New OC

[Harlan]

Nope. I will move to 5-0 if Duke and I ever cross paths.

Duke is AC Slater’s younger brother so wrestling runs in the family.

 

[26.2]

I want a push up contest between @dukeslater21 and @26.2

The only push ups you're familiar with are the ones out of the freezer, fat boy

 

[kenos]

The only push ups you're familiar with are the ones out of the freezer, fat boy

and the only push up you're familiar with is the bra you have on

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Nope. I will move to 5-0 if Duke and I ever cross paths.

When did #4 occur?

 

[Kamala]

OC Coordinator talk only, plz

 

[BuffettHawk]

OC Coordinator talk only, plz

I would like to hear about Jogger’s fist fights.

 

[CleteyColgate]

AC Slater

Should have been a Hawkeye

 

[Fair and Balanced]

If you aren't banned for that post, then this place is even worse than I suspected. Unwarranted personal attacks . . . you MAGA nuts deserve Trump, who should spend the rest of his horrible life in prison.

Unwarranted, my ass.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I would like to hear about Jogger’s fist fights.

At least there's a possibility of us ever having an OC

 

[Pipiyopee]

If you aren't banned, nobody should be, least of all the Duke.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I would like Kirk to hire Dan Orlovsky.

 

[26.2]

I would like to hear about Jogger’s fist fights.

There I was last football season, hanging out in the IC ped mall Friday before game day with some buddies, when this drunk beanpole queerbait rolls out of It's Brothers! with an "I'm from Austin Texas!" t shirt on that was basically green due to all the spilled swamp waters, and maybe a few drops of dried cum in the mix too. Anyway, this dude stumbles over all bowlegged and tries to kiss me and I floored his ass with one right hook. 4-0.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Re: Fuck off/retire/senile old man Kirk

Maybe we should wait until he hires an OC and see the quarterbacks/offense play in the new system?

Maybe the new OC will love morbidly obese completely immobile fumbling QBs.

 

[cloudhawk]

There I was last football season, hanging out in the IC ped mall Friday before game day with some buddies, when this drunk beanpole queerbait rolls out of It's Brothers! with an "I'm from Austin Texas!" t shirt on that was basically green due to all the spilled swamp waters, and maybe a few drops of dried cum in the mix too. Anyway, this dude stumbles over all bowlegged and tries to kiss me and I floored his ass with one right hook. 4-0.

Wonder if Dougie knows this guy, because he's from Austin too.

 

[cloudhawk]

I would like to hear about Jogger’s fist fights.

I mean it's not like we don't have some time

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

After this past weekend that number is up to 4.

I'm ready to move my record to 4-0 in fights any time Lee.

So what is worse? Bragging about getting in a fight in your late 30’s or lying about getting in a fight in your late 30’s and bragging about it?

 

[Wanderer]

Yes

 

[26.2]

So what is worse? Bragging about getting in a fight in your late 30’s or lying about getting in a fight in your late 30’s and bragging about it?

You know I can easily beat you up, right?

 

[Geese]

You know I can easily beat you up, right?

U can pound my ass anytime you want!

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Put up your dukes!

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I fucking got no dukes

 

[snips]

this ain't bad... but elko didn't want to keep him

 

[Harlan]

So what is worse? Bragging about getting in a fight in your late 30’s or lying about getting in a fight in your late 30’s and bragging about it?

Or getting in a fight in your late 30’s and losing, bitch.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

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this ain't bad... but elko didn't want to keep him

Texas A&M went out and got a super sexy hire at OC (Collin Klein from KSU) for premium bucks is why.

 

[26.2]

U can pound my ass anytime you want!

Let's do it!!!

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Or getting in a fight in your late 30’s and losing, bitch.

Was that the reason you ran away from here?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

You know I can easily beat you up, right?

No, but you’ll just lie about it anyway.

 

[26.2]

No, but you’ll just lie about it anyway.

You're the one who got caught red fucking handed lying on here with your "I've never been fired from a job" bullshit. But you probably learned dishonesty from your wife, when she says stuff like "I love you"

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

You're the one who got caught red fucking handed lying on here with your "I've never been fired from a job" bullshit. But you probably learned dishonesty from your wife, when she says stuff like "I love you"

I think forgetting about something that happened 25 years ago is a little different than lying about something and bragging about it, but you do you, bruh.

 

[Soda Popinski]

The only push ups you're familiar with are the ones out of the freezer, fat boy

Your parents had to pay for you to join a frat so you could have 1 college friend. Sit down dork.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Maybe the new OC will love morbidly obese completely immobile fumbling QBs.

That’s fine as long as he has zero touch or pocket presence

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

When they tell Deacon he gets to keep his scholarship:

 

[26.2]

Your parents had to pay for you to join a frat so you could have 1 college friend. Sit down dork.

You married the girl who popped your cherry. Sit down dork

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

we have a dork off!!

 

[cloudhawk]

6-0, bitch

 

[Harlan]

Was that the reason you ran away from here?

No I was in my 40s.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I would like Kirk to hire Dan Orlovsky.

would be perfect when we need to take a safety

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Guys, I am starting the think that the jogger may not be an actual person.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Every Iowa fan should be happy with Getsy or Johns but I expect massively retarded overreaction

 

[ddevries]

I would take one more year of Brian if it meant never hearing from Jogger on this site again.

 

[Geese]

I would take one more year of Brian if it meant never hearing from Jogger on this site again.

Jogger is the king of Halo

 

[Hawkstrat]

Every Iowa fan should be happy with Getsy or Johns but I expect massively retarded overreaction

Johns would be a perfectly fine hire.

 

[Alan Lomax]

This is great discussion. Really high level stuff.

 

[Soda Popinski]

You married the girl who popped your cherry. Sit down dork

You know I can beat the fuck out of you right?

 

[The Dad]

You know I can beat the fuck out of you right?

Prove it.

 

[The Full Monte]

No, not spazzing at all.

We just started Spencer Petras for three straight years and somehow watched Deacon Hill become unbenchable. Totally “overreacting.”

 

[26.2]

I would take one more year of Brian if it meant never hearing from Jogger on this site again.

You'd hear from me if you were in the next room over from me and your fuck-loving sister

 

[Harlan]

Clean that up, jogger.

 

[shoot-the-three]

Jogger is the king of Halo

Jogger is a gently flowing creek to his people.

 

[douglasbader]

Jogger is a gently flowing creek to his people.

That's just the loads of Delta Beta Phi flowing out of his anus.