.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

$500,000,000!

 

[MikeyJoe]

"Will be worth $500M in building valuations in 30 years" is literally just the $200M they're investing increasing in value 3% over 30 years.

Like you'd have more money if you bought a 30 year treasury bond.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

"Will be worth $500M in building valuations in 30 years" is literally just the $200M they're investing increasing in value 3% over 30 years.

Like you'd have more money if you bought a 30 year treasury bond.

Can you please post this in that tweet? I find myself unable.

May God bless you...assuming you do.

 

[Stu Beagle]

In 60 years it could be worth a billion!

 

[MikeyJoe]

People think I'm dumb, but money invested in land will go up by the rate of inflation over the next generation.

Who's laughing now.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

People think I'm dumb, but money invested in land will go up by the rate of inflation over the next generation.

Who's laughing now.

You are a good man. God loves you.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Lolz

 

[KitKatApples]

It’s not going to be developed into jack shit and will absolutely sink them

 

[L. Wade Childress]

And what rate of property tax do they pay on that valuation?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Would a non-profit pay property tax on that in Iowa? In some states you can get exemptions for uses within the purpose of the org and not UBI and usually just being a landlord wouldn’t cause UBI.

 

[The Full Monte]

“Better overall program than Penn State”

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

How can anyone look at that fanbase on social media and think “man, playing these guys every year when we don’t actually have to is good for our athletic department”?

 

[The Dad]

100% chance that guy is a Cubs fan too, who treats games on May 8th like it’s game 7 of the WS.

 

[douglasbader]

100% chance that guy is a Cubs fan too, who treats games on May 8th like it’s game 7 of the WS.

@ISUFan98

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[Mountain Hawk]

In 60 years it could be worth a billion!

 

[HCPhawk]

Why do people sit in their cars and record themselves saying stupid shit?

 

[The Dad]

Why do people sit in their cars and record themselves saying stupid shit?

Social media poisoned brains.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Why do people sit in their cars and record themselves saying stupid shit?

Why do people put Zin packets in urinals?

 

[Mysterio]

Why do people put Zin packets in urinals?

y do some people pull their pants to their knees at a urinal?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Why do people put Zin packets in urinals?

This is not a knower of ball post. I expect better, Thom.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

This is not a knower of ball post. I expect better, Thom.

I had no idea you were a bad person. I expect better.

 

[KitKatApples]

y do some people pull their pants to their knees at a urinal?

Better safe than sorry

 

[Hawk&Balls]

y do some people pull their pants to their knees at a urinal?

Up or down?

 

[Lee Beevers]

I had no idea you were a bad person. I expect better.

I don’t even Zyn, bro!!!

 

[KitKatApples]

I don’t even Zyn, bro!!!

 

[JD720]

Hickory Park weeps.

“If you said what’s been one of the ultimate great wins — hopefully the people in Ames, Iowa, won’t be mad that I say this — but it’s sometimes you felt like you were a little bit of a food desert in Ames, Iowa,” Campbell said. “So, number one, there’s multiple options for dinner here. There’s multiple places to go out to eat, and the food’s been outstanding. I think the biggest win for the Campbell family is there’s a Trader Joe’s in town. So that’s been a monumental win for the entire family. That won me big praise right away. So I am grateful for Trader Joe’s.”

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[Mysterio]

what a fucking yokel. im referring to cmc not you

 

[Thrawn II]

$8M a year. Just happy to have a Trader Joe’s.

 

[Orestes]

what a fucking yokel. im referring to cmc not you

I mean, Ames doesn't have shit for restaurants.

Mount Vernon, Iowa, feels more like a college town than Ames.

 

[Mysterio]

it was the grocery store comment that was ridiculous

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

I wonder how often CMC actually stepped foot in HP with his family. Can you imagine that fan base if he was spotted out in the wild like that?

 

[KitKatApples]

it was the grocery store comment that was ridiculous

He needs quality feed

 

[KitKatApples]

I wonder how often CMC actually stepped foot in HP with his family. Can you imagine that fan base if he was spotted out in the wild like that?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I wonder how often CMC actually stepped foot in HP with his family. Can you imagine that fan base if he was spotted out in the wild like that?

I would pay a large amount of $$ to watch him eat baby back ribs or sweet corn.

 

[The Dad]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It's not going slow because it's not moving at all?

 

[Hawkmi]

 

[BVHawk95]

Campbell probably does piss-flavored Zyns

 

[KitKatApples]

Has there ever been an update that didn’t make things seem worse?

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

To me the solution to the CyTown conundrum is to remove Iowa State from the schedule at the earliest possible convenience.