Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz (Kirk's back in the fight, boyz!!)

[StinkyMcFadden]

We will soon see who has honor.

 

[Bovert]

Holy fucking irony, Batman

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That’s not irony

 

[Pedro]

Which national sports reporter will break the news first?

 

[douglasbader]

Holy fucking irony, Batman

Woosh. Oh no, not you Bovert. Not you.

 

[brantshawks]

Which national sports reporter will break the news first?

Probably one from Austin fucking Texas!

 

[douglasbader]

Which national sports reporter will break the news first?

My guess is Rittenberg or Thamel.

 

[newsbreaker]

We are in extreme danger of RATT.

 

[The Dad]

Woosh. Oh no, not you Bovert. Not you.

Let’s not forget, he’s a fucking truck driver.

 

[Harlan]

Probably one from Austin fucking Texas!

*suburb

 

[Bovert]

That’s not irony

 

[Bovert]

Let’s not forget, he’s a fucking truck driver.

I actually drove a train. On your mom. In the bedroom. CCMF.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I don't think there was any way possible that he could come back next year. It obviously happened a year too late.

Half empty stadium, the ones who are there are booing. Even worse offensive recruits. Every single offensive player transferring.

Hopefully, the vast majority of the offensive staff, but especially the OL guru, also quit in shame.

I mean, how is that different than last offseason?

we quickly sold out season tickets.

 

[Northside Ray Ray]

Don’t be getting my hopes up douglASS

 

[ddevries]

I mean, how is that different than last offseason?

we quickly sold out season tickets.

Stadium definitely isn’t half empty either.

 

[Northside Ray Ray]

Stocks and talking shit or bitching about Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz. Pretty much my full time job at this point.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Stadium definitely isn’t half empty either.

And it won’t be next year, even if a change isn’t made…

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Stocks and talking shit or bitching about Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz. Pretty much my full time job at this point.

I am hiring both a social media person and a technical trader.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Kinda bullshit he gets to walk away without being fired. And Kirk gets another OC scapegoat

 

[Northside Ray Ray]

I am hiring both a social media person and a technical trader.

I couldn’t imagine working for you

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I couldn’t imagine working for you

That’s bc when you love what you do, it’s never work.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I mean, how is that different than last offseason?

we quickly sold out season tickets.

The false Cade hope.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Which national sports reporter will break the news first?

Danpom69, I reckon.

 

[Harlan]

Stocks and talking shit or bitching about Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz. Pretty much my full time job at this point.

Bangin 10s?

 

[Geese]

That’s bc when you love what you do, it’s never work.

Way to butcher the saying dumbass

 

[Revolver]

I told my dad last night that was the rumor from an INSIDER!!1. He texted me this morning, “where are you seeing this? I can’t find it anywhere.”

Me:

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Way to butcher the saying dumbass

You’re weird

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I couldn’t imagine working for you

but you will happily work for BDJB?

sad!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I told my dad last night that was the rumor from an INSIDER!!1. He texted me this morning, “where are you seeing this? I can’t find it anywhere.”

Me:

probably my fav gif, as long as it’s posted here.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

but you will happily work for BDJB?

sad!!

 

[Brad Wesley]

I told my dad last night that was the rumor from an INSIDER!!1. He texted me this morning, “where are you seeing this? I can’t find it anywhere.”

Me:

He’s never going to believe you after you told him Noah Shannon was going to play two weeks ago.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

In complete fairness, ERR appears to work far too hard to be employed by me.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

None of you guys really work

 

[hawkeyealum]

Still waiting…..

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Still waiting…..

 

[Hawkstrat]

Kakert and NIL guy just hinted at it

 

[cloudhawk]

It's happening isn't it....

 

[OlePeep]

I imagine @tcondon is desperate to break this by his 11:00 open

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It was already decided that Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz wasn’t coming back next year. I have yet to hear that anything specific actually happened this past weekend.

 

[newsbreaker]

It won’t be one of our local guys that breaks it, because reporting something before the press release might endanger their access.

It’ll be someone national, if it’s true.

 

[ddevries]

Kakert and NIL guy just hinted at it

How about a screenshot?

 

[douglasbader]

@tcondon you are welcome to break the news to the public and give me a shout out you silly fuck!

 

[douglasbader]

Kakert and NIL guy just hinted at it

Don't EVER fucking doubt me.

 

[OlePeep]

Just pay him out and clean out his office today. I had high hopes this would work when they announced it all these yrs ago. Seemed like a good bet by kirk, but it busted. Shit, pay him an early termination bonus, but put an end to it.

 

[douglasbader]

Hey @Kamala , you little fucking bitch, how much salt you want on deez nuts when I drag them across your chin?

 

[Hawkstrat]

How about a screenshot?

No.

One said we would know more today. Kakert broke into self parody and said "Stay tuned."

 

[The Full Monte]

Just pay him out and clean out his office today. I had high hopes this would work when they announced it all these yrs ago. Seemed like a good bet by kirk, but it busted. Shit, pay him an early termination bonus, but put an end to it.

“Brian is going to take a personal leave of absence to attend to a private family matter. We thank him for his time and respect his privacy as he attends to his family.”

 

[The Full Monte]

Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz resigned tonight. Effective as of the end of the year, but it's done. Too big for the season thread, so celebrate here.

I normally don’t ask folks to confirm message board rumors, but I pinged two people after reading Doug’s message and both have confirmed

This appears to be happening in the most Iowa way possible, so I’m not going to rule out fuckery. But appears ol Douglas has the scoop

 

[rodg12]

Announced AFTER the bye? Most Iowa thing ever.