New OC

[Verbal]

Looks like it was built in 2020. I've only been to two games since then. I park downtown and enter the northeast corner of the stadium, so I hadn't seen it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Jesus Christ

If Jesus is there they must really want him

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Looks like it was built in 2020. I've only been to two games since then. I park downtown and enter the northeast corner of the stadium, so I hadn't seen it.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Dochterman should try to get an actual scoop to break instead of posting weird pictures.

 

[kenos]

I saw obsession when after a bad game by Petras someone on this board suggested he be ganged raped

That's not obsession, that's a just punishment -- and he should have been, right after you.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Dochterman should try to get an actual scoop to break instead of posting weird pictures.

the gazette chief went off on a tangent in response to brands comments. He was basically like, the state investigators wouldn’t say anything, there’s nothing we could do!!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

The beat writers are certainly an odd group

 

[HawkCarl]

I was with a stupid bald sales guy just last night at the Republic on Grand for a handful of bourbons.

I didn't know receding hairlines was a prerequisite.

Spoiler

@foxhawks

If I'm putting 2 and 2 together here I'd have liked to have gotten an invite.

 

[douglasbader]

Dochterman should try to get an actual scoop to break instead of posting weird pictures.

Now we're going to bitch when they actually do post something and don't keep it to themselves??

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Now we're going to bitch when they actually do post something and don't keep it to themselves??

yeah, posting that picture was pretty much the most controversial thing they have ever done lol

 

[hawkeyealum]

I guess I assumed he interviewed in town earlier in the week based on the previous reports that he was Kirks guy

 

[hawkeyealum]

I wonder if interview is done and it's more meetings. Meet other staff, administration prep for press conference, etc etc

 

[brantshawks]

If I'm putting 2 and 2 together here I'd have liked to have gotten an invite.

We'll have to plan that soon.

 

[Kerky]

I don't know now about his guy, between his shirt collar and now the choice of shoes with his suit. Red Flags for me.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Now we're going to bitch when they actually do post something and don't keep it to themselves??

This your first time at HaLo???

 

[Uli Kunkel]

Imagine tailgating on the south side of Kinnick, ew

 

[6deuce]

I don't know now about his guy, between his shirt collar and now the choice of shoes with his suit. Red Flags for me.

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Ok soybean.

 

[BngHawk]

Someone check that fucker for capri pants.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I wonder if interview is done and it's more meetings. Meet other staff, administration prep for press conference, etc etc

Yes

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He sort of has a Bezos vibe. I hope he leaves his wife.

 

[Gushawk]

I'm all in on Johns boyz. I hereby proclaim that our long, long Gerg/Bridawg nightmare is over.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Coach, thank you for the offer yesterday. But I am looking to go pro in something other than sports

 

[BngHawk]

I'm all in on Johns boyz. I hereby proclaim that our long, long Gerg/Bridawg nightmare is over.

Saved.

 

[Verbal]

I actually just got an offer to be the weekend manager at this hotel.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm all in on Johns boyz. I hereby proclaim that our long, long Gerg/Bridawg nightmare is over.

Honestly about as good as we could’ve possibly hoped for without a coaching, waiting title. I liked the idea of Chryst, but my unfamiliarity with John’s makes this a little more interesting to me.

also, he’s my age

 

[Hawk&Balls]

but my unfamiliarity with John’s

 

[eclone]

Do you think Kirk paid for the breakfast, or just went through the line?

Kirk paid for a one night stay just so he could get the free continental breakfast.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Honestly about as good as we could’ve possibly hoped for without a coaching, waiting title. I liked the idea of Chryst, but my unfamiliarity with John’s makes this a little more interesting to me.

also, he’s my age

Your mom knows lots of Johns

 

[Harlan]

Saved.

The kiss of death.

 

[coff]

Kirk paid for a one night stay just so he could get the free continental breakfast.

You can pay for a breakfast separately.

 

[rodg12]

I don't know now about his guy, between his shirt collar and now the choice of shoes with his suit. Red Flags for me.

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He's not wearing a suit.

 

[The Dad]

I'm all in on Johns boyz. I hereby proclaim that our long, long Gerg/Bridawg nightmare is over.

