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[douglasbader]

Halo is the largest bundle of sticks in human history.

Wait until European Underwear Model Rob Sand and Vanessa Miller get wind of this!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KitKatApples]

I can’t wait till Vanessa Miller breaks wind

 

[douglasbader]

I can’t wait till Vanessa Miller breaks wind

Somebody get her on the case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[douglasbader]

Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is going to be a 1099 contractor employee!!!!!! Doyle is back!!!! Kasper and half of Ohio State's WR roster is transferring in the spring!!!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I can’t wait till Vanessa Miller breaks wind

Ew

 

[douglasbader]

@StinkyMcFadden we need to get this guy on the case. Tweet him when you see this in the morning!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with yourself

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Somebody get her on the case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good god, she looks like every speech therapist and student intern I spent 6 weeks every summer with at the WJ Speech and Hearing Center as a kid.

 

[douglasbader]

It saddens me that I have to wait until the end of basketball season to start rumors of made up or maybe not made up inside information about what Fran plans to do. Going to be a boring 6 weeks, boyz.

I have faith in you

Hearing rumors that Kasper plans to transfer now in the Spring when the portal re-opens. Supposedly a done deal.

Keep an eye on Ohio State receivers Kojo Antwi and especially freshman Carnell Tate from Chicago. Both are close with Kaleb Brown and are rumored to be interested in transferring in the spring if they don't work their way up the depth chart. Iowa provides instant playing time for both.

Don’t you see what he’s doing?

You want to hear the craziest batshit rumor of them all?

Kirk and his allies recently pushed that regent out that tried to come after him and regained some power. Beth wants to smooth over the relationship as well, so I shit you not, they have worked out where Brian is quietly going to be an analyst for the program. He can't work in the building, but they will set him up as a 1099 contractor to avoid any nepotism hiring issues and he and his family can remain in Iowa City and in the same schools near home.

Can't believe they are doing it, but Brian is going to be around here until Kirk is done.

It's actually a fucking outrage when you think about it, giving him $200k as a contractor is basically nepotism 101 and someone should write in or at least try to do something about it. We all know the Iowa beat writers will look the other way.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[douglasbader]

@Fair and Balanced get in here!!!!

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Holy fucking shit you guys are gullible fucking morons.

The last page and a half is everything that is wrong with people in 2024. Even when someone explicitly tells you they are going to literally make up lies you fuckers can't be bothered to read beyond a few sentences.

I weep for our society. Maybe we can get our medical advice on tik tok.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

 

[Verbal]

You have all been told some fantastic lies.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Dammit @douglasbader You had the good @Dr. Zaius

You hooked @YugoslavianMountainHound but then I think he started to smell a rat.

@Verbal still believes you though.

 

[Revolver]

Zaius was ready to believe anything Dougie said there.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

“If true”

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Now do one about Alford coming back to replace Fran

 

[snips]

could use a good 'fran is leaving ' rumor right about now, not gonna lie

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Now do one about Alford coming back to replace Fran

I would love this.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I know we all mock and hate European Underwear Model Rob Sand, but someone should actually try to kick up some dust and get someone involved at the power level in the state. This whole thing is fucked.

what about comping family vacations for the wife of the football coach?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Holy fucking shit you guys are gullible fucking morons.

The last page and a half is everything that is wrong with people in 2024. Even when someone explicitly tells you they are going to literally make up lies you fuckers can't be bothered to read beyond a few sentences.

I weep for our society. Maybe we can get our medical advice on tik tok.

Pretty solid work here but you came clean too soon. Shoulda let it stew a bit longer.

Premature ejection.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

OTOH, “why he started wearing the logo again” is a magnificent nugget.

That and “you can’t 1099 your way around nepotism laws” are classics.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Maybe we can get our medical advice on tik tok.

It’s more accurate on HaLo.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I don't understand why Doug isn't permanently banned.

 

[Shawneemicks]

He has a point

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I don't understand why Doug isn't permanently banned.

because we would lose 1/3 of our regular posters

 

[Soda Popinski]

I wasn't going to open this thread anymore, but I'm glad I did this morning. LULZ

 

[Geese]

I don't understand why Doug isn't permanently banned.

You can't ban a king. However you can kill him and take his throne

 

[KitKatApples]

I don't understand why Doug isn't permanently banned.

That's what everyone else thinks about you.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

It's actually a fucking outrage when you think about it, giving him $200k as a contractor is basically nepotism 101 and someone should write in or at least try to do something about it. We all know the Iowa beat writers will look the other way.

Meanwhile all the other media will have another season of ridiculing Iowa along with the added topic of speculating on how long KF will hang around. So good for recruiting.

 

[douglasbader]

Meanwhile all the other media will have another season of ridiculing Iowa along with the added topic of speculating on how long KF will hang around. So good for recruiting.

You fucking moron.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

@douglasbader is the king of Halo

 

[douglasbader]

Absolutely. I run this mother fucker.

 

[26.2]

Jesus Zaius you are one dumb fuck

 

[Herky823]

Jesus Zaius you are one dumb fuck

He’s a doctor

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Absolutely. I run this mother fucker.

 

[26.2]

He’s a doctor

How can you tell???

 

[LifelongHawk]

Halo is the largest bundle of sticks in human history.

Absolutely. I run this mother fucker.

You must be so proud.

 

[OlePeep]

You must be so proud.

Farmer Ted

 

[cloudhawk]

1099...lulz

 

[6deuce]

Farmer Ted

I'm not really a farmer.

 

[Judge Kemp]

After taking three months to fill the position, does Iowa need another three months to make the announcement?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

After taking three months to fill the position, does Iowa need another three months to make the announcement?

It’s probably because they are keeping Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz on staff and they need time to develop a plan to present this to the public

 

[Judge Kemp]

It’s probably because they are keeping Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz on staff and they need time to develop a plan to present this to the public

That isn’t new. It has been finalized for almost a month and the paperwork has already been signed. That wouldn’t impact this.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Brian is such a fucking loser

 

[CleteyColgate]

I bet Kirk feels better knowing that more fans now like Lester

 

[The Tin Man]