**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[Creed]

Jade for President!

 

[Stu Beagle]

Jade feeling herself

 

[hawkchick79]

Sweet baby Jesus, yes.

 

[thrawn]

Sweet baby Jesus, yes.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Jade feeling herself

Pics?

 

[ClintWalker]

I'm exhausted.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[FLhawk]

I've never met/talked to the guy but will continue to blindly push his agenda and claim it is journalism.

Didn't my green mention that he had talked to rob, or did I misshear it? in the first 10 mins of the interview, he mentioned rob howe.

 

[Matt]

What was it? Got deleted

 

[Orestes]

“didn’t see color”

 

[eclone]

What was it? Got deleted

It’s still there. It’s this he’s quoting:

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

“didn’t see color”

He meant it literally. Streif has Achromatopsia.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Herky823]

It’s still there. It’s this he’s quoting:
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That’s pretty shitty. Howe is pretty shitty too but two wrongs and all that

 

[SuperHans]

It’s still there. It’s this he’s quoting:
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False flag

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

The temperature of the steak comment was beyond absurd but I just can't get over the comment in reference to BF:

"he kicked the trash can and then said in front of all the coaches only a dumb ass black player would do it like that".

LOL. I'm not even sure that phrase has been spoken by anyone in the history of saying things, much less Kirk Ferentz's son.

 

[Verbal]

I’ve seen Ivan and doug tossed about, but my dark horse candidate for Jade’s Halo identity is @Revolver . Many of us still remember him as a 20 year old dumbfuck, which is all the cover he needs at this juncture. He’s Twitter savvy enough, he likes Iowa football enough, he’s got a healthy contempt for the Iowa media and God knows he’s got the time. Come out of the shadows, @Revolver !

 

[BBK]

 

[Herky823]

Whose stock would rise the most? Who would be the most shocking?

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Whose stock would rise the most? Who would be the most shocking?

@Hawk&Balls

Not near smart enough.

 

[douglasbader]

I’ve seen Ivan and doug tossed about, but my dark horse candidate for Jade’s Halo identity is @Revolver . Many of us still remember him as a 20 year old dumbfuck, which is all the cover he needs at this juncture. He’s Twitter savvy enough, he likes Iowa football enough, he’s got a healthy contempt for the Iowa media and God knows he’s got the time. Come out of the shadows, @Revolver !

 

[Alan Lomax]

Jade is obviously bright. That eliminates a good number of folks. I don’t think @Revolver is in that group. Answer this accusation!

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Jade is obviously bright. That eliminates a good number of folks. I don’t think @Revolver is in that group. Answer this accusation!

Jade should send PMs revealing himself.

 

[douglasbader]

Jade should send PMs revealing himself.

 

[Herky823]

Or not, because our board has a few psychos and i bet some of the reporters read it and it’d get out.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

More house and hlas both post here.

 

[douglasbader]

More house and hlas both post here.

Yeah, but what about Morehouse?

 

[douglasbader]

Or not, because our board has a few psychos and i bet some of the reporters read it and it’d get out.

I would like to point out again for the record that it isn't me, but I certainly celebrate Jade.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Morehouse has not aged well. He was pretty solid when I was in college over 10 years ago, but he’s settled in to Iowa media slums. I don’t mind Hlas for the most part.

 

[Charles]

Jade should send PMs revealing himself.

Maybe they did and they didn't include you.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

@hawkchick79?

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Maybe they did and they didn't include you.

Um.....I got one.

 

[BBK]

Whose stock would rise the most? Who would be the most shocking?

@Chocolate buttermilk

 

[Alan Lomax]

More house and hlas both post here.

Is this true? Do they know they should work harder? Just like 20% and they’d be solid. But it’s harder.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

It’s gotta be someone with no life and unlimited time on their hands. Unfortunately, that doesn’t exclude anybody on here so it makes it hard to narrow it down.

 

[thrawn]

It’s gotta be someone with no life and unlimited time on their hands. Unfortunately, that doesn’t excludes anybody on here so it makes it hard to narrow it down.

working hard! thank you!

 

[Verbal]

Who you got, Lumbergh? Ivan?

 

[Monster]

I think FiB is Jade.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

My dark horse candidate is @Santa Anna's Leg

a Chauvet cave deep subconscious rebellion against his wokeness

 

[BngHawk]

Good ol Jade.

 

[Herky823]

My dark horse candidate is @Santa Anna's Leg

a Chauvet cave deep subconscious rebellion against his wokeness

Not a chance

 

[Herky823]

I think FiB is Jade.

Chance

 

[BngHawk]

I know who Jade is, friends. You’d be surprised.

 

[Herky823]

I know who Jade is, friends. You’d be surprised.

Me? I mean, he isn’t, but that’d surprise the shit outta me.

 

[Charles]

I know who Jade is, friends. You’d be surprised.

Is it you? Bung would be the king of all things for life if true.

 

[cloudhawk]

I think Jade should just sit on that wall and be the beacon in the night. Called upon whenever they are needed!

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I don’t care who he is, but I will follow him into the jungle.

 

[douglasbader]

I don’t care who he is, but I will follow him into the jungle.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

lmao