Not a day for you to be making wild proclamations, Sir.

 

[gable_guy]

	Kevin Johns		Iowa Offense
	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game
2023 - Duke	68	438	132	235
2022	32	415	123	252
2021 - Memphis	52	438	99	304
2020	44	453	40	369
2019	8	484	86	367
2018 - Texas Tech	17	484	44	375
2017 - Western Michigan	27	390	66	329
2016 - Indiana	88	426	95	325
2015	25	504	54	386
2014	90	405	71	400
2013	16	508	79	377
2012	53	442	113	310
Average	43	449	84	336

 

[Bucky217]

You see, they have this shredded cheese that you can put ON the scrambled eggs.

 

[eclone]

You can pay for a breakfast separately.

I know *I* can. But Kirk would never take such a short cut.

 

[nolookpass]

hopefully Kirk had Brian eat first, to make sure the food wasnt poisoned.

 

[KitKatApples]

And picante sauce

 

[Talkin' Goat]

So Kirk keeps everything as close to the vest as possible and then interviews Johns in a lobby of a fucking Courtyard by Marriott that anyone could walk into? That can’t possibly be the actual interview. I think it’s done, Johns is the new OC, and they are just shooting the shit before all the official stuff comes out.

 

[BuffettHawk]

	Kevin Johns		Iowa Offense
	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game
2023 - Duke	68	438	132	235
2022	32	415	123	252
2021 - Memphis	52	438	99	304
2020	44	453	40	369
2019	8	484	86	367
2018 - Texas Tech	17	484	44	375
2017 - Western Michigan	27	390	66	329
2016 - Indiana	88	426	95	325
2015	25	504	54	386
2014	90	405	71	400
2013	16	508	79	377
2012	53	442	113	310
Average	43	449	84	336

 

[Bucky217]

I don't mean to bring a knife to your bubble party but 4 of those years were against Big 12 defenses.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

What's a room there go for on game weekends?

 

[Saul Berkley]

	Kevin Johns		Iowa Offense
	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game
2023 - Duke	68	438	132	235
2022	32	415	123	252
2021 - Memphis	52	438	99	304
2020	44	453	40	369
2019	8	484	86	367
2018 - Texas Tech	17	484	44	375
2017 - Western Michigan	27	390	66	329
2016 - Indiana	88	426	95	325
2015	25	504	54	386
2014	90	405	71	400
2013	16	508	79	377
2012	53	442	113	310
Average	43	449	84	336

Old Kevin's going to need to lower his expectations.

 

[The Tin Man]

If Jesus is there they must really want him

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

Get the offense to a mere 375 yards per game and Iowa is likely looking at a Top 60ish scoring offense to pair with its Top 5 defense.

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

I don't know now about his guy, between his shirt collar and now the choice of shoes with his suit. Red Flags for me.

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[The Tin Man]

	Kevin Johns		Iowa Offense
	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game
2023 - Duke	68	438	132	235
2022	32	415	123	252
2021 - Memphis	52	438	99	304
2020	44	453	40	369
2019	8	484	86	367
2018 - Texas Tech	17	484	44	375
2017 - Western Michigan	27	390	66	329
2016 - Indiana	88	426	95	325
2015	25	504	54	386
2014	90	405	71	400
2013	16	508	79	377
2012	53	442	113	310
Average	43	449	84	336

 

[WCFHawkeye]

	Kevin Johns		Iowa Offense
	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game	Scoring Offense Rank	Yds / Game
2023 - Duke	68	438	132	235
2022	32	415	123	252
2021 - Memphis	52	438	99	304
2020	44	453	40	369
2019	8	484	86	367
2018 - Texas Tech	17	484	44	375
2017 - Western Michigan	27	390	66	329
2016 - Indiana	88	426	95	325
2015	25	504	54	386
2014	90	405	71	400
2013	16	508	79	377
2012	53	442	113	310
Average	43	449	84	336

His worst year average would be the second best for Iowa.

 

[IowaWigman]

What's a room there go for on game weekends?

If you have to ask you can’t afford it.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

You can pay for a breakfast separately.

lol. Me. High Roller.

 

[thrawn]

Eickholt says Tim Lester is still in the mix